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> [“Dirk was unused to making quite such a miniscule impact on anybody. He checked to be sure that he did have his huge leather coat and his absurd red hat on and that he was properly and dramatically silhouetted by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/dirk-was-unused-to-making-quite-such-a-miniscule-impact-on-anybody-he/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [I was shot in the wrist when I was a kid. Deliberately.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-shepard/i-was-shot-in-the-wrist-when-i-was-a-kid-deliberately/)

[Sam Shepard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-shepard/)

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