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> [I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/i-have-been-married-three-times-and-it-just-keeps-better-and-better/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

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## More by Robert Mankoff

> [I will pick a raft of cartoons. And then later, it'll come time to run this cartoon. And I'll look at it, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/i-will-pick-a-raft-of-cartoons-and-then-later-it-ll-come-time-to-run/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [Humor of all types is notoriously subjective. That's true not only between different people but even within an individual at different times. This subjectivity…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/humor-of-all-types-is-notoriously-subjective-that-s-true-not-only/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> ['The New Yorker' didn't invent the magazine cartoon, but it did really establish it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/the-new-yorker-didn-t-invent-the-magazine-cartoon-but-it-did-really/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/i-have-been-married-three-times-and-it-just-keeps-better-and-better/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [The line between humor and bad taste is your audience, in which some people will find everything offensive, and some people will find nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/the-line-between-humor-and-bad-taste-is-your-audience-in-which-some/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [The generations that were exposed to sitcom have the people actually saying the line, saying the joke, whereas sort of before that you have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/the-generations-that-were-exposed-to-sitcom-have-the-people-actually/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [When you look back at the older cartoons, they're very much more observational cartoons. And the cartoon, the people in the cartoons are not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/when-you-look-back-at-the-older-cartoons-they-re-very-much-more/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [There's usually nothing in a guy's joke in which we have to understand what's going on in someone else's mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/there-s-usually-nothing-in-a-guy-s-joke-in-which-we-have-to/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [I'm pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/i-m-pretty-adept-with-computers-and-photoshop-for-my-blog-and-i-found/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [Cartoons are like fruit flies. Biologists use fruit flies because their large chromosomes and short life cycle make them ideal for studying hereditary changes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/cartoons-are-like-fruit-flies-biologists-use-fruit-flies-because/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [I know everybody wants humor to be subversive and speak truth to power. I don't think power's been listening, incidentally.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/i-know-everybody-wants-humor-to-be-subversive-and-speak-truth-to/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [I think what Jewish culture taught me and what the - and Jewish culture now is everyone's culture - is all these embarrassing things,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/i-think-what-jewish-culture-taught-me-and-what-the-and-jewish-culture/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [People think you get one idea for a cartoon every week, and that's not the way it works. You usually get 10 or 15,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/people-think-you-get-one-idea-for-a-cartoon-every-week-and-that-s-not/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [I'm making fun of myself and I think I'm making fun of all men in our desperate, desperate attempt to understand the people we're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/i-m-making-fun-of-myself-and-i-think-i-m-making-fun-of-all-men-in-our/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

> [The most popular cartoon of mine is a guy on the phone looking at his appointment book and saying "No, Thursday's out. How about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-mankoff/the-most-popular-cartoon-of-mine-is-a-guy-on-the-phone-looking-at-his/)

[Robert Mankoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-mankoff/)

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