--- title: "7 Jasper-fforde Quotes by 1 author" description: "Browse 7 Jasper-fforde quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Jasper-fforde sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a8/jasper-fforde-797_fantasy_they-had-just-digested-a-recent-meal-of_75360.png" --- > [“They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/they-had-just-digested-a-recent-meal-of-prepositions-and-were-happily/) [Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a8/jasper-fforde-797_fantasy_they-had-just-digested-a-recent-meal-of_75360.png) > [“...Mind you, if we we're talking about regeneration, we could go a step further and take a leaf out of the sponge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/mind-you-if-we-we-re-talking-about-regeneration-we-could-go-a-step/) [Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae0/jasper-fforde-797_books_mind-you-if-we-we-re-talking-about-regen_505383.jpg) > [“I see you've met Patrick of Ludlow," I replied, trying to stifle a giggle, for Tiger was thirty feet up in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/i-see-you-ve-met-patrick-of-ludlow-i-replied-trying-to-stifle-a/) [Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/738/jasper-fforde-797_fforde_i-see-you-ve-met-patrick-of-ludlow-i-rep_787555.png) > [“Good," said Moobin. "Any questions?" "Yes," said Tiger. "Why do inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?" "Sorry, I should rephrase that:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/good-said-moobin-any-questions-yes-said-tiger-why-do-inflammable-and/) [Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b4/jasper-fforde-797_jasper-fforde_good-said-moobin-any-questions-yes-said_1172982.png) > [“A Quarkbeast is a small hyena-shaped creature that is covered in leathery scales and often described as: 'One tenth Labrador, six-tenths velociraptor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/a-quarkbeast-is-a-small-hyena-shaped-creature-that-is-covered-in/) [Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23c/jasper-fforde-797_creature_a-quarkbeast-is-a-small-hyena-shaped-cre_1393870.jpg) > [“After almost two hours, the phone rang. I could guess who it was. "Hello, Blix," I said before he could say anything.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/after-almost-two-hours-the-phone-rang-i-could-guess-who-it-was-hello/) [Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f08/jasper-fforde-797_gaze_after-almost-two-hours-the-phone-rang-i_1406701.jpg) > [“magic swirls about us like an invisible fog of energy that can be tapped by those gifted enough, using a variety of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/magic-swirls-about-us-like-an-invisible-fog-of-energy-that-can-be/) [Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/081/jasper-fforde-797_energy_magic-swirls-about-us-like-an-invisible_3053545.png) ## Top authors on Jasper-fforde - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b012/author-jasper-fforde-47603.jpg) Jasper Fforde 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jasper-fforde/jasper-fforde/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jasper-fforde/#itemlist", "name": "Jasper-fforde Quotes", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jasper Fforde" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/they-had-just-digested-a-recent-meal-of-prepositions-and-were-happily/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a8/jasper-fforde-797_fantasy_they-had-just-digested-a-recent-meal-of_75360.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a8/jasper-fforde-797_fantasy_they-had-just-digested-a-recent-meal-of_75360.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a8/jasper-fforde-797_fantasy_they-had-just-digested-a-recent-meal-of_75360.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and…” — Jasper Fforde", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“...Mind you, if we we're talking about regeneration, we could go a step further and take a leaf out of the sponge book. 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I could guess who it was. \"Hello, Blix,\" I said before he could say anything. \"Adding kidnapping to your long list of felonies?\" \"We prefer to think of it as 'vacationing at the specific invitation of His Majesty,\" replied Blix. \"Open the top drawer of the bureau.\" I did so, and found a contract for Kazam to concede the competition, with all the details that Blix had already outlined. The document had been prepared by a law firm in Financia and registered with the Ununited Kingdoms Supreme Court, so even if King Snodd had wanted to reverse the deal, he couldn't. \"It's all there,\" said Blix. \"I knew my or the King's word wouldn't be good enough, so I made it official. Sign it and your vacation in the North Tower is over.\" \"And if I don't?\" \"Then you'll stay there until six Mondays from now, and we'll have Kazam for nothing.\" \"Blix?\" \"Yes?\" \"Are you in the castle watching the top of the North Tower at the moment?\" \"I might be.\" I ripped the phone from the wall and tossed it out the open window. The telephone took almost five seconds to hit the ground. 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