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> [Behind him Kaldar nudged Urow's youngest son. "Bet you he lasts at least thirty seconds." "Um..." Gaston looked at him. "No he won't." "Bet me something." "I don't have anything." Kaldar grimaced. "Pick up that rock." Gaston swiped the rock…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/behind-him-kaldar-nudged-urow-s-youngest-son-bet-you-he-lasts-at/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“Kaldar picked up a rock and tossed it into the clearing. It landed between two wards. A green stem shot out of the ground, and a hail of needle-thin thorns peppered the soil, striking sparks off the rock. "You got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/kaldar-picked-up-a-rock-and-tossed-it-into-the-clearing-it-landed/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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