--- title: "1 Jordans Quotes By IG:catone_2_funny" description: "1 Jordans quotes by IG:catone_2_funny. Plus more from IG:catone_2_funny and more Jordans sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/446/ig-catone-2-funny-20180_funny_my-statuses-is-like-jordans-mfs-can-t-wa_1052024.jpg" --- > [My statuses is like Jordans...mfs can't wait til they cum out](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/my-statuses-is-like-jordans-mfs-can-t-wait-til-they-cum-out/) IG:catone\_2\_funny [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/446/ig-catone-2-funny-20180_funny_my-statuses-is-like-jordans-mfs-can-t-wa_1052024.jpg) ## More by IG:catone\_2\_funny > [Its mess up when u never pay attention to somebody til u heard some freaky stuff about them...I havent pay any attention to Raven-Symone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/its-mess-up-when-u-never-pay-attention-to-somebody-til-u-heard-some/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [My Facebook page iz sumthang like a comic bookªlol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/my-facebook-page-iz-sumthang-like-a-comic-book-lol/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [My gurl not allowed 2 mail off letters...wtf she lick'N a envelopes fo...my dick da only thang she should b lick'N](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/my-gurl-not-allowed-2-mail-off-letters-wtf-she-lick-n-a-envelopes-fo/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [I hate people that starts a Facebook post with I hate people datàªlol¬](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/i-hate-people-that-starts-a-facebook-post-with-i-hate-people-dat-lol/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [TIP...(Ladies)...if u took a pic of ya asz N u upload it 40mins ago & only got 7 r less like dat mean 1…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/tip-ladies-if-u-took-a-pic-of-ya-asz-n-u-upload-it-40mins-ago-only/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [Im getN tired of bitches walkN around N black & white stripes lookN like Hamburglar from da McDonalds commercials](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/im-getn-tired-of-bitches-walkn-around-n-black-white-stripes-lookn/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [They gave Ariel Castro Life+1,000years in jail...I bet'cha another inmate cant even come to him & bitch about they time...a person can come to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/they-gave-ariel-castro-life-1-000years-in-jail-i-bet-cha-another/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [New Rule on Facebook...lol...if 2 mfs getN N2 it & ur reading & likeing comments...lol...ya ass is Quietly Instigating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/new-rule-on-facebook-lol-if-2-mfs-getn-n2-it-ur-reading-likeing/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [I hate when a people ask u money and they already own you money](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/i-hate-when-a-people-ask-u-money-and-they-already-own-you-money/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [My statuses is like Jordans...mfs can't wait til they cum out](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/my-statuses-is-like-jordans-mfs-can-t-wait-til-they-cum-out/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [Hate broke hoez...theyll rather open they legs instead of a account](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/hate-broke-hoez-theyll-rather-open-they-legs-instead-of-a-account/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [ªTurnon¬ when a female let me play wit her pussy N than lick my fingers...lol...awww shit 8=====Dªlol¬](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/turnon-when-a-female-let-me-play-wit-her-pussy-n-than-lick-my-fingers/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [I gotta question...Wtf is there handicap parking at the skating ring](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/i-gotta-question-wtf-is-there-handicap-parking-at-the-skating-ring/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [Da Disney channel b messing up...lol...Lee Thompson was on there...he commit suicide @ da age of 29...Raven Symone was on there & now shes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/da-disney-channel-b-messing-up-lol-lee-thompson-was-on-there-he/) IG:catone\_2\_funny > [- Periods- Cramps- Sore Boobs- Mood Swings- Being called a Bitch, hoe, for No Apparent Reason- Having Pedophiles Hit on them- Shaving all the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/periods-cramps-sore-boobs-mood-swings-being-called-a-bitch-hoe-for-no/) IG:catone\_2\_funny ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jordans/ig-catone-2-funny/#itemlist", "name": "1 Jordans Quotes By IG:catone_2_funny", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My statuses is like Jordans...mfs can't wait til they cum out", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "IG:catone_2_funny" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-catone-2-funny/my-statuses-is-like-jordans-mfs-can-t-wait-til-they-cum-out/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/446/ig-catone-2-funny-20180_funny_my-statuses-is-like-jordans-mfs-can-t-wa_1052024.jpg", "contentUrl": 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