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title: "2 Kettle Pot Quotes by 2 authors"
description: "Browse 2 Kettle Pot quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Kettle Pot sayings and thoughts."
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> [I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I've been known to warm up some food in the microwave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-owen/i-hate-to-admit-this-but-i-don-t-even-know-how-to-make-a-cup-of-tea/)

[Michael Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-owen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/660/michael-owen-7211_coffee_i-hate-to-admit-this-but-i-don-t-even-kn_1437974.jpg)

> [“Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/oh-hey-kettle-i-m-pot-and-wow-you-re-black-owen/)

[Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/762/olivia-cunning-2251_black_oh-hey-kettle-i-m-pot-and-wow-you-re-bla_2807697.jpg)

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