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title: "3 Joke Write Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Joke Write quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Joke Write sayings and thoughts."
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> [I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shock/i-can-t-write-a-joke-i-could-never-write-i-do-a-lot-of-stories-and-i/)

[Ron Shock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-shock/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d34/ron-shock-31757_call_i-can-t-write-a-joke-i-could-never-write_237656.jpg)

> [A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can't do anything else, and then you have another job.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamaica-kincaid/a-professional-writer-is-a-joke-you-write-because-you-can-t-do/)

[Jamaica Kincaid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamaica-kincaid/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9d/jamaica-kincaid-1540_jobs_a-professional-writer-is-a-joke-you-writ_1283368.png)

> [Writing comedy is an exposing thing because you're putting yourself on the line with every joke you write, and although you can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherine-tate/writing-comedy-is-an-exposing-thing-because-you-re-putting-yourself/)

[Catherine Tate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherine-tate/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91d/catherine-tate-17047_although_writing-comedy-is-an-exposing-thing-beca_1477250.jpg)

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