--- title: "1 Kelsey Quotes By Judy Tenuta" description: "1 Kelsey quotes by Judy Tenuta. Plus more from Judy Tenuta and more Kelsey sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b63/judy-tenuta-26272_artificial_i-should-have-my-own-show-by-now-yeah-ho_452728.png" --- > [I should have my own show by now. Yeah. How many damn sitcoms does Kelsey Grammer need? How many more stupid Housewives do they need throwing tables and limbs at each other. Yeah, I guess I need to take off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/i-should-have-my-own-show-by-now-yeah-how-many-damn-sitcoms-does/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b63/judy-tenuta-26272_artificial_i-should-have-my-own-show-by-now-yeah-ho_452728.png) ## Other authors on Kelsey - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-colleen-houck-24863.jpg) Colleen Houck 31 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/kelsey/colleen-houck/) ## More by Judy Tenuta > [I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/i-got-an-a-in-philosophy-because-i-proved-my-professor-didn-t-exist/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/how-many-of-you-have-ever-started-dating-because-you-were-too-lazy-to/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [I should have my own show by now. Yeah. How many damn sitcoms does Kelsey Grammer need? How many more stupid Housewives do they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/i-should-have-my-own-show-by-now-yeah-how-many-damn-sitcoms-does/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [I'm husband hunting. Now, I know all the men are going to be gay but at this point, I need a new gay husband.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/i-m-husband-hunting-now-i-know-all-the-men-are-going-to-be-gay-but-at/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/i-m-half-italian-and-half-polish-so-i-m-always-putting-a-hit-out-on/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [I would just go insane in a public school. I don't have enough clothes.You have to be Heidi Klum to go to public school…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/i-would-just-go-insane-in-a-public-school-i-don-t-have-enough-clothes/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [Love Goddess in training. It could happen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/love-goddess-in-training-it-could-happen/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [My work is a mitzvah for the eyes & ears...and it will help you forget about your problems by thinking about mine for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/my-work-is-a-mitzvah-for-the-eyes-ears-and-it-will-help-you-forget/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [I am more comfortable doing comedy, and I want to perform comedy. When you can really make someone laugh, that's a healing experience. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/i-am-more-comfortable-doing-comedy-and-i-want-to-perform-comedy-when/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/my-mother-always-told-me-i-wouldn-t-amount-to-anything-because-i/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/friends-are-just-enemies-who-don-t-have-enough-guts-to-kill-you/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [“Judy, you don't know nothin' about the South. You don't even know the difference between the North and the South.' I said, 'Oh yes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/judy-you-don-t-know-nothin-about-the-south-you-don-t-even-know-the/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [I think it might be harder for a young comic because there's so much more competition. There's more people trying to do it and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/i-think-it-might-be-harder-for-a-young-comic-because-there-s-so-much/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [Sorry, I didn't squat and grease myself and be naked next to Kim Lard-ashian. I mean, no matter what you do - excuse me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/sorry-i-didn-t-squat-and-grease-myself-and-be-naked-next-to-kim-lard/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) > [You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-tenuta/you-can-t-get-a-body-like-mine-in-a-bottle-unless-you-push-real-hard/) [Judy Tenuta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-tenuta/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/kelsey/judy-tenuta/#itemlist", "name": "1 Kelsey Quotes By Judy Tenuta", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I should have my own show by now. Yeah. How many damn sitcoms does Kelsey Grammer need? How many more stupid Housewives do they need throwing tables and limbs at each other. 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