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> [I just wrote all over my penis. I can't wait to get in another argument so I can put words in your mouth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/i-just-wrote-all-over-my-penis-i-can-t-wait-to-get-in-another/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

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## More by Zach Taylor

> [Success in life is my game. I collect as many coins as possible, rescue the princess, and climb the stairs to the next level.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/success-in-life-is-my-game-i-collect-as-many-coins-as-possible-rescue/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [I just wrote all over my penis. I can't wait to get in another argument so I can put words in your mouth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/i-just-wrote-all-over-my-penis-i-can-t-wait-to-get-in-another/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [It takes 17 muscles for a human to smile. So it doesn't necessarily mean you're happy when you smile, it means you're strong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/it-takes-17-muscles-for-a-human-to-smile-so-it-doesn-t-necessarily/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [It is great to have options. But too many options can overwhelm you and sometimes even paralyze you to the point that you are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/it-is-great-to-have-options-but-too-many-options-can-overwhelm-you/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [Even though it's wetter, and it feels much better, youll feel much cleaner, with a wrapped up wiener.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/even-though-it-s-wetter-and-it-feels-much-better-youll-feel-much/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [It doesn't always pay to tell the truth, but it always costs to tell a lie. Most people will go their entire lives without…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/it-doesn-t-always-pay-to-tell-the-truth-but-it-always-costs-to-tell-a/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [I promise you the biggest mistake you can make is to crush the ones that love you with all that they have. They won't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/i-promise-you-the-biggest-mistake-you-can-make-is-to-crush-the-ones/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [She said he's just a lump of coal. She put the weight of the world on his shoulders. Then she threw him in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/she-said-he-s-just-a-lump-of-coal-she-put-the-weight-of-the-world-on/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/the-only-reason-your-girlfriend-always-wears-short-skirts-is-because/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [Hot tubs are like relationships! They're almost too hott when you first get in, then after a while it's pure comfort... But if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/hot-tubs-are-like-relationships-they-re-almost-too-hott-when-you/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [I quote myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/i-quote-myself/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [In the future...you're already dead. But today, you're alive. So make the most of it and go out and do the things you want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/in-the-future-you-re-already-dead-but-today-you-re-alive-so-make-the/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

> [I love these moments...The moments where you can actually see that you're wasting your life. The moments when no one can make you feel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-taylor/i-love-these-moments-the-moments-where-you-can-actually-see-that-you/)

[Zach Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-taylor/)

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