--- title: "1 Jokes Bad Quotes By Tim Kennedy" description: "1 Jokes Bad quotes by Tim Kennedy. Plus more from Tim Kennedy and more Jokes Bad sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/tim-kennedy-9370_bad_you-could-waterboard-me-for-days-for-yea_1543236.jpg" --- > [You could waterboard me for days - for years - and I would still be cracking jokes about how bad Rachel Maddow is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/you-could-waterboard-me-for-days-for-years-and-i-would-still-be/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/tim-kennedy-9370_bad_you-could-waterboard-me-for-days-for-yea_1543236.jpg) ## More by Tim Kennedy > [What's the definition of terrorism? It's to achieve an objective through the use of force and fear. These are just nasty, evil, disgusting human…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/what-s-the-definition-of-terrorism-it-s-to-achieve-an-objective/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [I'm an eight-year Green Beret, Ranger, sniper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/i-m-an-eight-year-green-beret-ranger-sniper/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [I have no problem putting on a kit, carrying a big sniper rifle, and running a few thousand meters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/i-have-no-problem-putting-on-a-kit-carrying-a-big-sniper-rifle-and/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [When you're in Ranger School, it sucks. You're not eating; you're not sleeping. You're marching miles - for months at a time. It's horrible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/when-you-re-in-ranger-school-it-sucks-you-re-not-eating-you-re-not/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [I always have that nagging feeling of wanting to go back and getting my long gun back and be a sniper on a Special…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/i-always-have-that-nagging-feeling-of-wanting-to-go-back-and-getting/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [Peacetime Special Forces are different than wartime Special Forces. And I'm just not sure I was born to be in peace time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/peacetime-special-forces-are-different-than-wartime-special-forces/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [Fighting is a very independent thing, and it's not a team sport, and it's not the NFL, you know, because we don't have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/fighting-is-a-very-independent-thing-and-it-s-not-a-team-sport-and-it/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [I love the idea of what America is. America is a bunch of people that do these incredible, thankless, selfless jobs that nobody really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/i-love-the-idea-of-what-america-is-america-is-a-bunch-of-people-that/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [I hit hard, and I'm hard to take down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/i-hit-hard-and-i-m-hard-to-take-down/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [There are some parallels between 'Zombieland' and 'Range 15,' except 'Zombieland,' with Woody Harrelson, there's this pleasurable fun in every scene.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/there-are-some-parallels-between-zombieland-and-range-15-except/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [I think the most rewarding thing is going over and being deployed and having done meaningful things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/i-think-the-most-rewarding-thing-is-going-over-and-being-deployed-and/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [I don't need MMA, but I love fighting. Those are very different things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/i-don-t-need-mma-but-i-love-fighting-those-are-very-different-things/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [No matter what I do, it's all about the workouts. When I travel, I make sure I get my workout in first. When I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/no-matter-what-i-do-it-s-all-about-the-workouts-when-i-travel-i-make/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [I'm competitive when I fight, but I don't get emotionally involved.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/i-m-competitive-when-i-fight-but-i-don-t-get-emotionally-involved/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) > [I'm not hard to find unless you're ISIS - then, it's a rough night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/i-m-not-hard-to-find-unless-you-re-isis-then-it-s-a-rough-night/) [Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jokes-bad/tim-kennedy/#itemlist", "name": "1 Jokes Bad Quotes By Tim Kennedy", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You could waterboard me for days - for years - and I would still be cracking jokes about how bad Rachel Maddow is.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tim Kennedy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/you-could-waterboard-me-for-days-for-years-and-i-would-still-be/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/tim-kennedy-9370_bad_you-could-waterboard-me-for-days-for-yea_1543236.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/tim-kennedy-9370_bad_you-could-waterboard-me-for-days-for-yea_1543236.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/tim-kennedy-9370_bad_you-could-waterboard-me-for-days-for-yea_1543236.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You could waterboard me for days - for years - and I would still be cracking jokes about how bad Rachel…” — Tim Kennedy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jokes-bad/tim-kennedy/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jokes-bad/tim-kennedy/", "name": "Jokes Bad Quotes by Tim Kennedy", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jokes-bad/tim-kennedy/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/tim-kennedy-9370_bad_you-could-waterboard-me-for-days-for-yea_1543236.jpg" }, "description": "1 Jokes Bad quotes by Tim Kennedy. 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