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> [“He checks the horns. They're small: not truncated like Hellboy's, but wee, budding, trainer-bra efforts. Definitely not the thing that killed Dazza. In demon terms, he's looking at a midget or a waen. He recalls the ten second rule, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/he-checks-the-horns-they-re-small-not-truncated-like-hellboy-s-but/)

[Christopher Brookmyre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-brookmyre/)

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## More by Christopher Brookmyre

> [3 people get stranded on a remote Island A Banker, a Daily Mail reader & an Asylum seeker All they have to eat is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/3-people-get-stranded-on-a-remote-island-a-banker-a-daily-mail-reader/)

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> [“He spent a very uncomfortable few moments trying to remember his prepared position for explaining to God that he had nonetheless been right not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/he-spent-a-very-uncomfortable-few-moments-trying-to-remember-his/)

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> [“... when they hear hooves they look for zebras instead of horses”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/when-they-hear-hooves-they-look-for-zebras-instead-of-horses/)

[Christopher Brookmyre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-brookmyre/)

> [Truth was, if you were going to believe something, it was best to believe in stuff that made the world seem a more interesting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/truth-was-if-you-were-going-to-believe-something-it-was-best-to/)

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> [“He checks the horns. They're small: not truncated like Hellboy's, but wee, budding, trainer-bra efforts. Definitely not the thing that killed Dazza. In demon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/he-checks-the-horns-they-re-small-not-truncated-like-hellboy-s-but/)

[Christopher Brookmyre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-brookmyre/)

> [“You're with Rapier squad. Mopping-up detail, under Sergeant Gortoss." He gestured along the corridor in the opposite direction from where Ross had just come.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/you-re-with-rapier-squad-mopping-up-detail-under-sergeant-gortoss-he/)

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> [“Parlabane found the word 'pro-active' enormously useful, as it immediately exposed the speaker as an irredeemable arsehole, whatever previous impression might have been given.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/parlabane-found-the-word-pro-active-enormously-useful-as-it/)

[Christopher Brookmyre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-brookmyre/)

> [“There can be only one”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/there-can-be-only-one/)

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> [“It’s that ambient dance pish that Parlabane always hears at trendy gatherings but which no bastard would ever choose to listen to for their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/it-s-that-ambient-dance-pish-that-parlabane-always-hears-at-trendy/)

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> [“Well, are you not going to give the man a round of applause?" he asked. "I mean, that was fucking amazing, didn't you think?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/well-are-you-not-going-to-give-the-man-a-round-of-applause-he-asked-i/)

[Christopher Brookmyre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-brookmyre/)

> [“Is it colour?’ ‘Oh yes.’ ‘You don’t let me down.You are my ambassador to pr0n, man.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/is-it-colour-oh-yes-you-don-t-let-me-down-you-are-my-ambassador-to/)

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> [My reaction to your news is delighted astonishment that Lanark has been judged more popular than a book by Ian Rankin, and only regret…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/my-reaction-to-your-news-is-delighted-astonishment-that-lanark-has/)

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> [“St Michael’s RC secondary sat on a promontory overlooking the town of Auchenlea. The choice of site was an indirect consequence of a past…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/st-michael-s-rc-secondary-sat-on-a-promontory-overlooking-the-town-of/)

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> [“I suppose there are some advantages to this place,' he admitted. 'I bet it's fucking raining in Stirling.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/i-suppose-there-are-some-advantages-to-this-place-he-admitted-i-bet/)

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> [Just for a while": Death's opening chat-up line in His great seduction, before he drugged you with soporific comforts, distracted you with minor luxuries…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-brookmyre/just-for-a-while-death-s-opening-chat-up-line-in-his-great-seduction/)

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