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title: "129 Ketchup Quotes by 106 authors"
description: "Browse 129 Ketchup quotes by 106 authors. Discover the best Ketchup sayings and thoughts."
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> [I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/troye-sivan/i-always-put-ketchup-on-my-mac-and-cheese-always/)

[Troye Sivan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/troye-sivan/)

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> [Salad cream is horrible, like albino ketchup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-lock/salad-cream-is-horrible-like-albino-ketchup/)

[Sean Lock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-lock/)

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> [I like ketchup on my mustard, but when they touch, my mom gets mad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/2d/i-like-ketchup-on-my-mustard-but-when-they-touch-my-mom-gets-mad/)

[2D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/2d/)

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> [What do you get when you cross ketchup with wasabi? WASSUP!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-ketchup-with-wasabi-wassup/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [“Divination is the ketchup of shamanism.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-kelley-harrell/divination-is-the-ketchup-of-shamanism/)

[S. Kelley Harrell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-kelley-harrell/)

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> [I have an obsession with ketchup! I have it with everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-simon/i-have-an-obsession-with-ketchup-i-have-it-with-everything/)

[Eugene Simon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-simon/)

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> [Yo mama is so fat, she puts ketchup on tylenol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/yo-mama-is-so-fat-she-puts-ketchup-on-tylenol/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“a hot dog shop where ketchup was forbidden,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-r-wise/a-hot-dog-shop-where-ketchup-was-forbidden/)

[A.R. Wise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-r-wise/)

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> [If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liam-payne/if-i-was-simon-cowell-for-a-day-i-d-buy-a-bouncy-castle-and-jump-on/)

[Liam Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liam-payne/)

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> [Call me tacky, but I love the union of sweet and sour, even in some now-unloved Oriental dishes incorporating pineapple and ketchup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yotam-ottolenghi/call-me-tacky-but-i-love-the-union-of-sweet-and-sour-even-in-some-now/)

[Yotam Ottolenghi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yotam-ottolenghi/)

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> [“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-love-were-a-variety-of-dog-i-d-want-mine-hot-i-d-take-my-love-with/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/be-kind-to-dragons-for-thou-art-crunchy-when-roasted-and-taste-good/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-keogh/don-t-meddle-in-the-affairs-of-dragons-to-them-you-are-crunchy-and/)

[Sean Keogh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-keogh/)

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> [You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adlai-e-stevenson/you-know-you-really-can-t-beat-a-household-commodity-the-ketchup/)

[Adlai E. Stevenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adlai-e-stevenson/)

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> [You can't have a good Thanksgiving meal without a little bit of ketchup on the side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-mahomes/you-can-t-have-a-good-thanksgiving-meal-without-a-little-bit-of/)

[Patrick Mahomes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-mahomes/)

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> [Im not saying your a \*HOE\* or anything but youve been on more weiners than heinz ketchup:)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brit-michelle/im-not-saying-your-a-hoe-or-anything-but-youve-been-on-more-weiners/)

[Brit Michelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brit-michelle/)

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> [What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/what-kind-of-life-are-you-leading-where-you-consider-ketchup-fancy/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

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> [Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/some-fast-food-places-they-have-that-ketchup-pump-it-s-like-a-keg/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

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> [I am so 100 percent Swedish... Someone has said a Swede is like a bottle of ketchup - nothing and nothing and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ingmar-bergman/i-am-so-100-percent-swedish-someone-has-said-a-swede-is-like-a-bottle/)

[Ingmar Bergman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ingmar-bergman/)

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> [With all the endless varieties and toppings you can add to burgers, there's no need to keep munching on the boring burgers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-samuelsson/with-all-the-endless-varieties-and-toppings-you-can-add-to-burgers/)

[Marcus Samuelsson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-samuelsson/)

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> [It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-major-ketchup-in-the-bathroom-with-the-laser-scalpel-hmm-he/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Usually, turkey burger recipes result in something so lifeless and tasteless that drowning one in ketchup (that most perfect and delicious of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-saffitz/usually-turkey-burger-recipes-result-in-something-so-lifeless-and/)

[Claire Saffitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-saffitz/)

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> [What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale…What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-cena/what-sheamus-oh-no-i-can-see-him-he-s-pretty-pale-what-oh-no-he-s/)

[John Cena](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-cena/)

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> [From a young age, I understood the idea of balanced flavor - the reason you put ketchup on a hamburger. I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-mina/from-a-young-age-i-understood-the-idea-of-balanced-flavor-the-reason/)

[Michael Mina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-mina/)

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> [“What Heinz had done was come up with a condiment that pushed all five of these primal buttons. The taste of Heinz’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-gladwell/what-heinz-had-done-was-come-up-with-a-condiment-that-pushed-all-five/)

[Malcolm Gladwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-gladwell/)

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> [I take my own syrup, ketchup, and mustard, just in case of emergencies, in my suitcase. Whatever I can steal from the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-prine/i-take-my-own-syrup-ketchup-and-mustard-just-in-case-of-emergencies/)

[John Prine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-prine/)

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> [To one degree or another, everybody is connected to the Mystery, and everybody secretly yearns to expand the connection. That requires expanding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/to-one-degree-or-another-everybody-is-connected-to-the-mystery-and/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

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> [The same chemicals were used in the cooking as were used on the composition of her own being: only those which caused…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anais-nin/the-same-chemicals-were-used-in-the-cooking-as-were-used-on-the/)

[Anais Nin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anais-nin/)

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> [I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wynton-marsalis/i-m-not-a-person-who-writes-really-abstract-things-with-oblique/)

[Wynton Marsalis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wynton-marsalis/)

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> [Agent Jones switched to the big screen and a grainy video of MoMo sitting at his enormous desk, a swivel-hipped Elvis clock…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libba-bray/agent-jones-switched-to-the-big-screen-and-a-grainy-video-of-momo/)

[Libba Bray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/libba-bray/)

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> [I have spent a good part of my life looking for the perfect barbecue. There is no point in looking in places…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-kuralt/i-have-spent-a-good-part-of-my-life-looking-for-the-perfect-barbecue/)

[Charles Kuralt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-kuralt/)

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> [There hasn't been a leak from one of the associates of the king saying, "This guy Trump, he already insulted us wanting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/there-hasn-t-been-a-leak-from-one-of-the-associates-of-the-king/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [Liking tomatoes is not the same thing as liking ketchup ok](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ramandeep-singh/liking-tomatoes-is-not-the-same-thing-as-liking-ketchup-ok/)

[Ramandeep Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ramandeep-singh/)

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> [“And she let me put ketchup on it, too,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janis-thomas/and-she-let-me-put-ketchup-on-it-too/)

[Janis Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janis-thomas/)

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> [“Ketchup was sold as medicine in the 1830s”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-anderson/ketchup-was-sold-as-medicine-in-the-1830s/)

[Adam Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-anderson/)

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> [Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clint-eastwood/nobody-i-mean-nobody-puts-ketchup-on-a-hot-dog/)

[Clint Eastwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clint-eastwood/)

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> [Everyone else in the world still thinks of American food as ketchup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/everyone-else-in-the-world-still-thinks-of-american-food-as-ketchup/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-matter-how-old-you-are-when-the-ketchup-bottle-farts-it-s-funny/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-james/americans-will-eat-garbage-provided-you-sprinkle-it-liberally-with/)

[Henry James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-james/)

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> [It is time to embrace and celebrate ketchup, not be ashamed of it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-is-time-to-embrace-and-celebrate-ketchup-not-be-ashamed-of-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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## Top authors on Ketchup

- [Jarod Kintz 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ketchup/jarod-kintz/)

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                        "text": "The same chemicals were used in the cooking as were used on the composition of her own being: only those which caused the most violent reaction, contradiction, and teasing, the refusal to answer questions but the love of putting them, and all the strong spices of human relationship which bore a relation to black pepper, paprika, soybean sauce, ketchup and red peppers.",
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                        "text": "I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give me some Tabasco sauce, some ketchup, some mayonnaise. I love all of that. Put it on a trumpet. I've just got to have the ketchup and Tabasco sauce. That's my attitude about musical philosophy.",
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                        "text": "Agent Jones switched to the big screen and a grainy video of MoMo sitting at his enormous desk, a swivel-hipped Elvis clock ticking behind his bewigged head. 'Death to the capitalist pigs! Death to your cinnamon bun-smelling malls! Death to your power walking and automatic car windows and I'm With Stupid T-shirts! The Republic of ChaCha will never bend to your side-of-fries -drive -through-please-oh-would-you-like-ketchup-with-that corruption! MoMo B. ChaCha defies you and all you stand for, and one day, you will crumble into the sea and we will pick up the pieces and make them into sand art.",
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                        "text": "I have spent a good part of my life looking for the perfect barbecue. There is no point in looking in places like Texas, where they put some kind of ketchup on beef and call it barbecue. Barbecue is pork, which narrows the search to the South, and if it's really good pork barbecue you are looking for, to North Carolina.",
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