--- title: "15 Kind Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld" description: "15 Kind quotes by Jerry Seinfeld. Plus more from Jerry Seinfeld and more Kind sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/jerry-seinfeld-880_be-kind_if-you-can-t-be-kind-at-least-have-the-d_503323.jpg" --- > [If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/if-you-can-t-be-kind-at-least-have-the-decency-to-be-vague/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/jerry-seinfeld-880_be-kind_if-you-can-t-be-kind-at-least-have-the-d_503323.jpg) > [A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/a-two-year-old-is-kind-of-like-having-a-blender-but-you-don-t-have-a/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24b/jerry-seinfeld-880_blender_a-two-year-old-is-kind-of-like-having-a_2960809.jpg) > [The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/the-truth-is-i-had-always-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-but-i-really-didn-t/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0f/jerry-seinfeld-880_always_the-truth-is-i-had-always-wanted-to-be-a_1304926.jpg) > [When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/when-you-re-in-comedy-people-always-come-up-and-say-oh-it-must-be-so/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02f/jerry-seinfeld-880_always_when-you-re-in-comedy-people-always-come_2609303.jpg) > [People should get married because they have finally seen the folly of being single: "Oh, this is all just kind of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/people-should-get-married-because-they-have-finally-seen-the-folly-of/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f3/jerry-seinfeld-880_being-single_people-should-get-married-because-they-h_2434718.jpg) > [ \[I like to\] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. \[Whereas when I meet\] anybody… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-like-to-engage-with-funny-people-or-weird-people-or-you-know-kind/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9d/jerry-seinfeld-880_curious_i-like-to-engage-with-funny-people-or-we_486070.jpg) > [A movie is kind of like being the captain of a ship, which is nice, but when I perform by myself it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/a-movie-is-kind-of-like-being-the-captain-of-a-ship-which-is-nice-but/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/031/jerry-seinfeld-880_captains_a-movie-is-kind-of-like-being-the-captai_1595647.jpg) > [I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-have-no-interest-in-gender-or-race-or-anything-like-that-but/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29a/jerry-seinfeld-880_about_i-have-no-interest-in-gender-or-race-or_2845366.jpg) > [A lot of advertising has gotten worse. I think it's kind of lost its nerve, to be honest with you. I feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/a-lot-of-advertising-has-gotten-worse-i-think-it-s-kind-of-lost-its/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/056/jerry-seinfeld-880_advertising_a-lot-of-advertising-has-gotten-worse-i_899529.jpg) > [We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/we-sold-seinfeld-all-over-the-world-but-it-was-a-very-specific-kind/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/832/jerry-seinfeld-880_country_we-sold-seinfeld-all-over-the-world-but_1080237.jpg) > [One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/one-day-i-was-watching-these-construction-workers-go-back-to-work-i/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b10/jerry-seinfeld-880_able_one-day-i-was-watching-these-constructio_661726.jpg) > [They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/they-seal-the-subway-change-booth-guy-up-inside-this-thing-with/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/193/jerry-seinfeld-880_breathe_they-seal-the-subway-change-booth-guy-up_2325405.jpg) > [I had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and crash into these huge mirrors my mother put in. Ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-had-a-parakeet-that-used-to-fly-around-the-house-and-crash-into/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2de/jerry-seinfeld-880_crash_i-had-a-parakeet-that-used-to-fly-around_2049690.jpg) > [I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-kind-of-thought-that-stand-up-comedy-would-suffer-from-the-internet/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c39/jerry-seinfeld-880_about_i-kind-of-thought-that-stand-up-comedy-w_2791678.jpg) > [With any kind of physical test, I don't know what it is, I always seem to get competitive. Remember when you were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/with-any-kind-of-physical-test-i-don-t-know-what-it-is-i-always-seem/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bc/jerry-seinfeld-880_balls_with-any-kind-of-physical-test-i-don-t-k_1897796.jpg) ## Other authors on Kind ## More by Jerry Seinfeld > [“i chose not to run”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-chose-not-to-run/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/we-re-all-trying-to-get-to-the-same-island-whether-you-swim-fly-surf/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-have-a-nice-bookshelf-in-my-office-but-not-my-house-i-m-crass-but/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/there-s-no-downside-to-fame-and-people-who-whine-about-it-make-me/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/we-re-all-trying-to-get-to-the-same-island-whether-you-swim-fly-surf-2/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-was-in-the-drug-store-the-other-day-trying-to-get-a-cold-medication/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-went-up-to-the-camp-and-paul-had-me-eat-my-first-oyster-i-had-never/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/then-finally-the-third-year-begging-the-parents-i-got-the-superman/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/this-is-really-a-crazy-idea-you-know-it-probably-won-t-work-but-that/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/if-you-get-something-right-you-really-feel-it-right-in-your-chest-on/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/people-have-an-infinite-attention-span-if-you-are-entertaining-them/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/it-s-hard-to-do-nothing-because-you-tend-to-do-something-and-then-you/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/a-really-hard-laugh-is-like-sex-one-of-the-ultimate-diversions-of/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [There are many things you can point to as proof that the human is not smart. But my personal favorite would have to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/there-are-many-things-you-can-point-to-as-proof-that-the-human-is-not/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/you-know-what-i-never-get-with-the-limo-the-tinted-windows-is-that-so/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/kind/jerry-seinfeld/#itemlist", "name": "15 Kind Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerry Seinfeld" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/if-you-can-t-be-kind-at-least-have-the-decency-to-be-vague/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/jerry-seinfeld-880_be-kind_if-you-can-t-be-kind-at-least-have-the-d_503323.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/jerry-seinfeld-880_be-kind_if-you-can-t-be-kind-at-least-have-the-d_503323.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/jerry-seinfeld-880_be-kind_if-you-can-t-be-kind-at-least-have-the-d_503323.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.” — Jerry Seinfeld", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerry Seinfeld" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/a-two-year-old-is-kind-of-like-having-a-blender-but-you-don-t-have-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24b/jerry-seinfeld-880_blender_a-two-year-old-is-kind-of-like-having-a_2960809.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24b/jerry-seinfeld-880_blender_a-two-year-old-is-kind-of-like-having-a_2960809.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24b/jerry-seinfeld-880_blender_a-two-year-old-is-kind-of-like-having-a_2960809.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.” — Jerry Seinfeld", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerry Seinfeld" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/the-truth-is-i-had-always-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-but-i-really-didn-t/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0f/jerry-seinfeld-880_always_the-truth-is-i-had-always-wanted-to-be-a_1304926.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0f/jerry-seinfeld-880_always_the-truth-is-i-had-always-wanted-to-be-a_1304926.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0f/jerry-seinfeld-880_always_the-truth-is-i-had-always-wanted-to-be-a_1304926.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and…” — Jerry Seinfeld", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' 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