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title: "5 Kept Receipt Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 5 Kept Receipt quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Kept Receipt sayings and thoughts."
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> [I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/i-remember-the-first-time-i-had-sex-i-kept-the-receipt/)

[Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c56/groucho-marx-788_first-time_i-remember-the-first-time-i-had-sex-i-ke_317634.jpg)

> [I dont know where you got your looks from, but I hope you kept the receipt!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bugs-bunny/i-dont-know-where-you-got-your-looks-from-but-i-hope-you-kept-the/)

[Bugs Bunny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bugs-bunny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e8/bugs-bunny-18583_hope-kept_i-dont-know-where-you-got-your-looks-fro_501616.jpg)

> [Talk is cheap, knew I should've kept the receipt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wale/talk-is-cheap-knew-i-should-ve-kept-the-receipt/)

[Wale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wale/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6bc/wale-447_being-disappointed_talk-is-cheap-knew-i-should-ve-kept-the_880530.jpg)

> [Talk is cheap, knew I should've kept the receipt. She said she loyal, but all bitches gonna talk in the streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wale/talk-is-cheap-knew-i-should-ve-kept-the-receipt-she-said-she-loyal/)

[Wale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wale/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/923/wale-447_talk-is-cheap_talk-is-cheap-knew-i-should-ve-kept-the_1211904.jpg)

> [“Where did you get that mug? I hope you kept the receipt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-reilly/where-did-you-get-that-mug-i-hope-you-kept-the-receipt/)

[Arthur Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-reilly/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/428/arthur-reilly-220958_hope_where-did-you-get-that-mug-i-hope-you-ke_2735249.jpg)

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