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> [“Your boyfriend just killed an elf. You need to get over the talking birds.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chadwick-ginther/your-boyfriend-just-killed-an-elf-you-need-to-get-over-the-talking/)

[Chadwick Ginther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chadwick-ginther/)

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> [I envisioned huge piles of the Elf Hotel flying off the belt, taking down everybody in sight. I had seen pictures of that Elf Hotel - it had sharp candy-cane spires that could easily impale someone. If anyone was ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maureen-johnson/i-envisioned-huge-piles-of-the-elf-hotel-flying-off-the-belt-taking/)

[Maureen Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maureen-johnson/)

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