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title: "2 Kelsey Quotes By Lauren Barnholdt"
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> [“I hate that about guys. At least girls have the decency to be fake and pretend everything’s okay when shit gets weird. Whenever guys get upset, they get all angry and scary”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/i-hate-that-about-guys-at-least-girls-have-the-decency-to-be-fake-and/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/098/lauren-barnholdt-3965_isaac_i-hate-that-about-guys-at-least-girls-ha_1175018.jpg)

> [“If you want to know the truth,” he says, leaning forward like he’s getting ready to tell a really good story, “it has to do with Kelsey. And the biggest lie of all.” And that’s when I realize the thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/if-you-want-to-know-the-truth-he-says-leaning-forward-like-he-s/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f42/lauren-barnholdt-3965_drama_if-you-want-to-know-the-truth-he-says-le_2908430.jpg)

## Other authors on Kelsey

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-colleen-houck-24863.jpg) Colleen Houck 31 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/kelsey/colleen-houck/)

## More by Lauren Barnholdt

> [“I am freaked out, Jace. I'm freaked out because for some reason, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't stop thinking about how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/i-am-freaked-out-jace-i-m-freaked-out-because-for-some-reason-i-can-t/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“People make mistakes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/people-make-mistakes/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“She's the only girl who's ever broken my heart, and it's a very weird, uncomfortable feeling for me. I like to be the one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/she-s-the-only-girl-who-s-ever-broken-my-heart-and-it-s-a-very-weird/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [ “- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously \[...\] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/dude-it-s-jocelyn-i-jordan-say-looking-over-my-shoulder-nervously/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come with me,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/you-don-t-believe-me-he-sound-wounded-like-the-thought-of-me-not/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which is why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/last-year-i-kissed-this-freshman-girl-at-a-pool-party-and-she-wouldn/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email i mean.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/jordan-attached-please-find-a-copy-of-the-schedule-for-our-trip-best/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in contemporary society.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/no-you-re-not-marissa-says-you-were-just-the-victim-of-the-blatant/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the tub and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/i-have-a-heart-no-you-don-t-yes-i-do-he-says-look-i-ll-prove-it-to/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“Anyone who is as good-looking as Jace is usually completely out of touch with reality. It's like they think their looks give them the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/anyone-who-is-as-good-looking-as-jace-is-usually-completely-out-of/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“This"I’m so over him. This is me, being over him. La,la,la.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/this-i-m-so-over-him-this-is-me-being-over-him-la-la-la/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [ “So what now?" \[...\] "Now," he says. "We figure it out together.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/so-what-now-now-he-says-we-figure-it-out-together/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“I kind of like that she gave me a little bit of attitude. I mean, she's obviously super apologetic and she knows it's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/i-kind-of-like-that-she-gave-me-a-little-bit-of-attitude-i-mean-she-s/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“You are definitely not a slut," Jasmine says, putting her arms around her. "Having sex with a guy you like does not make you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/you-are-definitely-not-a-slut-jasmine-says-putting-her-arms-around/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [Sizeism = like racism, only against people who aren't a size two or four.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/sizeism-like-racism-only-against-people-who-aren-t-a-size-two-or-four/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

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