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title: "Best Jake Sayings"
description: "Browse 136 Jake quotes by 69 authors. Discover the best Jake sayings and thoughts."
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> [ Jake \[Roberts\] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/jake-roberts-is-feeling-a-little-under-the-weather-he-has-bar-thritis/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [“The woman who preaches has poison religion. Let the respectable ones go”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/the-woman-who-preaches-has-poison-religion-let-the-respectable-ones-go/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [The T.D. Jakes Relationship Bible: Life Lessons on Relationships from the Inspired Word of God.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-d-jakes/the-t-d-jakes-relationship-bible-life-lessons-on-relationships-from/)

[T. D. Jakes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-d-jakes/)

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> [“Plus there was the standard French insult of ignoring your French and answering in English.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/plus-there-was-the-standard-french-insult-of-ignoring-your-french-and/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/save-the-people-you-love-who-cares-about-the-rest-of-the-world-uncle/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [We made it,' he shouted. 'Not bad for a prison break, eh?' 'Good thinking Jake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/we-made-it-he-shouted-not-bad-for-a-prison-break-eh-good-thinking-jake/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [“I'm still bothered. You're French. If you lot stopped bothering the coffee and tobacco industries would collapse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/i-m-still-bothered-you-re-french-if-you-lot-stopped-bothering-the/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [“It would have been effortless for us, comfortable, easy as breathing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/it-would-have-been-effortless-for-us-comfortable-easy-as-breathing/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [Dan," she said. "I'm worried about him. It's not right that a thirteen-year-old knows as much as he does bout stealing things."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roland-smith/dan-she-said-i-m-worried-about-him-it-s-not-right-that-a-thirteen/)

[Roland Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roland-smith/)

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> [Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-applegate/battles-that-involve-oatmeal-are-just-never-going-to-end-up-being/)

[Katherine Applegate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-applegate/)

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> [“Rebecca tilted her face up to Jake and she felt his lips brushing lightly against hers. Then his lips were beside her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorraine-heath/rebecca-tilted-her-face-up-to-jake-and-she-felt-his-lips-brushing/)

[Lorraine Heath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorraine-heath/)

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> [It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I suppose, a psychopathic spree killer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/it-could-be-worse-he-said-finally-efrenia-married-an-arsonist-jake-s/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [I've always been kind of a mutt creatively. I started off in journalism, and I've actually done more police and procedural shows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-michael-straczynski/i-ve-always-been-kind-of-a-mutt-creatively-i-started-off-in/)

[J. Michael Straczynski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-michael-straczynski/)

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> [“Jake? Do me a favor. Don't ever say 'so far, so good'. The only time anyone ever says 'so far, so good'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-applegate/jake-do-me-a-favor-don-t-ever-say-so-far-so-good-the-only-time-anyone/)

[Katherine Applegate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-applegate/)

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> [Edward: It wasn't the worst night of my life. Jake: Did it make the top ten? Edward: Possibly. But, if I had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/edward-it-wasn-t-the-worst-night-of-my-life-jake-did-it-make-the-top/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [“There was murder, there was rape, there were unspeakable practices, and all of them were for the good, the bloody good, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/there-was-murder-there-was-rape-there-were-unspeakable-practices-and/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [With these words Jake had let go of me. Which proved that he knew more about why I was leaving than even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/with-these-words-jake-had-let-go-of-me-which-proved-that-he-knew-more/)

[Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/)

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> [Jake was close to tears. In that moment he saw the world in its true light, as a place where nothing had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kingsley-amis/jake-was-close-to-tears-in-that-moment-he-saw-the-world-in-its-true/)

[Kingsley Amis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kingsley-amis/)

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> [“You don't have to lie to me to be nice, Jake. You can just say, 'Wow, your nails look crappy.'" I did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-reinhardt/you-don-t-have-to-lie-to-me-to-be-nice-jake-you-can-just-say-wow-your/)

[Liz Reinhardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-reinhardt/)

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> [Jake La Botz is a creator of dark poetry and haunting song, the kind of music that gets in your bones and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-stahl/jake-la-botz-is-a-creator-of-dark-poetry-and-haunting-song-the-kind/)

[Jerry Stahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-stahl/)

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> [All I can say is Bishop Jakes would not currently accept the designation of Prosperity Preacher or Word of Faith Preacher as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-macdonald/all-i-can-say-is-bishop-jakes-would-not-currently-accept-the/)

[James MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-macdonald/)

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> [“...When she'd skillfully turned it back towards the herd, Rebecca lifted an arm to wave at Jake, her smile vis­ible even from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorraine-heath/when-she-d-skillfully-turned-it-back-towards-the-herd-rebecca-lifted/)

[Lorraine Heath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorraine-heath/)

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> [Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/leah-that-is-easily-the-freakin-grossest-thing-i-ve-ever-heard-in-my/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [“I did not ask you out. But I would seriously think about not shooting you down if you asked me. Nicely." I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-reinhardt/i-did-not-ask-you-out-but-i-would-seriously-think-about-not-shooting/)

[Liz Reinhardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-reinhardt/)

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> [Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled welcome. Jake kicked my ankle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/kevin-refilled-my-plastic-cup-with-more-box-wine-i-smiled-thanks/)

[Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/)

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> [“Her eyes shot up to his, expressing gratitude. He ignored the pain her obvious relief brought him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorraine-heath/her-eyes-shot-up-to-his-expressing-gratitude-he-ignored-the-pain-her/)

[Lorraine Heath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorraine-heath/)

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> [“Okay, so, you know that photo shoot Parker did a while back?” “The one where he wore the earth’s luckiest pair of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/okay-so-you-know-that-photo-shoot-parker-did-a-while-back-the-one/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

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> [Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/thou-whoreson-zed-thou-unnecessary-letter-my-lord-if-you-will-give-me/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [“Elfangor laughed in my mind. "You don't have to give up your principles to win. Isn't there always an alternative to sacrifice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-a-applegate/elfangor-laughed-in-my-mind-you-don-t-have-to-give-up-your-principles/)

[K. A. Applegate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-a-applegate/)

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> [One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwayne-johnson/one-of-the-skills-i-had-to-learn-and-become-proficient-in-is-kissing/)

[Dwayne Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwayne-johnson/)

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> [The worst part is that I saw the whole thing -- our whole life. And I want it bad, Jake, I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/the-worst-part-is-that-i-saw-the-whole-thing-our-whole-life-and-i/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [Don’t worry if I lay my head back and start to snore while we’re flying. It’s normal. I’m just here in case…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/don-t-worry-if-i-lay-my-head-back-and-start-to-snore-while-we-re/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [I have these surreal moments where I’m like ‘I’m pregnant with Jake Gyllenhaal’s baby’ and ‘I’m telling Robert Pattinson that he smells…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-gadon/i-have-these-surreal-moments-where-i-m-like-i-m-pregnant-with-jake/)

[Sarah Gadon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-gadon/)

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> [Rude poets of the tavern hearth, squandering your unquoted mirth, which keeps the ground, and never soars, while jake retorts, and reuben…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/rude-poets-of-the-tavern-hearth-squandering-your-unquoted-mirth-which/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [“Parker didn’t so much melt against him as he tried to inhabit the same skin Jake was wearing, and Jake wasn’t going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/parker-didn-t-so-much-melt-against-him-as-he-tried-to-inhabit-the/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

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> [“Jake?" "Mmm?" "I like it when you spend the day thinking." He brought his head up, twinkling eyes and a mischie­vous grin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorraine-heath/jake-mmm-i-like-it-when-you-spend-the-day-thinking-he-brought-his/)

[Lorraine Heath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorraine-heath/)

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> [I'm not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal's baby. I'm not a major fashionista. I'm not going through a lesbian phase. I'm just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-banks/i-m-not-trying-to-have-jake-gyllenhaal-s-baby-i-m-not-a-major/)

[Elizabeth Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-banks/)

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> [“Someone could have told me," he finally said, feeling and sounding both miserable and pathetic. "Oh, honey, I knew you were dumb,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/someone-could-have-told-me-he-finally-said-feeling-and-sounding-both/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

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> [Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/jake-leaned-on-the-horn-swearing-loudly-gina-covered-her-eyes-doc/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

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> [“A large praying mantis was performing ablutions on the springy stem of the kid's cowlick. The gunslinger snorted laughter-the first in gods…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/a-large-praying-mantis-was-performing-ablutions-on-the-springy-stem/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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## Top authors on Jake

- [Lorraine Heath 13 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/lorraine-heath/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-glen-duncan-38776.jpg) Glen Duncan 12 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/glen-duncan/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-stephenie-meyer-87156.jpg) Stephenie Meyer 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/stephenie-meyer/)
- [Stephen King 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/stephen-king-2/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-josh-lanyon-53587.jpg) Josh Lanyon 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/josh-lanyon/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jerry-lawler-49112.jpg) Jerry Lawler 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/jerry-lawler/)
- [Ashlyn Kane 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/ashlyn-kane/)

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                        "text": "“You don't have to lie to me to be nice, Jake. You can just say, 'Wow, your nails look crappy.'\" I did my best boy voice. \"Well, I will tell you that's a crappy imitation of my voice.\" He smiled so wide I could see his eyetooth from across the table. \"But you've got to know you're totally hot, chipped nails and all.\" He burned beet red all the way to the roots of his hair. \"Man, you get me to say some embarrassing stuff, Brenna.\" He rubbed his hand on the back of his neck. \"Hey, don't blame me when you feel moved to make strange declarations.”",
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