--- title: "6 Jealous Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "6 Jealous quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Jealous sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/403/jarod-kintz-2_communication_don-t-be-jealous-if-i-spend-50-of-my-tim_620140.jpg" --- > [“Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with others, because you get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/don-t-be-jealous-if-i-spend-50-of-my-time-with-you-and-50-of-my-time/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/403/jarod-kintz-2_communication_don-t-be-jealous-if-i-spend-50-of-my-tim_620140.jpg) > [“I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-am-a-jealous-husband-wife-and-i-feel-your-pain-all-of-it-for-all-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08b/jarod-kintz-2_jealous-husband_i-am-a-jealous-husband-wife-and-i-feel-y_895575.jpg) > [“If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine how I’d feel being jealous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-i-had-a-clone-he-d-better-be-my-equal-and-not-my-better-can-you/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/535/jarod-kintz-2_quote_if-i-had-a-clone-he-d-better-be-my-equal_1418283.jpg) > [“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-could-tell-by-their-audible-gasps-that-the-people-on-the-beach-were/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cda/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-could-tell-by-their-audible-gasps-that_1447162.jpg) > [“I make my own cologne. It’s called “Sweat,” and it’s hard work making it. But I can tell people love it, because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-make-my-own-cologne-it-s-called-sweat-and-it-s-hard-work-making-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cec/jarod-kintz-2_jealous_i-make-my-own-cologne-it-s-called-sweat_2527216.jpg) > [“I want a piece of apple pie so large I could wedge a For Sale sign in it and make all the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-a-piece-of-apple-pie-so-large-i-could-wedge-a-for-sale-sign-in/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15c/jarod-kintz-2_apple-pie_i-want-a-piece-of-apple-pie-so-large-i-c_2844773.jpg) ## Other authors on Jealous ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jealous/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "6 Jealous Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%.” This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jarod Kintz" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/don-t-be-jealous-if-i-spend-50-of-my-time-with-you-and-50-of-my-time/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/403/jarod-kintz-2_communication_don-t-be-jealous-if-i-spend-50-of-my-tim_620140.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/403/jarod-kintz-2_communication_don-t-be-jealous-if-i-spend-50-of-my-tim_620140.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/403/jarod-kintz-2_communication_don-t-be-jealous-if-i-spend-50-of-my-tim_620140.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you, and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of…” — Jarod Kintz", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. 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