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title: "2 Keystone Quotes By Jimmy Fallon"
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> [After a six-year battle, the Senate will vote next week to begin construction on the Keystone XL pipeline, which is an oil pipeline that runs from Canada to the Gulf Coast. They're hoping the pipeline will provide enough oil to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/after-a-six-year-battle-the-senate-will-vote-next-week-to-begin/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

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> [The Senate came one vote short of granting approval to build the Keystone pipeline. Democrats say the pipeline could accelerate global warming. Then people who've been outside today said, 'Sounds good to me. Let's accelerate that global warming.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-senate-came-one-vote-short-of-granting-approval-to-build-the/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

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## More by Jimmy Fallon

> [A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-new-survey-found-that-12-percent-of-parents-punish-their-kids-by/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/i-read-that-as-marijuana-legalization-becomes-more-popular-it-could/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/nasa-is-developing-space-taxis-to-shuttle-astronauts-to-the/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/in-a-recent-attack-ad-the-nra-claims-that-president-obama-cares-about/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/after-donald-trump-wrote-lindsey-graham-s-cellphone-number-on-a-piece/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/yesterday-on-cnn-joe-biden-said-he-hasn-t-made-up-his-mind-about/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-clothing-company-is-making-t-shirts-inspired-by-bernie-sanders-with/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/arizona-just-became-the-15th-state-to-approve-medical-marijuana-so-i/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/i-became-a-yankees-fan-for-a-few-years-but-now-i-gotta-say-i-m-really/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/my-dream-was-to-grow-up-and-get-a-job-at-ibm-like-my-dad-that-seemed/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-federal-government-is-starting-to-plan-for-climate-change-by/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/yesterday-the-supreme-court-spent-over-an-hour-listening-to-arguments/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-massive-power-outage-in-washington-d-c-today-affected-a-number-of/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/there-s-always-going-to-be-someone-out-there-who-doesn-t-believe-in/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

> [Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so bad, Edward…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/despite-russia-s-move-to-raise-interest-rates-this-week-the-value-of/)

[Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/)

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