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> [“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-hess/drinking-just-to-get-drunk-is-like-having-sex-just-to-get-pregnant/)

Robert Hess

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## More by Robert Hess

> [“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-hess/drinking-just-to-get-drunk-is-like-having-sex-just-to-get-pregnant/)

Robert Hess

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