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title: "46 Kettle Quotes by 42 authors"
description: "Browse 46 Kettle quotes by 42 authors. Discover the best Kettle sayings and thoughts."
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> [Kettle thingies. Yum.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/kettle-thingies-yum/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Well, this is a fine kettle of fish.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/well-this-is-a-fine-kettle-of-fish/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“He fell ass over tea Kettle”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-e-murphy/he-fell-ass-over-tea-kettle/)

[C.E. Murphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-e-murphy/)

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> [“Must a kettle boil?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/virginia-woolf/must-a-kettle-boil/)

[Virginia Woolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/virginia-woolf/)

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> [I'm kind of a big kettle. It takes time to get boiled, but then I'm always hot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/i-m-kind-of-a-big-kettle-it-takes-time-to-get-boiled-but-then-i-m/)

[Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/)

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> [The tea-kettle is as much an English institution as aristocracy or the Prayer-Book.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catharine-beecher/the-tea-kettle-is-as-much-an-english-institution-as-aristocracy-or/)

[Catharine Beecher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catharine-beecher/)

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> [Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/patience-is-a-virtue-tee-excuse-me-pot-could-you-not-pick-on-the/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Careful, pot" Tod said. "Someone might notice your resemblance to the kettle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/careful-pot-tod-said-someone-might-notice-your-resemblance-to-the/)

[Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/)

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> [“Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/oh-hey-kettle-i-m-pot-and-wow-you-re-black-owen/)

[Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/)

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> [Polly put the kettle on, we'll all have tea.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/polly-put-the-kettle-on-we-ll-all-have-tea/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [“There was a lot of pot and kettle going on here.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abigail-roux/there-was-a-lot-of-pot-and-kettle-going-on-here/)

[Abigail Roux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abigail-roux/)

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> [“How I would sing like a kettle to keep you”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-young/how-i-would-sing-like-a-kettle-to-keep-you/)

[Kevin Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-young/)

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> [“Water begins to boil in the kettle; it starts as a private, secluded sound, pure as rain, and grows to a steady,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-chaudhuri/water-begins-to-boil-in-the-kettle-it-starts-as-a-private-secluded/)

[Amit Chaudhuri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-chaudhuri/)

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> [Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/foul-and-magical-fumes-bubbled-out-of-the-kettle-like-the-flatulence/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

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> [“The steel kettle shone, a slow furl of steam at its spout, vaguely suggestive of genie and lamp. Oh, grant me a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-banville/the-steel-kettle-shone-a-slow-furl-of-steam-at-its-spout-vaguely/)

[John Banville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-banville/)

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> [When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-munnery/when-you-look-in-the-mirror-and-despair-and-none-of-your-clothes-seem/)

[Simon Munnery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-munnery/)

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> [A man who wishes to make his way in life could do no better than go through the world with a boiling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sydney-smith/a-man-who-wishes-to-make-his-way-in-life-could-do-no-better-than-go/)

[Sydney Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sydney-smith/)

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> [“she wasn’t an elf, they’re pointed ears and lace wings and ballet costume. Countess Judy was the Queen of the Fey. Which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-holt/she-wasn-t-an-elf-they-re-pointed-ears-and-lace-wings-and-ballet/)

[Tom Holt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-holt/)

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> [We had a kettle; we let it leak: Our not repairing made it worse. We haven't had any tea for a week...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudyard-kipling/we-had-a-kettle-we-let-it-leak-our-not-repairing-made-it-worse-we/)

[Rudyard Kipling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudyard-kipling/)

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> [Still waiting for that kettle to boil? Either turn up the heat or leave the kitchen!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-seaton/still-waiting-for-that-kettle-to-boil-either-turn-up-the-heat-or/)

[Doug Seaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-seaton/)

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> [The cozy fire is bright and gay, The merry kettle boils away and hums a cheerful song. I sing the saucer and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-pain/the-cozy-fire-is-bright-and-gay-the-merry-kettle-boils-away-and-hums/)

[Barry Pain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-pain/)

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> [“You don’t have to give up your wealth and turn into saints in order to contribute to this planet. But there are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-prem-jagyasi/you-don-t-have-to-give-up-your-wealth-and-turn-into-saints-in-order/)

[Dr Prem Jagyasi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-prem-jagyasi/)

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> [I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-owen/i-hate-to-admit-this-but-i-don-t-even-know-how-to-make-a-cup-of-tea/)

[Michael Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-owen/)

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> [“...Will you not join me in a cup of cocoa? The kettle boils.” Mr Sharnall’s face fell. “You ought to have been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-meade-falkner/will-you-not-join-me-in-a-cup-of-cocoa-the-kettle-boils-mr-sharnall-s/)

[John Meade Falkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-meade-falkner/)

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> [“Kettle, you’re not embracing my awesome. Embrace the awesome.” “So are you going to tell me how you knew?” I pulled back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/teresa-mummert/kettle-you-re-not-embracing-my-awesome-embrace-the-awesome-so-are-you/)

[Teresa Mummert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/teresa-mummert/)

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> [“I like the fact that Americans all have kettles on the hobs of their ovens; nobody has an electric kettle. It seems…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deborah-meyler/i-like-the-fact-that-americans-all-have-kettles-on-the-hobs-of-their/)

[Deborah Meyler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deborah-meyler/)

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> [“Quite deliberately my friend drops a kettle on the floor. I tap-dance in front of closed doors. One by one the household…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/truman-capote/quite-deliberately-my-friend-drops-a-kettle-on-the-floor-i-tap-dance/)

[Truman Capote](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/truman-capote/)

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> [“That is the only way to get a kettle to boil up the river. If it sees that you are waiting for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerome-k-jerome/that-is-the-only-way-to-get-a-kettle-to-boil-up-the-river-if-it-sees/)

[Jerome K. Jerome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerome-k-jerome/)

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> [“But the kitchen will not come into its own again until it ceases to be a status symbol and becomes again a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-mcginley/but-the-kitchen-will-not-come-into-its-own-again-until-it-ceases-to/)

[Phyllis McGinley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-mcginley/)

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> [“Cup of tea?' Lupin said, looking around for his kettle. 'I was just thinking of making one.' 'All right,' said Harry, awkwardly.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/cup-of-tea-lupin-said-looking-around-for-his-kettle-i-was-just/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

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> [“Logan glanced at the clock on the cooker: nearly five minutes fast. The room was bathed in the pale orange glow of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/logan-glanced-at-the-clock-on-the-cooker-nearly-five-minutes-fast-the/)

[Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/)

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> [“I do love a hotel room: adore it. What's not to love about everything you need in one room? Would you have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-hart/i-do-love-a-hotel-room-adore-it-what-s-not-to-love-about-everything/)

[Miranda Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-hart/)

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> [“Besides, the kettle was aggravating and obstinate. It wouldn't allow itself to be adjusted on the top bar; it wouldn't hear of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/besides-the-kettle-was-aggravating-and-obstinate-it-wouldn-t-allow/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [I. At Tea THE kettle descants in a cosy drone, And the young wife looks in her husband's face, And then in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-hardy/i-at-tea-the-kettle-descants-in-a-cosy-drone-and-the-young-wife-looks/)

[Thomas Hardy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-hardy/)

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> [Remember the steam kettle; though up to its neck in hot water it continues to sing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brownie-wise/remember-the-steam-kettle-though-up-to-its-neck-in-hot-water-it/)

[Brownie Wise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brownie-wise/)

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> [Come oh come ye tea-thirsty restless ones -- the kettle boils, bubbles and sings, musically.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rabindranath-tagore/come-oh-come-ye-tea-thirsty-restless-ones-the-kettle-boils-bubbles/)

[Rabindranath Tagore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rabindranath-tagore/)

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> [“The sound of the kettle boiling was in itself the sound of normality, of reason, the sound of a fight back against…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-mccall-smith/the-sound-of-the-kettle-boiling-was-in-itself-the-sound-of-normality/)

[Alexander McCall Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-mccall-smith/)

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> [“My flat's about half a mile away, and you know what I'd like most of all in the world? I'd like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-pullman/my-flat-s-about-half-a-mile-away-and-you-know-what-i-d-like-most-of/)

[Philip Pullman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-pullman/)

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> [“Well, if that wasn’t the kettle talking smack about the pot, I don’t know what was.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-ciana-doidge/well-if-that-wasn-t-the-kettle-talking-smack-about-the-pot-i-don-t/)

[Meghan Ciana Doidge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-ciana-doidge/)

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> [I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-wish-i-was-at-home-in-my-nice-hole-by-the-fire-with-the-kettle-just/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "“That is the only way to get a kettle to boil up the river. If it sees that you are waiting for it and are anxious, it will never even sing. You have to go away and begin your meal, as if you were not going to have any tea at all. You must not even look round at it. Then you will soon hear it sputtering away, mad to be made into tea.”",
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                        "text": "“But the kitchen will not come into its own again until it ceases to be a status symbol and becomes again a workshop. It may be pastel. It may be ginghamed as to curtains and shining with copper like a picture in a woman's magazine. But you and I will know it chiefly by its fragrances and its clutter. At the back of the stove will sit a soup kettle, gently bubbling, one into which every day are popped leftover bones and vegetables to make stock for sauces or soup for the family. Carrots and leeks will sprawl on counters, greens in a basket. There will be something sweet-smelling twirling in a bowl and something savory baking in the oven. Cabinet doors will gape ajar and colored surfaces are likely to be littered with salt and pepper and flour and herbs and cheesecloth and pot holders and long-handled forks. It won't be neat. It won't even look efficient. but when you enter it you will feel the pulse of life throbbing from every corner. The heart of the home will have begun once again to beat.”",
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                        "text": "“Cup of tea?' Lupin said, looking around for his kettle. 'I was just thinking of making one.' 'All right,' said Harry, awkwardly. Lupin tapped the kettle with his wand and a blast of steam issued suddenly from the spout. 'Sit down,' said Lupin, taking the lid off a dusty tin. 'I've only got teabags, I'm afraid-but I daresay you've had enough of tea leaves?' Harry looked at him. Lupin's eyes were twinkling. 'How did you know that?' Harry asked. 'Professor McGonagall told me,' said Lupin, passing Harry a chipped mug of tea. 'You're not worried, are you?”",
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                        "text": "“Logan glanced at the clock on the cooker: nearly five minutes fast. The room was bathed in the pale orange glow of the overcast sky, the back garden a jungle of silhouettes and shadows through the window. He filled the kettle, then poured half of it out, before sticking it on to boil. The growing rumble drowned out the babble on his Airwave handset as DI Bell got his firearms team into place.”",
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                        "text": "“Besides, the kettle was aggravating and obstinate. It wouldn't allow itself to be adjusted on the top bar; it wouldn't hear of accommodating itself kindly to the knobs of coal; it would lean forward with a drunken air and dribble, a very Idiot of a kettle, on the hearth. It was quarrelsome, and hissed and spluttered morosely at the fire. To sum up all, the lid, resisting Mrs. Peerybingle's fingers, first of all turned topsy-turvey, and then with an ingenious pertinacity deserving of a better cause, dived sideways in - down to the very bottom of the kettle. And the hull of the Royal George has never made half the monstrous resistance to coming out of the water, which the lid of that kettle employed against Mrs. Peerybingle, before she got it up again. It looked sullen and pig-headed enough, even then: carrying its handle with an air of defiance, and cocking its spout pertly and mockingly at Mrs. Peerybingle as if it said, \"I won't boil. Nothing shall induce me!”",
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