--- title: "19 Jason Quotes By R.L. Mathewson" description: "19 Jason quotes by R.L. Mathewson. Plus more from R.L. Mathewson and more Jason sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e8/r-l-mathewson-3630_gasping_as-he-was-gasping-for-air-he-realized-so_179295.jpg" --- > [“As he was gasping for air he realized something. He was in deep shit. Haley was his life now. His woman. His…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/as-he-was-gasping-for-air-he-realized-something-he-was-in-deep-shit/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e8/r-l-mathewson-3630_gasping_as-he-was-gasping-for-air-he-realized-so_179295.jpg) > [“It wasn’t like he was purposely being an asshole. It just came naturally to him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/it-wasn-t-like-he-was-purposely-being-an-asshole-it-just-came/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd8/r-l-mathewson-3630_jason_it-wasn-t-like-he-was-purposely-being-an_1255907.jpg) > [“We all fuck up when it comes to our women and you will too. The key is to make her love you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/we-all-fuck-up-when-it-comes-to-our-women-and-you-will-too-the-key-is/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/907/r-l-mathewson-3630_delicate-balance_we-all-fuck-up-when-it-comes-to-our-wome_2085231.jpg) > [“Maybe you should just admit that you're crazy about me," he said, leaning in to kiss her again. "And why would you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/maybe-you-should-just-admit-that-you-re-crazy-about-me-he-said/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ba/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_maybe-you-should-just-admit-that-you-re_1830358.jpg) > [“Jason had to bury his face against her shoulder to keep from laughing out loud. She was just so damn cute. “Stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/jason-had-to-bury-his-face-against-her-shoulder-to-keep-from-laughing/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/999/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_jason-had-to-bury-his-face-against-her-s_1666458.jpg) > [“I hate you," Haley mumbled, storming past him to grab a carriage. "You love and adore me," Jason informed her as he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-hate-you-haley-mumbled-storming-past-him-to-grab-a-carriage-you/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b56/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_i-hate-you-haley-mumbled-storming-past-h_415987.jpg) > [“I love you, Derek!” Jason tried to drag Haley back to her seat, but she fought him tooth and nail. “I love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-love-you-derek-jason-tried-to-drag-haley-back-to-her-seat-but-she/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c63/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_i-love-you-derek-jason-tried-to-drag-hal_11614.jpg) > [“He glared accusingly at her while he made short work of his clothes. "You didn't wake me up." She rolled her eyes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/he-glared-accusingly-at-her-while-he-made-short-work-of-his-clothes/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e4/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_he-glared-accusingly-at-her-while-he-mad_2082084.jpg) > [“You missed breakfast," Jason announced as Trevor stepped into the large busy kitchen filled with Bradfords and food. "That's fine. I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/you-missed-breakfast-jason-announced-as-trevor-stepped-into-the-large/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5cf/r-l-mathewson-3630_food_you-missed-breakfast-jason-announced-as_2456315.jpg) > [“I like her," Brad said, chuckling. "For a Red Sox tee shirt wearing woman I guess she's okay," Jason grumbled. "Does no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-like-her-brad-said-chuckling-for-a-red-sox-tee-shirt-wearing-woman/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdc/r-l-mathewson-3630_brad_i-like-her-brad-said-chuckling-for-a-red_1079207.jpg) > [“Soon he was picturing little girls with mischievous green eyes and pigtails asking him to play tea. Of course he'd bring real…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/soon-he-was-picturing-little-girls-with-mischievous-green-eyes-and/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b8/r-l-mathewson-3630_baseball-team_soon-he-was-picturing-little-girls-with_283892.jpg) > [“Jason felt all the blood drain out of his face. He stood there as the reality of Mitch’s words hit him hard.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/jason-felt-all-the-blood-drain-out-of-his-face-he-stood-there-as-the/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90a/r-l-mathewson-3630_another-man_jason-felt-all-the-blood-drain-out-of-hi_1965441.jpg) > [“I’m hungry,” Jason grumbled as he stared at the empty plates on his small coffee table. Brad groaned, “You practically ate both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-m-hungry-jason-grumbled-as-he-stared-at-the-empty-plates-on-his/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ef/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_i-m-hungry-jason-grumbled-as-he-stared-a_2550139.jpg) > [“The few times he made the mistake of relaxing in a woman’s bed after a quick lay proved to be serious mistakes.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/the-few-times-he-made-the-mistake-of-relaxing-in-a-woman-s-bed-after/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5c/r-l-mathewson-3630_another-man_the-few-times-he-made-the-mistake-of-rel_539028.jpg) > [“How dare you touch my cookies, you bastard!” Jason said in utter disgust before popping the cookie into his mouth and heading…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/how-dare-you-touch-my-cookies-you-bastard-jason-said-in-utter-disgust/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/854/r-l-mathewson-3630_jason_how-dare-you-touch-my-cookies-you-bastar_1718718.jpg) > [“He sighed heavily. "You pissed me off." Well, that was totally unexpected…sort of. "Hey, I said I was sorry about hitting Mitch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well-that-was-totally-unexpected/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well_2530409.jpg) > [“What if I promise to make you a batch of brownies tomorrow?" she asked, deciding to use his love of baked goods…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/what-if-i-promise-to-make-you-a-batch-of-brownies-tomorrow-she-asked/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/r-l-mathewson-3630_baked-goods_what-if-i-promise-to-make-you-a-batch-of_1015826.jpg) > [“Can we get back to work now?" Haley asked, sounding innocent, but Zoe didn't miss the woman's lips twitching or the humor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/can-we-get-back-to-work-now-haley-asked-sounding-innocent-but-zoe/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/651/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_can-we-get-back-to-work-now-haley-asked_1985793.jpg) > [“She gave his hand a small squeeze. "Jason, if we're going to try this then I'd like to take things slow." He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-gave-his-hand-a-small-squeeze-jason-if-we-re-going-to-try-this/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/442/r-l-mathewson-3630_gaze_she-gave-his-hand-a-small-squeeze-jason_2471621.jpg) ## Other authors on Jason ## More by R.L. Mathewson > [“I love you, Derek!” Jason tried to drag Haley back to her seat, but she fought him tooth and nail. “I love you, Derek!”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-love-you-derek-jason-tried-to-drag-haley-back-to-her-seat-but-she/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Will you be able to keep your hands off me?" "I'm pretty sure I can manage that," she said, wondering if the man truly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/will-you-be-able-to-keep-your-hands-off-me-i-m-pretty-sure-i-can/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Zoe, I-- Oh, God!" he shouted, clutching his chest and stumbling back. "What?" she asked, looking around anxiously as she clutched a large brown…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/zoe-i-oh-god-he-shouted-clutching-his-chest-and-stumbling-back-what/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“How dare you question my taste, woman?" he demanded. "If I say you're beautiful then you're beautiful so get the hell over it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/how-dare-you-question-my-taste-woman-he-demanded-if-i-say-you-re/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something!" Joshua sputtered”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/he-s-cutting-off-circulation-to-my-balls-if-you-want-great/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“I think,” she said, glaring at him with murderous intent, “that if you or that damn battering ram you have the nerve to call…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/i-think-she-said-glaring-at-him-with-murderous-intent-that-if-you-or/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Wait, you don’t have a license. You can’t drive.” He turned the car on and threw it into drive. “Hmmm, look at that, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/wait-you-don-t-have-a-license-you-can-t-drive-he-turned-the-car-on/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“As he was gasping for air he realized something. He was in deep shit. Haley was his life now. His woman. His heart. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/as-he-was-gasping-for-air-he-realized-something-he-was-in-deep-shit/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Your boobs or your ass, Kasey. Make a choice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/your-boobs-or-your-ass-kasey-make-a-choice/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“If she wasn’t his best friend… There really was no point in finishing that thought. She was and it was his job as the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/if-she-wasn-t-his-best-friend-there-really-was-no-point-in-finishing/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“...she was probably having a few murderous thoughts of her own about any woman that touched him. Good, they were making progress.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-was-probably-having-a-few-murderous-thoughts-of-her-own-about-any/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“She was also sure that having experienced the act first hand would probably benefit her writing. If anything she should have sex for her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/she-was-also-sure-that-having-experienced-the-act-first-hand-would/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Apparently she was beyond words so she pushed the card into his hands. He looked down. Blinked. Blinked again before stumbling back into a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/apparently-she-was-beyond-words-so-she-pushed-the-card-into-his-hands/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Connor; "Push me and you might just find yourself locked in the trunk of a car and on a ferry headed off to Nova…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/connor-push-me-and-you-might-just-find-yourself-locked-in-the-trunk/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) > [“Soon he was picturing little girls with mischievous green eyes and pigtails asking him to play tea. Of course he'd bring real food to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/soon-he-was-picturing-little-girls-with-mischievous-green-eyes-and/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jason/r-l-mathewson/#itemlist", "name": "19 Jason Quotes By R.L. 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He stood there as the reality of Mitch’s words hit him hard. One day it would be another man Haley would talk to, watch games with, or just sit in absolute peaceful silence while they worked or ate, and worst of all it would be another man holding Haley in his arms at night. 'Fuck…,' he gasped. 'Oh great, you broke him! Are you happy now?' Brad demanded. 'Come on, buddy, we’ll get you fixed up with a cold beer and a plate of hot wings. How does that sound? Does that sound good?' Numbly, Jason nodded.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. 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She blinked once and then again. Then she burst into uncontrollable laughter.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. Mathewson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well-that-was-totally-unexpected/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well_2530409.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well_2530409.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea8/r-l-mathewson-3630_haley_he-sighed-heavily-you-pissed-me-off-well_2530409.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He sighed heavily. \"You pissed me off.\" Well, that was totally unexpected…sort of. \"Hey, I said I was sorry…” — R.L. 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She cupped the back of his head and gently tugged him down for a quick kiss. \"And if you're good I might lick some off you,\" she said, loving the idea. \"Get your own bowl of frosting. I don't share,\" he simply said, giving her one last kiss before walking out the door, whistling happily, no doubt thinking about the large bowl of frosting he was going to devour tomorrow.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. 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Jason licked his lips as he looked his pregnant wife over hungrily. \"Tonight?\" he croaked out. \"If you're good,\" Haley said, with a small shrug. \"But you have to leave-\" \"Bye,\" Jason said quickly, cutting her off and rushing out of the trailer just as fast as he came.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "R.L. 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