--- title: "5 Jill-shalvis Quotes by 1 author" description: "Browse 5 Jill-shalvis quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Jill-shalvis sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/915/jill-shalvis-838_crazy_why-do-you-get-to-act-all-crazy-over-a-g_184803.jpg" --- > [“Why do you get to act all crazy over a guy and I don't?" Anna asked. "You have to earn the crazy,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/why-do-you-get-to-act-all-crazy-over-a-guy-and-i-don-t-anna-asked-you/) [Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/915/jill-shalvis-838_crazy_why-do-you-get-to-act-all-crazy-over-a-g_184803.jpg) > [“It was on the table when I got here," Matt said in his defense. Josh eyed the open magazine. "You don't already…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/it-was-on-the-table-when-i-got-here-matt-said-in-his-defense-josh/) [Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/jill-shalvis-838_blow-job_it-was-on-the-table-when-i-got-here-matt_325502.png) > [“Wyatt should’ve looked ridiculous sitting on the floor, leaning into the crate making kissykiss noises at the cat, but he didn’t. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/wyatt-should-ve-looked-ridiculous-sitting-on-the-floor-leaning-into/) [Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a58/jill-shalvis-838_funny_wyatt-should-ve-looked-ridiculous-sittin_1521332.jpg) > [“Look,” she said, “apparently you bring out my inner slut. I’m not going to thank you for that.” Wyatt smiled that sexy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/look-she-said-apparently-you-bring-out-my-inner-slut-i-m-not-going-to/) [Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cc/jill-shalvis-838_funny_look-she-said-apparently-you-bring-out-m_1984611.png) > [“Arf! Arf, arf, arf!" Oh, Jesus, the Antichrist's barking was going to split open his head. "Quiet, Tank," Grace said. "Toby, baby,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/arf-arf-arf-arf-oh-jesus-the-antichrist-s-barking-was-going-to-split/) [Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0d/jill-shalvis-838_antichrist_arf-arf-arf-arf-oh-jesus-the-antichrist_2711620.png) ## Top authors on Jill-shalvis - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jill-shalvis-49621.jpg) Jill Shalvis 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jill-shalvis/jill-shalvis/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jill-shalvis/#itemlist", "name": "Jill-shalvis Quotes", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Why do you get to act all crazy over a guy and I don't?\" Anna asked. \"You have to earn the crazy,\" Grace said. \"You're not old enough yet.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jill Shalvis" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/why-do-you-get-to-act-all-crazy-over-a-guy-and-i-don-t-anna-asked-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/915/jill-shalvis-838_crazy_why-do-you-get-to-act-all-crazy-over-a-g_184803.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/915/jill-shalvis-838_crazy_why-do-you-get-to-act-all-crazy-over-a-g_184803.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/915/jill-shalvis-838_crazy_why-do-you-get-to-act-all-crazy-over-a-g_184803.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Why do you get to act all crazy over a guy and I don't?\" Anna asked. \"You have to earn the crazy,\" Grace…” — Jill Shalvis", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“It was on the table when I got here,\" Matt said in his defense. Josh eyed the open magazine. \"You don't already know how to satisfy your boyfriends in bed?\" Matt ignored this. \"Did either of you know there's ninety-nine ways to give a blow job? That's ninety-nine nights of blow jobs.\" \"Look at you with the math skills,\" Josh said. Matt flipped him off while Ty flipped the page. \"'How to Give Your Hoo-Ha a Spa Day.' 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I’m not going to thank you for that.” Wyatt smiled that sexy smile of his. “I could make you.” She pointed a finger at his nose. 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