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> [“These kids are all trying so hard to be weird. I'm genuinely weird, so I can spot the effort a mile away.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/these-kids-are-all-trying-so-hard-to-be-weird-i-m-genuinely-weird-so/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

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## More by Brent Crawford

> [“These kids are all trying so hard to be weird. I'm genuinely weird, so I can spot the effort a mile away.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/these-kids-are-all-trying-so-hard-to-be-weird-i-m-genuinely-weird-so/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“You did too! You stole my bike, A-HOLE!" I yell out. Jeez, I'm like a Chatty Cathy Doll: just pull my string and I'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/you-did-too-you-stole-my-bike-a-hole-i-yell-out-jeez-i-m-like-a/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“Ohhh, OH no you didn't!" he screams. "Nobody touches the TERRY!" Then he starts punching himself in he face. This kid really is crazy!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/ohhh-oh-no-you-didn-t-he-screams-nobody-touches-the-terry-then-he/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“... my heart skips a beat. Seriously, like a CD from the public library, it goes ZZebbTTT and skips.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/my-heart-skips-a-beat-seriously-like-a-cd-from-the-public-library-it/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“Bicycles are way cooler than motorcycles. You get exercise and peace and quiet, and you're not destroying the environment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/bicycles-are-way-cooler-than-motorcycles-you-get-exercise-and-peace/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“EJ cries, "We've been best friends since kindergarten. You can't become a babe slayer and leave me in the dust! I don't have an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/ej-cries-we-ve-been-best-friends-since-kindergarten-you-can-t-become/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“So I think when you tap into something that you really want to do, you have to fight for it, even if the fight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/so-i-think-when-you-tap-into-something-that-you-really-want-to-do-you/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“I’m probably sterile. At least I can stop worrying about getting girls pregnant (if I ever get to have sex with them). Do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/i-m-probably-sterile-at-least-i-can-stop-worrying-about-getting-girls/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [ “Well, you know, I might try out for the musical," I say real quick. \[...\] She nods and says, "You should. We need guys."… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/well-you-know-i-might-try-out-for-the-musical-i-say-real-quick-she/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“There's nothing like being called a feminine hygiene product to keep you from crying.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/there-s-nothing-like-being-called-a-feminine-hygiene-product-to-keep/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“My life would be a lot easier if I enjoyed it more.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/my-life-would-be-a-lot-easier-if-i-enjoyed-it-more/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“The last thing I need is for my dad to stroll in and see me abusing myself to lighting-fast pornographic images.Military school will become…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/the-last-thing-i-need-is-for-my-dad-to-stroll-in-and-see-me-abusing/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [“Lynn looks up at him to see if he's serious. "What?" he asks her. "If anybody is gonna put Carter's head through the wall,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/lynn-looks-up-at-him-to-see-if-he-s-serious-what-he-asks-her-if/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

> [ “Carter: "Dude, I don't know why it works, it just does. \[...\] Just pretend you're not into 'em and then ask a question. What's… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brent-crawford/carter-dude-i-don-t-know-why-it-works-it-just-does-just-pretend-you/)

[Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brent-crawford/)

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