--- title: "11 Jews Killed Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 11 Jews Killed quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Jews Killed sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/864/bill-hicks-970_agnostic_if-i-thought-the-jews-killed-god-i-d-wor_2548819.jpg" --- > [If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/if-i-thought-the-jews-killed-god-i-d-worship-the-jews/) [Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/864/bill-hicks-970_agnostic_if-i-thought-the-jews-killed-god-i-d-wor_2548819.jpg) > [Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/larry-king-is-so-old-he-s-actually-one-of-the-jews-that-killed-christ/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac2/anthony-jeselnik-1838_christ_larry-king-is-so-old-he-s-actually-one-o_2508896.png) > [Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/sure-the-jews-killed-jesus-but-the-guy-was-an-awful-carpenter/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ddf/zach-braff-854_awful_sure-the-jews-killed-jesus-but-the-guy-w_397560.png) > [Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/alright-let-s-admit-it-we-jews-killed-christ-but-it-was-only-for/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b52/lenny-bruce-4320_alright_alright-let-s-admit-it-we-jews-killed-ch_118700.jpg) > [It's not the Jews that killed Christ. It was a political situation, and it was the Romans who killed Jesus. They put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monica-bellucci/it-s-not-the-jews-that-killed-christ-it-was-a-political-situation-and/) [Monica Bellucci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monica-bellucci/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7c/monica-bellucci-3930_christ_it-s-not-the-jews-that-killed-christ-it_3088829.jpg) > [Journalists were killed because they defended freedom. Policemen were killed because they were protecting you. Jews were killed because they were Jewish.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/manuel-valls/journalists-were-killed-because-they-defended-freedom-policemen-were/) [Manuel Valls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/manuel-valls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/760/manuel-valls-62813_freedom_journalists-were-killed-because-they-def_261138.jpg) > [We Gypsies know that where Jews are killed, Gypsies are always murthered too. And then a lot of other people, usually.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-kostova/we-gypsies-know-that-where-jews-are-killed-gypsies-are-always/) [Elizabeth Kostova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-kostova/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f3/elizabeth-kostova-6991_gypsies_we-gypsies-know-that-where-jews-are-kill_136125.png) > [I don't think there was any overall Reich policy to kill the Jews. If there was, they would have been killed and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-irving/i-don-t-think-there-was-any-overall-reich-policy-to-kill-the-jews-if/) [David Irving](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-irving/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d80/david-irving-32679_believe_i-don-t-think-there-was-any-overall-reic_2718950.jpg) > [“During the Second World War 70,000 Jews were murdered in Latvia, 30,000 of them by summer 1941. In Lithuania, almost all of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geert-mak/during-the-second-world-war-70-000-jews-were-murdered-in-latvia-30/) [Geert Mak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geert-mak/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0e/geert-mak-29334_judaism_during-the-second-world-war-70-000-jews_1760055.jpg) > [“In October 1941, Mahilue became teh first substantial city in occupied Soviet Belarus where almost all Jews were killed. A German (Austrian)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-snyder/in-october-1941-mahilue-became-teh-first-substantial-city-in-occupied/) [Timothy Snyder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/timothy-snyder/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/030/timothy-snyder-882_belarus_in-october-1941-mahilue-became-teh-first_834548.jpg) > [“You might look back at the Zionist movement—there were plenty of Jews killed by other Jews. They killed collaborators, traitors and people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noam-chomsky/you-might-look-back-at-the-zionist-movement-there-were-plenty-of-jews/) [Noam Chomsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noam-chomsky/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e74/noam-chomsky-42_judaism_you-might-look-back-at-the-zionist-movem_1572100.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jews-killed/#itemlist", "name": "Jews Killed Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Hicks" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/if-i-thought-the-jews-killed-god-i-d-worship-the-jews/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/864/bill-hicks-970_agnostic_if-i-thought-the-jews-killed-god-i-d-wor_2548819.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/864/bill-hicks-970_agnostic_if-i-thought-the-jews-killed-god-i-d-wor_2548819.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/864/bill-hicks-970_agnostic_if-i-thought-the-jews-killed-god-i-d-wor_2548819.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.” — Bill Hicks", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anthony Jeselnik" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/larry-king-is-so-old-he-s-actually-one-of-the-jews-that-killed-christ/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac2/anthony-jeselnik-1838_christ_larry-king-is-so-old-he-s-actually-one-o_2508896.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac2/anthony-jeselnik-1838_christ_larry-king-is-so-old-he-s-actually-one-o_2508896.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac2/anthony-jeselnik-1838_christ_larry-king-is-so-old-he-s-actually-one-o_2508896.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ.” — Anthony Jeselnik", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Zach Braff" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/sure-the-jews-killed-jesus-but-the-guy-was-an-awful-carpenter/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ddf/zach-braff-854_awful_sure-the-jews-killed-jesus-but-the-guy-w_397560.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ddf/zach-braff-854_awful_sure-the-jews-killed-jesus-but-the-guy-w_397560.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ddf/zach-braff-854_awful_sure-the-jews-killed-jesus-but-the-guy-w_397560.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter” — Zach Braff", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lenny Bruce" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/alright-let-s-admit-it-we-jews-killed-christ-but-it-was-only-for/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b52/lenny-bruce-4320_alright_alright-let-s-admit-it-we-jews-killed-ch_118700.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b52/lenny-bruce-4320_alright_alright-let-s-admit-it-we-jews-killed-ch_118700.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b52/lenny-bruce-4320_alright_alright-let-s-admit-it-we-jews-killed-ch_118700.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.” — Lenny Bruce", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's not the Jews that killed Christ. 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Infants flew in great arcs through the air, and we shot them to pieces in flight, before their bodies fell into the pit and into the water.' pp. 205-206”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Timothy Snyder" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-snyder/in-october-1941-mahilue-became-teh-first-substantial-city-in-occupied/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/030/timothy-snyder-882_belarus_in-october-1941-mahilue-became-teh-first_834548.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/030/timothy-snyder-882_belarus_in-october-1941-mahilue-became-teh-first_834548.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/030/timothy-snyder-882_belarus_in-october-1941-mahilue-became-teh-first_834548.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“In October 1941, Mahilue became teh first substantial city in occupied Soviet Belarus where almost all Jews…” — Timothy Snyder", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You might look back at the Zionist movement—there were plenty of Jews killed by other Jews. They killed collaborators, traitors and people they thought were traitors. And they weren’t under anything like the harsh conditions of the Palestinian occupation. As plenty of Israelis have pointed out, the British weren’t nice, but they were gentlemen compared with us. The Labor-based defense force Haganah had torture chambers and assassins. I once looked up their first recorded assassination in the official Haganah history. It’s described there straight. It was in 1921. A Dutch Jew named Jacob de Haan had to be killed, because he was trying to approach local Palestinians to see if things could be worked out between them and the new Jewish settlers. His murderer was assumed to be the woman who later became the wife of the first president of Israel. 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