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title: "1 Jocelyn Says Quotes By Lauren Barnholdt"
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> [ “- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously \[...\] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try to play a better trick than that. You sound nothing like her. Plus your number came… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/dude-it-s-jocelyn-i-jordan-say-looking-over-my-shoulder-nervously/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

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## More by Lauren Barnholdt

> [“I am freaked out, Jace. I'm freaked out because for some reason, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't stop thinking about how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/i-am-freaked-out-jace-i-m-freaked-out-because-for-some-reason-i-can-t/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“People make mistakes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/people-make-mistakes/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“She's the only girl who's ever broken my heart, and it's a very weird, uncomfortable feeling for me. I like to be the one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/she-s-the-only-girl-who-s-ever-broken-my-heart-and-it-s-a-very-weird/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [ “- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously \[...\] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/dude-it-s-jocelyn-i-jordan-say-looking-over-my-shoulder-nervously/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come with me,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/you-don-t-believe-me-he-sound-wounded-like-the-thought-of-me-not/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which is why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/last-year-i-kissed-this-freshman-girl-at-a-pool-party-and-she-wouldn/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email i mean.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/jordan-attached-please-find-a-copy-of-the-schedule-for-our-trip-best/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in contemporary society.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/no-you-re-not-marissa-says-you-were-just-the-victim-of-the-blatant/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the tub and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/i-have-a-heart-no-you-don-t-yes-i-do-he-says-look-i-ll-prove-it-to/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“Anyone who is as good-looking as Jace is usually completely out of touch with reality. It's like they think their looks give them the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/anyone-who-is-as-good-looking-as-jace-is-usually-completely-out-of/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“This"I’m so over him. This is me, being over him. La,la,la.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/this-i-m-so-over-him-this-is-me-being-over-him-la-la-la/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [ “So what now?" \[...\] "Now," he says. "We figure it out together.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/so-what-now-now-he-says-we-figure-it-out-together/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“I kind of like that she gave me a little bit of attitude. I mean, she's obviously super apologetic and she knows it's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/i-kind-of-like-that-she-gave-me-a-little-bit-of-attitude-i-mean-she-s/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [“You are definitely not a slut," Jasmine says, putting her arms around her. "Having sex with a guy you like does not make you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/you-are-definitely-not-a-slut-jasmine-says-putting-her-arms-around/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

> [Sizeism = like racism, only against people who aren't a size two or four.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-barnholdt/sizeism-like-racism-only-against-people-who-aren-t-a-size-two-or-four/)

[Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-barnholdt/)

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