--- title: "92 Jersey shore Quotes by 66 authors" description: "Browse 92 Jersey shore quotes by 66 authors. Discover the best Jersey shore sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41f/mayra-galvan-46468_drinks_ohhh-yeaaa-time-to-go-out-yeahhhh-146291_1462919.jpg" --- > [Ohhh yeaaa; time to go out, yeahhhh!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mayra-galvan/ohhh-yeaaa-time-to-go-out-yeahhhh/) [Mayra Galvan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mayra-galvan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41f/mayra-galvan-46468_drinks_ohhh-yeaaa-time-to-go-out-yeahhhh-146291_1462919.jpg) > [~It's Jersey Shore Bitches~](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-jersey-shore-bitches/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/058/anonymous-1_quote_it-s-jersey-shore-bitches-1873129_1873129.jpg) > [Jersey Shore' has such a place in my heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabby-windey/jersey-shore-has-such-a-place-in-my-heart/) [Gabby Windey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabby-windey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d3/gabby-windey-5558_heart_jersey-shore-has-such-a-place-in-my-hear_2500398.jpg) > ['Jersey Shore' won't be around forever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angelina-pivarnick/jersey-shore-won-t-be-around-forever/) [Angelina Pivarnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angelina-pivarnick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/376/angelina-pivarnick-9112_around_jersey-shore-won-t-be-around-forever-267_2676044.jpg) > [I feel like grew up on 'Jersey Shore.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabby-windey/i-feel-like-grew-up-on-jersey-shore/) [Gabby Windey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabby-windey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e5/gabby-windey-5558_feel_i-feel-like-grew-up-on-jersey-shore-2009_2009590.jpg) > [What I do miss is the Jersey Shore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/what-i-do-miss-is-the-jersey-shore/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58d/janet-evanovich-291_jersey_what-i-do-miss-is-the-jersey-shore-16164_1616426.png) > [HOW LONG IS THIS DORITOS COMMERCIAL!? Grandma, that's just Jersey Shore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/how-long-is-this-doritos-commercial-grandma-that-s-just-jersey-shore/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a38/anonymous-1_amazing_how-long-is-this-doritos-commercial-gran_1752331.jpg) > [Why sit on your butt watching 'Jersey Shore' when you can learn to paint a beautiful picture?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leven-rambin/why-sit-on-your-butt-watching-jersey-shore-when-you-can-learn-to/) [Leven Rambin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leven-rambin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57d/leven-rambin-21609_beautiful_why-sit-on-your-butt-watching-jersey-sho_1598680.jpg) > [Jersey Shore reminds me LeBron wasn't the first over-publicized douchebag in Miami.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/jersey-shore-reminds-me-lebron-wasn-t-the-first-over-publicized/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/anonymous-1_football_jersey-shore-reminds-me-lebron-wasn-t-th_386629.jpg) > [Hurricane sandy: I wanna be like snooki and blow the whole east coast. ;)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hurricane-sandy/hurricane-sandy-i-wanna-be-like-snooki-and-blow-the-whole-east-coast/) Hurricane Sandy [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7c/hurricane-sandy-243185_east-coast_hurricane-sandy-i-wanna-be-like-snooki-a_1409920.jpg) > [Look at my situation, I couldnt ask for more, Im the real Situation, I should be on Jersey Shore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pusha-t/look-at-my-situation-i-couldnt-ask-for-more-im-the-real-situation-i/) [Pusha T](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pusha-t/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acd/pusha-t-4455_hip-hop_look-at-my-situation-i-couldnt-ask-for-m_787236.png) > [I played the Holiday Motel on the circle in 1970. I know the Jersey Shore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-vincent/i-played-the-holiday-motel-on-the-circle-in-1970-i-know-the-jersey/) [Frank Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-vincent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2a/frank-vincent-11910_circle_i-played-the-holiday-motel-on-the-circle_1345509.jpg) > [I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-worried-this-season-of-jersey-shore-will-be-less-embarrassing-to/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/anonymous-1_funny_i-m-worried-this-season-of-jersey-shore_626878.jpg) > [Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jwoww/men-may-be-from-mars-and-women-from-venus-but-i-m-from-the-jersey/) JWoww [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f64/jwoww-29991_jersey_men-may-be-from-mars-and-women-from-venu_1512521.jpg) > [I was the guy from the Jersey Shore, Springsteen country. We don't do yoga there. And we made fun of anybody who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diamond-dallas-page/i-was-the-guy-from-the-jersey-shore-springsteen-country-we-don-t-do/) [Diamond Dallas Page](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diamond-dallas-page/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62a/diamond-dallas-page-3665_country_i-was-the-guy-from-the-jersey-shore-spri_1247354.jpg) > [We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-l-jackson/we-ve-come-a-long-way-in-our-thinking-but-also-in-our-moral-decay-i/) [Samuel L. Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-l-jackson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8c/samuel-l-jackson-3595_decay_we-ve-come-a-long-way-in-our-thinking-bu_2360664.jpg) > [I'm from New Jersey, the Shore, and Asbury Park and all that goes with that. I wouldn't want to mess around with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-fallon/i-m-from-new-jersey-the-shore-and-asbury-park-and-all-that-goes-with/) [Brian Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88a/brian-fallon-4966_around_i-m-from-new-jersey-the-shore-and-asbury_172060.jpg) > [Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-degrasse-tyson/would-a-nasa-reality-show-lunar-shore-be-more-popular-than-jersey/) [Neil deGrasse Tyson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-degrasse-tyson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c17/neil-degrasse-tyson-143_answers_would-a-nasa-reality-show-lunar-shore-be_338426.png) > [I support the health care bill's 10% tanning bed tax as long as I'm not the one who has to tell the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-support-the-health-care-bill-s-10-tanning-bed-tax-as-long-as-i-m/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a28/anonymous-1_health_i-support-the-health-care-bill-s-10-tann_645002.jpg) > [Does 'Jersey Shore' make me sad for humanity that this is what's passing for entertainment? Well, this is a business, and if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terence-winter/does-jersey-shore-make-me-sad-for-humanity-that-this-is-what-s/) [Terence Winter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terence-winter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/912/terence-winter-13380_business_does-jersey-shore-make-me-sad-for-humani_2406454.jpg) > [Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/yesterday-michael-phelps-set-an-all-time-olympic-record-for-most/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c5/conan-o-brien-540_all-time_yesterday-michael-phelps-set-an-all-time_1049302.png) > [Jersey Shore starts up again tonight and immediately following, Obama has to go on TV and apologize to Italy on behalf of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/jersey-shore-starts-up-again-tonight-and-immediately-following-obama/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/267/anonymous-1_america_jersey-shore-starts-up-again-tonight-and_146619.jpg) > [I think it is important for young people to see other young people on television doing something positive with their life, making…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-weir/i-think-it-is-important-for-young-people-to-see-other-young-people-on/) [Johnny Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-weir/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd6/johnny-weir-4775_enough_i-think-it-is-important-for-young-people_2557843.png) > [Im always DVRing Jersey Shore, but Ive never been ashamed to admit that. I probably should be ashamed to admit that, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-bell/im-always-dvring-jersey-shore-but-ive-never-been-ashamed-to-admit/) [Kristen Bell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-bell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ad/kristen-bell-4427_ashamed_im-always-dvring-jersey-shore-but-ive-ne_429492.jpg) > [Turning the heat up on the red carpet while still looking like a lady isn't as easy as it sounds. Too much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-blasberg/turning-the-heat-up-on-the-red-carpet-while-still-looking-like-a-lady/) [Derek Blasberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-blasberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b8/derek-blasberg-20510_carpet_turning-the-heat-up-on-the-red-carpet-wh_1475301.jpg) > [This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlin-whisler/this-hole-thing-with-the-hurricane-flooding-new-york-city-and-taking/) [Carlin Whisler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlin-whisler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e35/carlin-whisler-19627_bright-side_this-hole-thing-with-the-hurricane-flood_295175.jpg) > [I wouldn't say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don't think I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-giuntoli/i-wouldn-t-say-that-i-was-ever-a-fan-of-mtv-i-was-a-guy-on-mtv-i-don/) [David Giuntoli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-giuntoli/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be4/david-giuntoli-24547_demographics_i-wouldn-t-say-that-i-was-ever-a-fan-of_1839307.jpg) > [It was an actual Christmas tree farm. We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-swift/it-was-an-actual-christmas-tree-farm-we-had-like-15-acres-it-was/) [Taylor Swift](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-swift/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/taylor-swift-125_acres_it-was-an-actual-christmas-tree-farm-we_1124494.jpg) > [On Jersey Shore, people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-situation/on-jersey-shore-people-got-a-glimpse-through-a-keyhole-of-who-i/) [The Situation](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-situation/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5d/the-situation-15177_dancing-with-the-sta_on-jersey-shore-people-got-a-glimpse-thr_1246985.jpg) > [Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-duvall/hollywood-sometimes-tends-to-patronize-the-interior-of-the-united/) [Robert Duvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-duvall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ad/robert-duvall-5224_great_hollywood-sometimes-tends-to-patronize-t_256932.jpg) > [“When you live in Jersey a beach isn’t enough. People have energy in Jersey. They need things to do. They need a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/when-you-live-in-jersey-a-beach-isn-t-enough-people-have-energy-in/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b32/janet-evanovich-291_hot-dogs_when-you-live-in-jersey-a-beach-isn-t-en_2297106.jpg) > [May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/may-you-be-less-of-an-international-embarrassment-to-america-this/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/anonymous-1_farewell_may-you-be-less-of-an-international-emba_3035197.jpg) > [There's a lot more to us than what you see on 'Jersey Shore.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammi-giancola/there-s-a-lot-more-to-us-than-what-you-see-on-jersey-shore/) [Sammi Giancola](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammi-giancola/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/040/sammi-giancola-13348_jersey-shore_there-s-a-lot-more-to-us-than-what-you-s_1818171.jpg) > [They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/they-should-make-a-reality-tv-show-called-jersey-shore-meets-shark/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4f/anonymous-1_funny-facebook-statu_they-should-make-a-reality-tv-show-calle_1507585.jpg) > [I grew up in Jersey. I've been to the Jersey Shore countless times. I've lived it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cenk-uygur/i-grew-up-in-jersey-i-ve-been-to-the-jersey-shore-countless-times-i/) [Cenk Uygur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cenk-uygur/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/393/cenk-uygur-4611_been_i-grew-up-in-jersey-i-ve-been-to-the-jer_2519164.png) > [If she still has a basket on her bike, she to young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-she-still-has-a-basket-on-her-bike-she-to-young-for-you-bro/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43a/anonymous-1_bike_if-she-still-has-a-basket-on-her-bike-sh_2382036.jpg) > [I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-sevigny/i-had-a-weird-dream-the-other-night-that-i-was-on-jersey-shore/) [Chloe Sevigny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-sevigny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e0/chloe-sevigny-7352_dream_i-had-a-weird-dream-the-other-night-that_3128930.jpg) > [If she watches Jersey Shore she's too young for you bro!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-lee-riner/if-she-watches-jersey-shore-she-s-too-young-for-you-bro/) [Justin Lee Riner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-lee-riner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/caf/justin-lee-riner-3018_jersey-shore_if-she-watches-jersey-shore-she-s-too-yo_2621929.jpg) > [“Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michel-templet/jersey-shore-has-killed-more-brain-cells-than-alcohol-cocaine-and/) [Michel Templet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michel-templet/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0e/michel-templet-11969_brain-cells_jersey-shore-has-killed-more-brain-cells_1963302.jpg) > [Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-flay/grilling-outside-with-my-parents-at-the-jersey-shore-we-would-grill/) [Bobby Flay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-flay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21c/bobby-flay-9316_corn_grilling-outside-with-my-parents-at-the_558659.png) ## Top authors on Jersey shore ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jersey-shore/#itemlist", "name": "Jersey shore Quotes", "numberOfItems": 40, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Ohhh yeaaa; time to go out, yeahhhh!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mayra Galvan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mayra-galvan/ohhh-yeaaa-time-to-go-out-yeahhhh/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41f/mayra-galvan-46468_drinks_ohhh-yeaaa-time-to-go-out-yeahhhh-146291_1462919.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41f/mayra-galvan-46468_drinks_ohhh-yeaaa-time-to-go-out-yeahhhh-146291_1462919.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41f/mayra-galvan-46468_drinks_ohhh-yeaaa-time-to-go-out-yeahhhh-146291_1462919.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ohhh yeaaa; 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