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> [No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-matter-how-old-you-are-when-the-ketchup-bottle-farts-it-s-funny/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a21/anonymous-1_age_no-matter-how-old-you-are-when-the-ketch_3075.jpg)

> [My mother always, always, always thought that I was going to be famous. Thought that I was going to win Oscars. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-spacey/my-mother-always-always-always-thought-that-i-was-going-to-be-famous/)

[Kevin Spacey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-spacey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43d/kevin-spacey-931_academy_my-mother-always-always-always-thought-t_384148.jpg)

> [You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adlai-e-stevenson/you-know-you-really-can-t-beat-a-household-commodity-the-ketchup/)

[Adlai E. Stevenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adlai-e-stevenson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d66/adlai-e-stevenson-9902_commodity_you-know-you-really-can-t-beat-a-househo_1074768.jpg)

> [21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/21-years-old-and-i-still-laugh-every-time-the-ketchup-bottle-makes-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/481/anonymous-1_quote_21-years-old-and-i-still-laugh-every-tim_1369730.jpg)

> [“A typical five-year-old consumes about 60 percent more ketchup than a typical forty-year-old, and the company realized that it needed to put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-gladwell/a-typical-five-year-old-consumes-about-60-percent-more-ketchup-than-a/)

[Malcolm Gladwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-gladwell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/220/malcolm-gladwell-348_business_a-typical-five-year-old-consumes-about-6_2336119.png)

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