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title: "5 Jokes Bad Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [Some movies run off the rails. This one is like the train crash in The Fugitive. I watched it in mounting gloom,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roger-ebert/some-movies-run-off-the-rails-this-one-is-like-the-train-crash-in-the/)

[Roger Ebert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roger-ebert/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2a/roger-ebert-655_bad-movie_some-movies-run-off-the-rails-this-one-i_182578.jpg)

> [There are a lot of veterans out there who would not think their wounds would be the source of poor jokes in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-crenshaw/there-are-a-lot-of-veterans-out-there-who-would-not-think-their/)

[Dan Crenshaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-crenshaw/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/354/dan-crenshaw-7233_audience_there-are-a-lot-of-veterans-out-there-wh_1024709.jpg)

> [You could waterboard me for days - for years - and I would still be cracking jokes about how bad Rachel Maddow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-kennedy/you-could-waterboard-me-for-days-for-years-and-i-would-still-be/)

[Tim Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-kennedy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa7/tim-kennedy-9370_bad_you-could-waterboard-me-for-days-for-yea_1543236.jpg)

> [“A person who has a good nose for arguments or jokes may have a bad head for facts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-ryle/a-person-who-has-a-good-nose-for-arguments-or-jokes-may-have-a-bad/)

[Gilbert Ryle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-ryle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dde/gilbert-ryle-24471_good-nose_a-person-who-has-a-good-nose-for-argumen_1745767.png)

> [Wherever there's something that people don't feel comfortable talking about, that's where the good jokes are...A bad comic follows his audience, catering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/wherever-there-s-something-that-people-don-t-feel-comfortable-talking/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f63/zach-galifianakis-2916_good-comic_wherever-there-s-something-that-people-d_2660073.jpg)

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