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title: "1 Kiss Goodbye Quotes By Max Miller"
description: "1 Kiss Goodbye quotes by Max Miller. Plus more from Max Miller and more Kiss Goodbye sayings from other authors."
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> [My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-miller/my-wife-s-the-ugliest-woman-in-the-world-i-d-sooner-take-her-with-me/)

Max Miller

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## More by Max Miller

> [My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-miller/my-wife-is-so-stupendously-ugly-it-is-easier-to-take-her-with-me-than/)

Max Miller

> [My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-miller/my-wife-s-father-said-if-you-marry-my-daughter-i-ll-give-you-three/)

Max Miller

> [My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-miller/my-wife-s-the-ugliest-woman-in-the-world-i-d-sooner-take-her-with-me/)

Max Miller

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