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> [Angela spared a glare for Kami, and then resumed her marathon glaring session at Jared. 'It's too weird. I'm going to call you Carl.' Jared scowled. 'I don't want you to call me Carl.' 'That's interesting, Carl,' said Angela, cheering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-rees-brennan/angela-spared-a-glare-for-kami-and-then-resumed-her-marathon-glaring/)

[Sarah Rees Brennan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-rees-brennan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1da/sarah-rees-brennan-994_angela_angela-spared-a-glare-for-kami-and-then_642855.png)

> [“You're sadly fucked up. And really homo, too." Jared scowled. "Bisexual, fuck you very much, and unless I yank your dong it's none of your business anyway.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theda-black/you-re-sadly-fucked-up-and-really-homo-too-jared-scowled-bisexual/)

[Theda Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theda-black/)

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