--- title: "18 Jeeps Quotes by 16 authors" description: "Browse 18 Jeeps quotes by 16 authors. Discover the best Jeeps sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95f/enzo-ferrari-21021_america_jeep-is-america-s-only-real-sports-car-2_2809536.jpg" --- > [Jeep is America's only real sports car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/enzo-ferrari/jeep-is-america-s-only-real-sports-car/) [Enzo Ferrari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/enzo-ferrari/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95f/enzo-ferrari-21021_america_jeep-is-america-s-only-real-sports-car-2_2809536.jpg) > [The Jeep is the only true American sports car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/enzo-ferrari/the-jeep-is-the-only-true-american-sports-car/) [Enzo Ferrari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/enzo-ferrari/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d13/enzo-ferrari-21021_car_the-jeep-is-the-only-true-american-sport_2381513.jpg) > [It doesn't phaze, I amaze wit my phrases Play this in your Jeep, so your neighbors lose some sleep (I wanna thank…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/del-tha-funkee-homosapien/it-doesn-t-phaze-i-amaze-wit-my-phrases-play-this-in-your-jeep-so/) [Del tha Funkee Homosapien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/del-tha-funkee-homosapien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06d/del-tha-funkee-homosapien-5062_hip-hop_it-doesn-t-phaze-i-amaze-wit-my-phrases_2078336.png) > [He gave Marcie a spare to the Jeep—I should park this thing in the ocean, twenty feet under.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/he-gave-marcie-a-spare-to-the-jeep-i-should-park-this-thing-in-the/) [Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7cd/becca-fitzpatrick-321_feet_he-gave-marcie-a-spare-to-the-jeep-i-sho_273105.png) > [I'll have you weak in the knees that you could hardly speak, Or we could do like Uncle L and swing an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/q-tip/i-ll-have-you-weak-in-the-knees-that-you-could-hardly-speak-or-we/) [Q-Tip](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/q-tip/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b63/q-tip-7839_hip-hop_i-ll-have-you-weak-in-the-knees-that-you_1689106.jpg) > [You know it's important to have a Jeep in Los Angeles. That front wheel drive is crucial when it starts to snow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-guest/you-know-it-s-important-to-have-a-jeep-in-los-angeles-that-front/) [Christopher Guest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-guest/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da7/christopher-guest-4803_crucial_you-know-it-s-important-to-have-a-jeep-i_2865080.jpg) > [... four other pieces of equipment that most senior officers came to regard as among the most vital to our success in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwight-d-eisenhower/four-other-pieces-of-equipment-that-most-senior-officers-came-to/) [Dwight D. Eisenhower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwight-d-eisenhower/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/528/dwight-d-eisenhower-499_airplane_four-other-pieces-of-equipment-that-most_2247080.jpg) > [I, as school kid, was a member of the Civil Guard, something like today's NCC. We had to salute our officers who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dhirubhai-ambani/i-as-school-kid-was-a-member-of-the-civil-guard-something-like-today/) [Dhirubhai Ambani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dhirubhai-ambani/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/220/dhirubhai-ambani-14041_inspirational_i-as-school-kid-was-a-member-of-the-civi_238921.png) > [I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-mauldin/i-would-like-to-thank-the-people-who-encouraged-me-to-draw-army/) [Bill Mauldin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-mauldin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e4/bill-mauldin-28650_army_i-would-like-to-thank-the-people-who-enc_139057.png) > [I learnt to drive at around eleven years old. In an old jeep on a field in Colorado. There were lots of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lauren/i-learnt-to-drive-at-around-eleven-years-old-in-an-old-jeep-on-a/) [David Lauren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-lauren/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60f/david-lauren-19800_colorado_i-learnt-to-drive-at-around-eleven-years_2142712.jpg) > [Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/mooner-was-walking-around-laying-his-hands-on-the-cars-divining-karma/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89b/janet-evanovich-291_angel_mooner-was-walking-around-laying-his-han_8727.png) > [I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-engvall/i-was-traveling-down-the-road-with-a-buddy-and-there-s-a-guy-driving/) [Bill Engvall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-engvall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f2/bill-engvall-8106_buddy_i-was-traveling-down-the-road-with-a-bud_364166.jpg) > [Don’t start. I saw Marcie climb inside your Jeep.” “She needed a ride.” I adopted a hands-on-hips pose. “What kind of ride?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/don-t-start-i-saw-marcie-climb-inside-your-jeep-she-needed-a-ride-i/) [Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d52/becca-fitzpatrick-321_adopted_don-t-start-i-saw-marcie-climb-inside-yo_951915.png) > [Complainin' to my lawyer how this rookie tried to frisk me... Jealous of my jeep, I gave his badge to the chief,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rza/complainin-to-my-lawyer-how-this-rookie-tried-to-frisk-me-jealous-of/) [RZA](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rza/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ef/rza-1981_ass_complainin-to-my-lawyer-how-this-rookie_1350561.png) > [I shake my head. I pick up the rake and start making the dead-leaf pile neater. A blister pops and stains the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/i-shake-my-head-i-pick-up-the-rake-and-start-making-the-dead-leaf/) [Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d19/laurie-halse-anderson-623_art-making_i-shake-my-head-i-pick-up-the-rake-and-s_1036763.png) > [I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-was-stuck-in-traffic-one-day-and-just-kinda-thought-it-would-be/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c30/zach-braff-854_awkward_i-was-stuck-in-traffic-one-day-and-just_623891.jpg) > [Unfortunately, the Best Lord had condemned both vehicles as unsafe and instead I now leased a Pack Jeep I called Hector. Equipped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/unfortunately-the-best-lord-had-condemned-both-vehicles-as-unsafe-and/) [Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efb/ilona-andrews-150_forty_unfortunately-the-best-lord-had-condemne_1665398.jpg) > [I owned a Ferrari, a Range Rover, a Mercedes 560SL convertible, a Jeep Cherokee and a Nissan 300ZX. I can't remember the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-j-fox/i-owned-a-ferrari-a-range-rover-a-mercedes-560sl-convertible-a-jeep/) [Michael J. Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-j-fox/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e36/michael-j-fox-1653_car_i-owned-a-ferrari-a-range-rover-a-merced_2666973.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jeeps/#itemlist", "name": "Jeeps Quotes", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Jeep is America's only real sports car.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Enzo Ferrari" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/enzo-ferrari/jeep-is-america-s-only-real-sports-car/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95f/enzo-ferrari-21021_america_jeep-is-america-s-only-real-sports-car-2_2809536.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95f/enzo-ferrari-21021_america_jeep-is-america-s-only-real-sports-car-2_2809536.jpg", "url": 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In an old jeep on a field in Colorado. There were lots of ditches. I could barely see over the steering wheel.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "David Lauren" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lauren/i-learnt-to-drive-at-around-eleven-years-old-in-an-old-jeep-on-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60f/david-lauren-19800_colorado_i-learnt-to-drive-at-around-eleven-years_2142712.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60f/david-lauren-19800_colorado_i-learnt-to-drive-at-around-eleven-years_2142712.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60f/david-lauren-19800_colorado_i-learnt-to-drive-at-around-eleven-years_2142712.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I learnt to drive at around eleven years old. In an old jeep on a field in Colorado. 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