--- title: "12 Jason Said Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 12 Jason Said quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Jason Said sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c36/douglas-coupland-305_doe_jason-said-yes-gerard-t-giraffe-what-doe_98201.jpg" --- > [Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-coupland/jason-said-yes-gerard-t-giraffe-what-does-the-t-stand-for-the/) [Douglas Coupland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-coupland/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c36/douglas-coupland-305_doe_jason-said-yes-gerard-t-giraffe-what-doe_98201.jpg) > [“Hey! I thought you said you were gay!” the man said accusingly. Without missing a beat Jason said, “She is. I’m just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/hey-i-thought-you-said-you-were-gay-the-man-said-accusingly-without/) [R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cb/r-l-mathewson-3630_man-said_hey-i-thought-you-said-you-were-gay-the_313862.jpg) > [Sorry we’re late,” Jason said. “Is this the guy who needs killing?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sorry-we-re-late-jason-said-is-this-the-guy-who-needs-killing/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ac/anonymous-1_guy_sorry-we-re-late-jason-said-is-this-the_436720.jpg) > [This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/this-is-annabeth-jason-said-uh-normally-she-doesn-t-judo-flip-people/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d25/rick-riordan-27_annabeth_this-is-annabeth-jason-said-uh-normally_2668260.jpg) > [Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once," Jason said.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/everyone-should-get-to-clobber-a-princess-at-least-once-jason-said/) [Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d1/brandon-mull-1617_jason_everyone-should-get-to-clobber-a-princes_2625164.png) > [“He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. 'If the others found out-' 'If the others found out,' Jason said, 'You'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-regarded-jason-as-if-waiting-for-an-attack-if-the-others-found-out/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a3/rick-riordan-27_found_he-regarded-jason-as-if-waiting-for-an-a_43091.jpg) > [“No,” Jason said. “No ban.” The idea that Vale might write poems about him was deliriously wonderful. His heart squeezed and jolted.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leta-blake/no-jason-said-no-ban-the-idea-that-vale-might-write-poems-about-him/) [Leta Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leta-blake/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/106/leta-blake-3840_inspiration_no-jason-said-no-ban-the-idea-that-vale_2075236.jpg) > [“Leo,” Jason said, “you’re weird.” “Yeah, you tell me that a lot.” Leo grinned. “But if you don’t remember me, that means…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/leo-jason-said-you-re-weird-yeah-you-tell-me-that-a-lot-leo-grinned/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff3/rick-riordan-27_fantasy_leo-jason-said-you-re-weird-yeah-you-tel_2115149.jpg) > [“Then I felt arms come around me and pull me close. “Hey,” Jason said, kissing my neck before parking his chin on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/then-i-felt-arms-come-around-me-and-pull-me-close-hey-jason-said/) [Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbb/rachel-hawthorne-1967_home-run_then-i-felt-arms-come-around-me-and-pull_1592114.jpg) > [“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/nico-knelt-and-picked-it-up-he-regarded-jason-as-if-waiting-for-an/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/835/rick-riordan-27_friendship_nico-knelt-and-picked-it-up-he-regarded_22277.jpg) > [“It’s even autographed,” Jason said, the awe evident in his voice. “It’s not personalized.” Which was a silly thing to say, since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/it-s-even-autographed-jason-said-the-awe-evident-in-his-voice-it-s/) [Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da8/rachel-hawthorne-1967_quote_it-s-even-autographed-jason-said-the-awe_2024857.jpg) > [“I feel at peace when I’m on the water, we all do. It’s like in that moment, nothing else matters except the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lindsay-chamberlin/i-feel-at-peace-when-i-m-on-the-water-we-all-do-it-s-like-in-that/) [Lindsay Chamberlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lindsay-chamberlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cda/lindsay-chamberlin-21707_doing-good_i-feel-at-peace-when-i-m-on-the-water-we_1192615.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jason-said/#itemlist", "name": "Jason Said Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Jason said, \"Yes. Gerard T. 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