--- title: "8 John Quotes By David Wong" description: "8 John quotes by David Wong. Plus more from David Wong and more John sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/501/david-wong-1098_another-man_here-s-where-things-get-hazy-john-claims_1261669.png" --- > [“Here's where things get hazy. John claims that the men hauling him away from the scene were escorted by other men carrying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/here-s-where-things-get-hazy-john-claims-that-the-men-hauling-him/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/501/david-wong-1098_another-man_here-s-where-things-get-hazy-john-claims_1261669.png) > [“John cursed himself. Or rather, he cursed the past version of himself for so thoughtlessly screwing over the current version of himself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/john-cursed-himself-or-rather-he-cursed-the-past-version-of-himself/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a2/david-wong-1098_cursed_john-cursed-himself-or-rather-he-cursed_1699748.png) > [“Dave? This is John." "What are you-" Alive? "-in an ambulance or something?" "Yes and no. Are you still at the police…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/dave-this-is-john-what-are-you-alive-in-an-ambulance-or-something-yes/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/125/david-wong-1098_ambulance_dave-this-is-john-what-are-you-alive-in_1800147.png) > [“John trotted up, carrying his satchel. "Yes. Wexler's gone. We need your car." "What? Why?" John circled around to the passenger-side door…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/john-trotted-up-carrying-his-satchel-yes-wexler-s-gone-we-need-your/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/589/david-wong-1098_car-chase_john-trotted-up-carrying-his-satchel-yes_2089528.png) > [“Well, they never know they're ill, do they? You can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/well-they-never-know-they-re-ill-do-they-you-can-t-diagnose-yourself/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/488/david-wong-1098_crazy_well-they-never-know-they-re-ill-do-they_2247355.png) > [“One more victim sucked in by John. You get into the room with him and you just fall into a warm pool…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/one-more-victim-sucked-in-by-john-you-get-into-the-room-with-him-and/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c71/david-wong-1098_dick-jokes_one-more-victim-sucked-in-by-john-you-ge_2312294.jpg) > [“Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/fuck-all-of-you-john-retorded-you-don-t-even-exist-we-re-all-just-a/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0d/david-wong-1098_dick_fuck-all-of-you-john-retorded-you-don-t_2683237.png) > [“Here's the only thing you need to know about John: The reason I was surprised by your hand was because he never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/here-s-the-only-thing-you-need-to-know-about-john-the-reason-i-was/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/774/david-wong-1098_john_here-s-the-only-thing-you-need-to-know-a_2945013.png) ## Other authors on John ## More by David Wong > [“A realization washed over her in that cold, dark space: this was how virtually all living things born on earth have died—with teeth tearing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/a-realization-washed-over-her-in-that-cold-dark-space-this-was-how/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/let-s-say-you-have-an-ax-just-a-cheap-one-from-home-depot-on-one/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/john-let-me-make-one-thing-clear-jim-said-cutting-me-off-in-his-most/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/john-ducked-casually-across-some-do-not-duck-casually-across-this/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“He made the engine growl and told the headlights to fuck the night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/he-made-the-engine-growl-and-told-the-headlights-to-fuck-the-night/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can sing." I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/marconi-said-i-see-you-have-your-instruments-can-any-of-you-sing-the/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“It’s the microscopic parasite that causes malaria. Nearly half of all human deaths in recorded history have been caused by this invisible assassin. One…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/it-s-the-microscopic-parasite-that-causes-malaria-nearly-half-of-all/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/at-this-point-two-elderly-security-guards-in-parkas-the-guys-who/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself? I have that thought a lot, actually. Hey, did you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/i-stared-at-the-price-tags-and-thought-why-don-t-you-fucking-kill/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into battle to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/well-you-d-better-hope-i-am-because-the-world-was-built-by-sociopaths/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/there-is-no-word-in-the-english-language-for-the-feeling-someone-gets/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s LEGO set.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/around-us-the-disembodied-human-limbs-were-piling-up-forming-a-circle/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, “WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The end kind of trailed off in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/i-tried-to-say-something-cool-wound-up-stammering-something-like/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I thought for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/john-flung-himself-into-a-pseudo-karate-stance-one-hand-poised-behind/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) > [“Imagine fifty thousand men trapped on a desert island, deprived of food and water and sex but somehow kept alive for fifty thousand years.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/imagine-fifty-thousand-men-trapped-on-a-desert-island-deprived-of/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/john/david-wong/#itemlist", "name": "8 John Quotes By David Wong", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Here's where things get hazy. 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