--- title: "1 Kinds Stupid Quotes By E.J. Stevens" description: "1 Kinds Stupid quotes by E.J. Stevens. Plus more from E.J. Stevens and more Kinds Stupid sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4dd/e-j-stevens-23984_fae_walking-out-into-the-night-with-a-water_289437.jpg" --- > [“Walking out into the night with a water fey was all kinds of stupid. Heck, Kelpies eat people. They may not play with their food as creatively as the Each Uisge, but dead is dead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/walking-out-into-the-night-with-a-water-fey-was-all-kinds-of-stupid/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4dd/e-j-stevens-23984_fae_walking-out-into-the-night-with-a-water_289437.jpg) ## More by E.J. Stevens > [“I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/i-need-a-victim-and-no-offense-yuki-but-your-carrot-sticks-are/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“...the very, very old fae tended to go through an unhealthy stage of boredom that was often followed by a period of ‘goin’ doololly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/the-very-very-old-fae-tended-to-go-through-an-unhealthy-stage-of/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“As far as plans went, it was like facing the zombie apocalypse with a nail file and a bag of Skittles. It might work,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/as-far-as-plans-went-it-was-like-facing-the-zombie-apocalypse-with-a/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“So it’s fate then?” I asked with him so close my lips brushed the line of his jaw with each word, “Us being together?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/so-it-s-fate-then-i-asked-with-him-so-close-my-lips-brushed-the-line/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“The king and the would-be queen,” Ailinn said.  “As it was prophesized, as it was written, as it was seen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/the-king-and-the-would-be-queen-ailinn-said-as-it-was-prophesized-as/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“Walking out into the night with a water fey was all kinds of stupid. Heck, Kelpies eat people. They may not play with their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/walking-out-into-the-night-with-a-water-fey-was-all-kinds-of-stupid/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“I stomped on the spiders as I backed away, halting their progress. A brave one ambled forward and sank it’s dripping mandibles into its…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/i-stomped-on-the-spiders-as-i-backed-away-halting-their-progress-a/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“You catch all that, Humphrey?” I asked. “Get to eat demons for breakfast,” he said with a grin. “Hey, only if they misbehave,” I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/you-catch-all-that-humphrey-i-asked-get-to-eat-demons-for-breakfast/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“being Torn’s new curiosity was about as comfortable as a pixie rash.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/being-torn-s-new-curiosity-was-about-as-comfortable-as-a-pixie-rash/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/emma-was-doing-something-nice-for-simon-hell-must-be-enjoying-the/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“Let the spirits guide you, but never let them take you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/let-the-spirits-guide-you-but-never-let-them-take-you/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“Yuki, you have plans after school tomorrow?” Calvin turned to me and asked. How does he raise one brow like that? Does he practice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/yuki-you-have-plans-after-school-tomorrow-calvin-turned-to-me-and/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“Yuki?” Calvin asked. “Yeah?” I asked turning back to him. “Thanks for giving me a chance,” he said and smiling his toothy grin he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/yuki-calvin-asked-yeah-i-asked-turning-back-to-him-thanks-for-giving/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“My research methods were extremely advanced. I Googled vinegar.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/my-research-methods-were-extremely-advanced-i-googled-vinegar/) [E.J. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-j-stevens/) > [“I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can,” Emma said. “I’m leaning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-j-stevens/i-m-trying-to-decide-whether-to-tell-you-two-to-get-a-room-or-go-barf/) [E.J. 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