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title: "5 Kicking Contest Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“I’ve been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest myself,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-force/i-ve-been-busier-than-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicking-contest/)

[Marie Force](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-force/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/870/marie-force-2475_ass-kicking_i-ve-been-busier-than-a-one-legged-man-i_61062.jpg)

> [You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rowan-atkinson/you-re-about-as-useful-as-a-one-legged-man-at-an-arse-kicking-contest/)

[Rowan Atkinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rowan-atkinson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42c/rowan-atkinson-3883_kicking_you-re-about-as-useful-as-a-one-legged-m_1448029.png)

> [I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-louis-dreyfus/i-m-about-to-enter-a-national-ass-kicking-contest-with-no-legs-and-a/)

[Julia Louis-Dreyfus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-louis-dreyfus/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a72/julia-louis-dreyfus-15124_ass_i-m-about-to-enter-a-national-ass-kickin_1596284.jpg)

> [Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/busy-as-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicking-contest/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eac/stephen-king-13_ass_busy-as-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicki_2061230.jpg)

> [I'm as busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fonock/i-m-as-busy-as-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicking-contest/)

[John Fonock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fonock/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6e/john-fonock-249191_busy_i-m-as-busy-as-a-one-legged-man-in-an-as_2917344.jpg)

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