--- title: "3 Killer Quotes By Scary Movie" description: "3 Killer quotes by Scary Movie. Plus more from Scary Movie and more Killer sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44f/scary-movie-25757_quote_i-m-gonna-slash-and-gash-cut-another-hol_874116.jpg" --- > [I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/i-m-gonna-slash-and-gash-cut-another-hole-in-your-ass-i-spill-blood/) Scary Movie [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44f/scary-movie-25757_quote_i-m-gonna-slash-and-gash-cut-another-hol_874116.jpg) > [There's a killer in the house! There's ass, blood, and guts everywhere! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/there-s-a-killer-in-the-house-there-s-ass-blood-and-guts-everywhere/) Scary Movie [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ac/scary-movie-25757_home_there-s-a-killer-in-the-house-there-s-as_1197049.jpg) > [Nice breasts... -The Killer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/nice-breasts-the-killer/) Scary Movie [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/785/scary-movie-25757_quote_nice-breasts-the-killer-1445292_1445292.jpg) ## Other authors on Killer ## More by Scary Movie > [Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it! -Buffy Gilmore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/oh-is-this-the-climax-well-i-hope-you-don-t-mind-if-i-fake-it-buffy/) Scary Movie > [I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/i-m-on-tv-oh-shit-first-cops-now-this-i-m-gonna-be-a-star-son-shorty/) Scary Movie > [C'mon, Brandon! Take it! Take it! I mean, uh...Brenda! -Ray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/c-mon-brandon-take-it-take-it-i-mean-uh-brenda-ray/) Scary Movie > [I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/i-m-gonna-slash-and-gash-cut-another-hole-in-your-ass-i-spill-blood/) Scary Movie > [Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/yo-party-at-cindy-s-house-drunk-white-women-for-everybody-shorty/) Scary Movie > [OH...SHIT, SON!!! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/oh-shit-son-shorty/) Scary Movie > [I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n\*gga pie! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/i-got-papers-blunts-bongs-all-the-ingredients-to-make-a-high-n-gga/) Scary Movie > [Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like. -Ms. Man](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/come-in-dear-have-a-seat-take-off-your-bra-if-you-like-ms-man/) Scary Movie > [There's a killer in the house! There's ass, blood, and guts everywhere! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/there-s-a-killer-in-the-house-there-s-ass-blood-and-guts-everywhere/) Scary Movie > [Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby! -Cindy Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/look-if-it-s-about-that-time-i-puked-green-slime-and-masturbated-with/) Scary Movie > [Nice breasts... -The Killer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/nice-breasts-the-killer/) Scary Movie > [Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck outta here! C'mon n\*gger, let's go, motherfucker! -TV Reporter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/reporting-live-for-black-tv-white-folks-are-dead-we-re-getting-the/) Scary Movie > [Does this shirt make me look gay? -Ray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/does-this-shirt-make-me-look-gay-ray/) Scary Movie > [Look, my boyfriend will be here soon. He's black and he'll kick your ass! -Drew Decker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/look-my-boyfriend-will-be-here-soon-he-s-black-and-he-ll-kick-your/) Scary Movie > [Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! -Buffy Gilmore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/yeah-and-mom-also-said-for-you-to-stop-sticking-your-dick-in-the/) Scary Movie ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/killer/scary-movie/#itemlist", "name": "3 Killer Quotes By Scary Movie", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings, don't answer the call. Gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat, peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat. 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