--- title: "8 Killed Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "8 Killed quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Killed sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/jarod-kintz-2_love_cupid-that-chubby-cherub-love-dispenser_574734.jpg" --- > [“Cupid, that chubby cherub love dispenser, is dead. But before he died, he appointed me his apprentice in love. I loved Cupid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/cupid-that-chubby-cherub-love-dispenser-is-dead-but-before-he-died-he/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/jarod-kintz-2_love_cupid-that-chubby-cherub-love-dispenser_574734.jpg) > [“The police made sure he wasn’t dead. Then they killed him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-police-made-sure-he-wasn-t-dead-then-they-killed-him/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a20/jarod-kintz-2_quote_the-police-made-sure-he-wasn-t-dead-then_1002472.jpg) > [“I nearly ran him over after he ran out in front of my car. So I slammed on the brakes, rolled down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-nearly-ran-him-over-after-he-ran-out-in-front-of-my-car-so-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/851/jarod-kintz-2_live-now_i-nearly-ran-him-over-after-he-ran-out-i_1463901.jpg) > [“I’m not a murderer, though I have killed off billions of alternate me’s. They don’t exist because of me and my actions.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-not-a-murderer-though-i-have-killed-off-billions-of-alternate-me/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f8/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-m-not-a-murderer-though-i-have-killed_1594423.jpg) > [“The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-police-seemed-to-think-i-killed-her-which-is-crazy-because-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b7/jarod-kintz-2_quote_the-police-seemed-to-think-i-killed-her_1738955.jpg) > [“I killed him, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed every second of every month of the torture process.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-killed-him-but-that-doesn-t-mean-i-enjoyed-every-second-of-every/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94c/jarod-kintz-2_every-second_i-killed-him-but-that-doesn-t-mean-i-enj_2247362.jpg) > [“He was born after me, and he died before me. I gave him life, and I killed him. He was an idea,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/he-was-born-after-me-and-he-died-before-me-i-gave-him-life-and-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e32/jarod-kintz-2_grandpa_he-was-born-after-me-and-he-died-before_2391396.jpg) > [“I don’t want to see a group of people get killed. Particularly if those people are all my clones.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-don-t-want-to-see-a-group-of-people-get-killed-particularly-if/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a58/jarod-kintz-2_clones_i-don-t-want-to-see-a-group-of-people-ge_3002464.jpg) ## Other authors on Killed ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/killed/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "8 Killed Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Cupid, that chubby cherub love dispenser, is dead. But before he died, he appointed me his apprentice in love. 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