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title: "11 Kill Quotes By Jarod Kintz"
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> [“I’d kill for any one of my friends. Thankfully for the overpopulated prison system, I don’t have any friends.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-kill-for-any-one-of-my-friends-thankfully-for-the-overpopulated/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forward to.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-we-make-it-out-of-this-alive-i-ll-kill-you-so-you-have-that-to/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about that next time I do it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-is-it-about-money-that-makes-people-kill-for-it-i-ll-have-to/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0e/jarod-kintz-2_money_what-is-it-about-money-that-makes-people_1551330.jpg)

> [“We should kill the future, so the present has no choice but to retreat into the past.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-should-kill-the-future-so-the-present-has-no-choice-but-to-retreat/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“People are trying to kill people. Well, those people need to die.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/people-are-trying-to-kill-people-well-those-people-need-to-die/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“If you’re thinking about killing someone, don’t. Not don’t kill them, but don’t think about it—just do it already.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-you-re-thinking-about-killing-someone-don-t-not-don-t-kill-them/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/577/jarod-kintz-2_kill_if-you-re-thinking-about-killing-someone_147453.jpg)

> [“We had some good fun together, didn’t we? That’s why I’m sorry to say I’m going to have to kill you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-had-some-good-fun-together-didn-t-we-that-s-why-i-m-sorry-to-say-i/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“I have a list of people to kill. All but number 33 are my clones. Who’s number 33? Why you are, of course.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-have-a-list-of-people-to-kill-all-but-number-33-are-my-clones-who-s/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e1/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-have-a-list-of-people-to-kill-all-but_1793966.jpg)

> [“A blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asleep before you kill them, rape them,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-quell-the-rebellion-wait-until-all-the-men/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cd/jarod-kintz-2_quote_a-blanket-could-be-used-to-quell-the-reb_1932820.jpg)

> [“If somebody wanted me dead, I’d try to convince them to wait 25 years, for technology to arrive, so they can go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-somebody-wanted-me-dead-i-d-try-to-convince-them-to-wait-25-years/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f2/jarod-kintz-2_technology_if-somebody-wanted-me-dead-i-d-try-to-co_1769093.jpg)

> [“He’ll think I’ll do it, he’ll act like I’ll do it, and so I will do it. But if he will think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/he-ll-think-i-ll-do-it-he-ll-act-like-i-ll-do-it-and-so-i-will-do-it/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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## Other authors on Kill

## More by Jarod Kintz

> [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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