--- title: "17 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 17 Jeremy Clarkson quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Jeremy Clarkson sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fac/james-may-4243_amusing_i-do-not-wish-to-help-jeremy-clarkson-be_2088673.png" --- > [I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/i-do-not-wish-to-help-jeremy-clarkson-be-amusing-in-the-event-of-my/) [James May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-may/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fac/james-may-4243_amusing_i-do-not-wish-to-help-jeremy-clarkson-be_2088673.png) > [If you really want to wind up Piers Morgan, send him a pic of Jeremy Clarkson.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-ryan/if-you-really-want-to-wind-up-piers-morgan-send-him-a-pic-of-jeremy/) [Katherine Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-ryan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08a/katherine-ryan-5689_him_if-you-really-want-to-wind-up-piers-morg_1065032.jpg) > [He (Jeremy Clarkson) is the last man standing on the beach commanding the glaciers' melt waters to go back](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-a-gill/he-jeremy-clarkson-is-the-last-man-standing-on-the-beach-commanding/) [A. A. Gill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-a-gill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/a-a-gill-3415_beach_he-jeremy-clarkson-is-the-last-man-stand_2607333.png) > [In 'Top Gear,' everything goes wrong because you have Jeremy Clarkson, so any practical activity ends in a pile of bits.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/in-top-gear-everything-goes-wrong-because-you-have-jeremy-clarkson-so/) [James May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-may/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ff/james-may-4243_activity_in-top-gear-everything-goes-wrong-becaus_2328559.png) > [I can't see Jeremy Clarkson having very many serious problems in his working life in the long run.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/i-can-t-see-jeremy-clarkson-having-very-many-serious-problems-in-his/) [James May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-may/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/607/james-may-4243_life_i-can-t-see-jeremy-clarkson-having-very_501072.png) > [Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jo-brand/jeremy-clarkson-is-rather-charming-but-i-can-t-stomach-his-public/) [Jo Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jo-brand/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0b/jo-brand-1915_casual_jeremy-clarkson-is-rather-charming-but-i_415821.png) > [I think there are bigger problems in the world than Jeremy Clarkson.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/i-think-there-are-bigger-problems-in-the-world-than-jeremy-clarkson/) [James May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-may/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/716/james-may-4243_bigger-problems_i-think-there-are-bigger-problems-in-the_1286583.png) > [Top Gear' existed before Jeremy Clarkson. The programme I did was a motoring magazine. We did things about road safety, pedestrians, anything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-rippon/top-gear-existed-before-jeremy-clarkson-the-programme-i-did-was-a/) [Angela Rippon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angela-rippon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/548/angela-rippon-6635_longevity_top-gear-existed-before-jeremy-clarkson_590702.jpg) > [I am a big fan of Jeremy Clarkson and I love watching him on TV and reading his various columns. I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-hartley-brewer/i-am-a-big-fan-of-jeremy-clarkson-and-i-love-watching-him-on-tv-and/) [Julia Hartley-Brewer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-hartley-brewer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b7/julia-hartley-brewer-5566_big-fan_i-am-a-big-fan-of-jeremy-clarkson-and-i_276249.jpg) > [...living more sustainably means living happier, more balanced and potentially more fulfilled lives than most of us 'choose' to live today, whatever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathon-porritt/living-more-sustainably-means-living-happier-more-balanced-and/) [Jonathon Porritt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathon-porritt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56a/jonathon-porritt-21511_balanced_living-more-sustainably-means-living-hap_2558746.png) > [There are very few things in real life on which I agree with Jeremy Clarkson, surprisingly few for people who have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/there-are-very-few-things-in-real-life-on-which-i-agree-with-jeremy/) [James May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-may/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d63/james-may-4243_life_there-are-very-few-things-in-real-life-o_143278.jpg) > [I don't want Jeremy Clarkson anywhere near my shed or my toolbox or my piano. He's interested in fashionable restaurants and celebrity…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/i-don-t-want-jeremy-clarkson-anywhere-near-my-shed-or-my-toolbox-or/) [James May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-may/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/170/james-may-4243_celebrity_i-don-t-want-jeremy-clarkson-anywhere-ne_710307.png) > [Jeremy Clarkson wants to become a farmer - he's bought a field - Hammond wants to open a supermarket, and I'd like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/jeremy-clarkson-wants-to-become-a-farmer-he-s-bought-a-field-hammond/) [James May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-may/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42e/james-may-4243_days_jeremy-clarkson-wants-to-become-a-farmer_1483861.png) > [It's a risky business being a cyclist in the UK, there are a lot of people who really dislike us. It's the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-pendleton/it-s-a-risky-business-being-a-cyclist-in-the-uk-there-are-a-lot-of/) [Victoria Pendleton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-pendleton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4da/victoria-pendleton-45648_bicycle_it-s-a-risky-business-being-a-cyclist-in_547535.jpg) > [“Mother, who had never missed a chance to fulminate against the evils of our time including privatisation, Jeremy Clarkson, and pay-day loans.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marina-lewycka/mother-who-had-never-missed-a-chance-to-fulminate-against-the-evils/) [Marina Lewycka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marina-lewycka/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ce/marina-lewycka-28837_mother_mother-who-had-never-missed-a-chance-to_164372.png) > [I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/i-was-reading-the-mirror-the-other-day-and-came-across-a-letter-from/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3af/jeremy-clarkson-2634_bike_i-was-reading-the-mirror-the-other-day-a_672444.jpg) > [“I have a rule of thumb that allows me to judge, when times is pressing and one needs to make a snap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caitlin-moran/i-have-a-rule-of-thumb-that-allows-me-to-judge-when-times-is-pressing/) [Caitlin Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caitlin-moran/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/caitlin-moran-865_feminism_i-have-a-rule-of-thumb-that-allows-me-to_1077355.png) ## Top authors on Jeremy Clarkson - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b012/author-james-may-46550.jpg) James May 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jeremy-clarkson/james-may/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jeremy-clarkson/#itemlist", "name": "Jeremy Clarkson Quotes", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "James May" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/i-do-not-wish-to-help-jeremy-clarkson-be-amusing-in-the-event-of-my/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fac/james-may-4243_amusing_i-do-not-wish-to-help-jeremy-clarkson-be_2088673.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fac/james-may-4243_amusing_i-do-not-wish-to-help-jeremy-clarkson-be_2088673.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fac/james-may-4243_amusing_i-do-not-wish-to-help-jeremy-clarkson-be_2088673.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death.” — James May", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you really want to wind up Piers Morgan, send him a pic of Jeremy Clarkson.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Katherine Ryan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-ryan/if-you-really-want-to-wind-up-piers-morgan-send-him-a-pic-of-jeremy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08a/katherine-ryan-5689_him_if-you-really-want-to-wind-up-piers-morg_1065032.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08a/katherine-ryan-5689_him_if-you-really-want-to-wind-up-piers-morg_1065032.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08a/katherine-ryan-5689_him_if-you-really-want-to-wind-up-piers-morg_1065032.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you really want to wind up Piers Morgan, send him a pic of Jeremy Clarkson.” — Katherine Ryan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "He (Jeremy Clarkson) is the last man standing on the beach commanding the glaciers' melt waters to go back", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "A. 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The programme I did was a motoring magazine. We did things about road safety, pedestrians, anything to do with motoring; not cars. It's a mark of its longevity that it's never stuck in a rut; it's always pushing new boundaries.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Angela Rippon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-rippon/top-gear-existed-before-jeremy-clarkson-the-programme-i-did-was-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/548/angela-rippon-6635_longevity_top-gear-existed-before-jeremy-clarkson_590702.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/548/angela-rippon-6635_longevity_top-gear-existed-before-jeremy-clarkson_590702.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/548/angela-rippon-6635_longevity_top-gear-existed-before-jeremy-clarkson_590702.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Top Gear' existed before Jeremy Clarkson. The programme I did was a motoring magazine. 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I think he's funny and irreverent and adds to the gaiety of nations.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Hartley-Brewer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-hartley-brewer/i-am-a-big-fan-of-jeremy-clarkson-and-i-love-watching-him-on-tv-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b7/julia-hartley-brewer-5566_big-fan_i-am-a-big-fan-of-jeremy-clarkson-and-i_276249.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b7/julia-hartley-brewer-5566_big-fan_i-am-a-big-fan-of-jeremy-clarkson-and-i_276249.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b7/julia-hartley-brewer-5566_big-fan_i-am-a-big-fan-of-jeremy-clarkson-and-i_276249.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I am a big fan of Jeremy Clarkson and I love watching him on TV and reading his various columns. 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