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title: "276 Jars Quotes by 215 authors"
description: "Browse 276 Jars quotes by 215 authors. Discover the best Jars sayings and thoughts."
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> [If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer/if-it-doesn-t-have-siamese-twins-in-a-jar-it-is-not-a-fair/)

[Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer/)

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> [Drink from the presence of saints, not from those other jars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/drink-from-the-presence-of-saints-not-from-those-other-jars/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/why-is-it-when-a-door-is-open-it-s-ajar-but-when-a-jar-is-open-it-s/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [I've never found that it jars to go back and forth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-elizabeth-mastrantonio/i-ve-never-found-that-it-jars-to-go-back-and-forth/)

[Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-elizabeth-mastrantonio/)

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> [Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/honey-a-man-can-t-keep-his-gun-in-a-cookie-jar-it-just-isn-t-done/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

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> [I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bloch/i-have-the-heart-of-a-child-i-keep-it-in-a-jar-on-my-shelf/)

[Robert Bloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bloch/)

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> [Jars neither of wine nor of water shall fail in the houses of the rich.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aeschylus/jars-neither-of-wine-nor-of-water-shall-fail-in-the-houses-of-the-rich/)

[Aeschylus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aeschylus/)

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> [An unfree mind is just like a windmill inside the bell jar!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mehmet-murat-ildan/an-unfree-mind-is-just-like-a-windmill-inside-the-bell-jar/)

[Mehmet Murat Ildan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mehmet-murat-ildan/)

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> [Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-vine/now-did-you-know-if-a-stick-insect-laid-it-s-eggs-in-a-jar-of-bovril/)

[Tim Vine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-vine/)

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> [I placed a jar in Tennessee, And round it was, upon a hill. It made the slovenly wilderness Surround that hill.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wallace-stevens/i-placed-a-jar-in-tennessee-and-round-it-was-upon-a-hill-it-made-the/)

[Wallace Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wallace-stevens/)

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> [Drink your fill when the jar is first opened, and when it is nearly done, but be sparing when it is half-empty;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hesiod/drink-your-fill-when-the-jar-is-first-opened-and-when-it-is-nearly/)

[Hesiod](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hesiod/)

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> [There are times when the mirth of others only saddens us, especially the mirth of children with high spirits, that jar on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-bulwer-lytton-1st-baron-lytton/there-are-times-when-the-mirth-of-others-only-saddens-us-especially/)

[Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-bulwer-lytton-1st-baron-lytton/)

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> [There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ogden-nash/there-was-a-young-man-of-herne-bay-who-was-making-some-fireworks-one/)

[Ogden Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ogden-nash/)

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> [When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-carrying-a-jar-of-honey-to-give-to-a-friend-for-his-birthday-don/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-fey/pissing-in-jars-they-had-never-been-handed-a-fifteen-year-old-kotex/)

[Tina Fey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-fey/)

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> [Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it we die, lose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalie-goldberg/life-is-not-orderly-no-matter-how-we-try-to-make-it-so-right-in-the/)

[Natalie Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natalie-goldberg/)

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> [Garlic is divine. Few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly. Misuse of garlic is a crime...Please, treat your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/garlic-is-divine-few-food-items-can-taste-so-many-distinct-ways/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [It is quite common to hear high officials in Washington and elsewhere speak of changing the map of the Middle East, as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-is-quite-common-to-hear-high-officials-in-washington-and-elsewhere/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [We are pain and what cures pain, both. We are the sweet cold water and the jar that pours. I want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/we-are-pain-and-what-cures-pain-both-we-are-the-sweet-cold-water-and/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [What we found was that of the people who stopped when there were 24 different flavors of jam out on display only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheena-iyengar/what-we-found-was-that-of-the-people-who-stopped-when-there-were-24/)

[Sheena Iyengar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheena-iyengar/)

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> [You take a handful of rocks and put them in a jar. Then once a week, you take one tiny pebble out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharyn-mccrumb/you-take-a-handful-of-rocks-and-put-them-in-a-jar-then-once-a-week/)

[Sharyn McCrumb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharyn-mccrumb/)

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> [I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-thought-i-d-go-to-a-craft-fair-and-there-would-be-a-jar-of/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

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> [We are the mirror as well as the face in it. We are tasting the taste this minute of eternity. We are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/we-are-the-mirror-as-well-as-the-face-in-it-we-are-tasting-the-taste/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [The spirit is so near that you can't see it! But reach for it... don't be a jar, full of water, whose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/the-spirit-is-so-near-that-you-can-t-see-it-but-reach-for-it-don-t-be/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [In 1847 I gave an address at Newton, Mass., before a Teachers' Institute conducted by Horace Mann. My subject was grasshoppers. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-agassiz/in-1847-i-gave-an-address-at-newton-mass-before-a-teachers-institute/)

[Louis Agassiz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-agassiz/)

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> [For if Jack Buggit could escape from the pickle jar, if a bird with a broken neck could fly away, what else…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-proulx/for-if-jack-buggit-could-escape-from-the-pickle-jar-if-a-bird-with-a/)

[Annie Proulx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-proulx/)

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> [We are the mirror, as well as the face in it. We are tasting the taste of eternity this minute. We are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/we-are-the-mirror-as-well-as-the-face-in-it-we-are-tasting-the-taste-2/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?' Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/igor-said-moist-you-have-an-igor-oh-yes-said-hubert-that-s-how-i-get/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [I think it’s because there's quite a few of us now but because we’re less frequent than American actors - because Hollywood…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/callan-mcauliffe/i-think-it-s-because-there-s-quite-a-few-of-us-now-but-because-we-re/)

[Callan McAuliffe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/callan-mcauliffe/)

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> [Stories are thick with meanings. You can fall in love with a story for what you think it says, but you can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-fletcher/stories-are-thick-with-meanings-you-can-fall-in-love-with-a-story-for/)

[Susan Fletcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-fletcher/)

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> [When I was a little girl, I used to try and bring sunshine to my mother. I felt so bad that she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/when-i-was-a-little-girl-i-used-to-try-and-bring-sunshine-to-my/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Believe me, I know all about bottle acoustics. I spent much of the sixth century in an old sesame oil jar, corked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-stroud/believe-me-i-know-all-about-bottle-acoustics-i-spent-much-of-the/)

[Jonathan Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-stroud/)

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> [The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-davies/the-dutch-look-like-a-huge-jar-of-marmalade/)

[Barry Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-davies/)

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> [We are all jars of clay, fragile and poor, yet we carry within us an immense treasure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pope-francis/we-are-all-jars-of-clay-fragile-and-poor-yet-we-carry-within-us-an/)

[Pope Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pope-francis/)

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> [I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iggy-pop/i-have-no-idea-why-a-guy-would-bring-a-jar-of-peanut-butter-to-a/)

[Iggy Pop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iggy-pop/)

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> [Body and soul, like peevish man and wife, United jar, and yet are loth to part.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-young/body-and-soul-like-peevish-man-and-wife-united-jar-and-yet-are-loth/)

[Edward Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-young/)

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> [Every object, every being...is a jar full of delight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rumi/every-object-every-being-is-a-jar-full-of-delight/)

[Rumi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rumi/)

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> [Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-cummings/sometimes-at-drive-thrus-i-go-into-winnie-the-pooh-and-ask-for-a-jar/)

[Jim Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-cummings/)

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> [We can let the energy of love flow instead of placing it in a jar and leaving it aside.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paulo-coelho/we-can-let-the-energy-of-love-flow-instead-of-placing-it-in-a-jar-and/)

[Paulo Coelho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paulo-coelho/)

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> [“I was able to preserve my integrity, in jars along with strawberries.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-was-able-to-preserve-my-integrity-in-jars-along-with-strawberries/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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## Top authors on Jars

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-sylvia-plath-88486.jpg) Sylvia Plath 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jars/sylvia-plath/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rumi-81702.jpg) Rumi 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jars/rumi/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-sheena-iyengar-84731.jpg) Sheena Iyengar 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jars/sheena-iyengar/)

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                        "text": "For if Jack Buggit could escape from the pickle jar, if a bird with a broken neck could fly away, what else might be possible? Water may be older than light, diamonds crack in hot goat's blood, mountaintops give off cold fire, forests appear in mid-ocean, it may happen that a crab is caught with the shadow of a hand on its back, and that the wind be imprisoned in a bit of knotted string. And it may be that love sometimes occurs without pain or misery.",
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                        "text": "We are the mirror, as well as the face in it. We are tasting the taste of eternity this minute. We are pain and what cures pain. We are the sweet cold water and the jar that pours. Soul of the world, no life, nor world remain, no beautiful women and men longing. Only this ancient love circling the holy black stone of nothing. Where the lover is the loved, the horizon and everything within it.",
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                        "text": "Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?' Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!' Ha ha,' agreed Moist. Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-' Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed. Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled.",
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                        "text": "The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade.",
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