--- title: "14 John Deere Quotes by 13 authors" description: "Browse 14 John Deere quotes by 13 authors. Discover the best John Deere sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/927/les-claypool-12550_bay_i-enjoy-my-john-deere-tractor-quite-a-lo_2992394.jpg" --- > [I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-claypool/i-enjoy-my-john-deere-tractor-quite-a-lot-it-s-a-tool-that-i-must-use/) [Les Claypool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-claypool/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/927/les-claypool-12550_bay_i-enjoy-my-john-deere-tractor-quite-a-lo_2992394.jpg) > [You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-think-that-john-deere-green-ford-blue/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d31/jeff-foxworthy-939_blue_you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-think-that_3207866.jpg) > [The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-hightower/the-only-difference-between-a-pigeon-and-the-american-farmer-today-is/) [Jim Hightower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-hightower/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c38/jim-hightower-10047_deposits_the-only-difference-between-a-pigeon-and_1066646.jpg) > [“The Mahdi rolls along the path to the race track as red, broad and shining as a John Deere tractor…”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaimy-gordon/the-mahdi-rolls-along-the-path-to-the-race-track-as-red-broad-and/) [Jaimy Gordon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaimy-gordon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/378/jaimy-gordon-39418_race-track_the-mahdi-rolls-along-the-path-to-the-ra_1906789.jpg) > [John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/john-deere-s-manure-spreader-is-the-only-equipment-the-company-won-t/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16f/nikhil-saluja-26_business_john-deere-s-manure-spreader-is-the-only_1895882.jpg) > [“My mind spun like the flywheel on an antique John Deere, merry-go-round during second-grade recess, hard spun roulette wheel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-vickers/my-mind-spun-like-the-flywheel-on-an-antique-john-deere-merry-go/) [Dennis Vickers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-vickers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/369/dennis-vickers-9116_psychology_my-mind-spun-like-the-flywheel-on-an-ant_2480732.jpg) > [You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/you-look-at-my-audience-and-it-proves-what-congress-thinks-america-is/) [Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f2/lewis-black-1143_america_you-look-at-my-audience-and-it-proves-wh_3100815.png) > [That first year I was in Ring of Honor, maybe it wasn't even a year, I was wearing the trucker hat thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-page/that-first-year-i-was-in-ring-of-honor-maybe-it-wasn-t-even-a-year-i/) [Adam Page](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-page/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f0/adam-page-15272_good_that-first-year-i-was-in-ring-of-honor-m_2874535.jpg) > [“Macherey v. Home Ins. Co., 184 Wis. 2d 1, 516 N.W.2d 434, 438 (Ct. App. 1994) (trial counsel’s failure to object or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/macherey-v-home-ins-co-184-wis-2d-1-516-n-w-2d-434-438-ct-app-1994/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3d/anonymous-1_failure_macherey-v-home-ins-co-184-wis-2d-1-516_1897584.jpg) > [“All was still: dark crawlers with their frozen treads, bulldozers motionless as boulders, backhoes with bent necks and sleeping hearts and shove-mouth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-weil/all-was-still-dark-crawlers-with-their-frozen-treads-bulldozers/) [Josh Weil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-weil/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e1/josh-weil-88573_machines_all-was-still-dark-crawlers-with-their-f_948588.jpg) > [“But rituals turn us all into fucking idiots. Like those birds that sleep with their heads facing backwards because their ancestors slept…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/but-rituals-turn-us-all-into-fucking-idiots-like-those-birds-that/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f2/josh-bazell-29837_idiots_but-rituals-turn-us-all-into-fucking-idi_2297783.png) > [“More and more, I began helping around the homestead. I learned to operate my John Deere mower so I could keep the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/more-and-more-i-began-helping-around-the-homestead-i-learned-to/) [Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/ree-drummond-818_homestead_more-and-more-i-began-helping-around-the_20856.png) > [“So I drive into town for my first date in two years in a red 1941 Chevrolet four-on-the-floor with a John Deere…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathryn-stockett/so-i-drive-into-town-for-my-first-date-in-two-years-in-a-red-1941/) [Kathryn Stockett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathryn-stockett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5c/kathryn-stockett-1284_drive_so-i-drive-into-town-for-my-first-date-i_2650565.png) > [“As Marlboro Man slid open the huge barn doors and flipped on the enormous lights mounted to the beams, my heart began…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/as-marlboro-man-slid-open-the-huge-barn-doors-and-flipped-on-the/) [Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13c/ree-drummond-818_first-anniversary_as-marlboro-man-slid-open-the-huge-barn_2633528.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/john-deere/#itemlist", "name": "John Deere Quotes", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. 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Home Ins. Co., 184 Wis. 2d 1, 516 N.W.2d 434, 438 (Ct. App. 1994) (trial counsel’s failure to object or move to strike patently inadmissible evidence waived the issue); Wingad v. John Deere & Co., 187 Wis. 2d 441, 523 N.W.2d 274, 280 (Ct. 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An antique Case Model DEX in signature flambeau red, last year's twenty-foot-tall New Holland TV140 gleaming like a groomed thoroughbred, Minneapolis-Molines and John Deeres and Steigers and Fords and still, among them all, nothing quite like the Deutz.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Josh Weil" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-weil/all-was-still-dark-crawlers-with-their-frozen-treads-bulldozers/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e1/josh-weil-88573_machines_all-was-still-dark-crawlers-with-their-f_948588.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e1/josh-weil-88573_machines_all-was-still-dark-crawlers-with-their-f_948588.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e1/josh-weil-88573_machines_all-was-still-dark-crawlers-with-their-f_948588.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“All was still: dark crawlers with their frozen treads, bulldozers motionless as boulders, backhoes with bent…” — Josh Weil", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“But rituals turn us all into fucking idiots. 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As I rode on the bouncy green mower in my heavily pregnant state, my mind couldn’t help but travel back to the long country drive I’d taken when I was engaged to Marlboro Man, when we’d stumbled upon the old homestead and found the half-naked woman mowing her yard. And here I was: I had become that woman. And it had happened in less than a year. I caught a glimpse of myself in the reflection of our bedroom window and couldn’t believe what I was seeing. 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