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title: "2 Jake Quotes By Meg Cabot"
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> [“What the hell were you thinking?" Sleepy demanded. "Did Pamela Anderson die and leave an opening on the Baywatch rescue squad or something?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/what-the-hell-were-you-thinking-sleepy-demanded-did-pamela-anderson/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/359/meg-cabot-460_jake_what-the-hell-were-you-thinking-sleepy-d_471788.png)

> [Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my lap, and Dopey, to my great surprise, began to scream like a girl, very close to my ear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/jake-leaned-on-the-horn-swearing-loudly-gina-covered-her-eyes-doc/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/354/meg-cabot-460_arms_jake-leaned-on-the-horn-swearing-loudly_2021511.png)

## Other authors on Jake

## More by Meg Cabot

> [And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too and not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/and-i-like-a-good-horror-story-as-much-as-the-next-person-so-long-as/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [My family, they're story tellers. My mom is Irish, and my dad is Italian. In my family, we weren't allowed to watch TV while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/my-family-they-re-story-tellers-my-mom-is-irish-and-my-dad-is-italian/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/courage-is-not-the-absence-of-fear-but-rather-the-judgement-that/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [“No one has ever died of embarrassment-never, not once in the whole history of time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/no-one-has-ever-died-of-embarrassment-never-not-once-in-the-whole/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [What's the point? was my attitude. We're all just going to die and then NOT be let on the boat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/what-s-the-point-was-my-attitude-we-re-all-just-going-to-die-and-then/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [Meg Cabot is the best author ever](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/meg-cabot-is-the-best-author-ever/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [oh my god, she said are you going to be reasonable about this?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/oh-my-god-she-said-are-you-going-to-be-reasonable-about-this/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's competely sweet and adorable." I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/nikki-brandon-s-never-hurt-anyone-he-s-competely-sweet-and-adorable-i/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [“Very little in life if fair, Susannah”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/very-little-in-life-if-fair-susannah/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [“Of course it’s real, you bloody git,” Frank said to the young man behind the fruit cart, who had apparently questioned the legitimacy of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/of-course-it-s-real-you-bloody-git-frank-said-to-the-young-man-behind/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [Strong female characters - even if they don't necessarily make the same decisions that we might - make such great narrative material, especially when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/strong-female-characters-even-if-they-don-t-necessarily-make-the-same/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [“Communication goes two ways. Somebody has to talk. And somebody has to listen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/communication-goes-two-ways-somebody-has-to-talk-and-somebody-has-to/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [“Cal: “I’m not presuming. I know exactly what you think about me. You think I’m an anal-retentive Armrest Nazi . . . an arrogant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/cal-i-m-not-presuming-i-know-exactly-what-you-think-about-me-you/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [High school sucks. People who say those were the best years of your life - those people are liars... Who wants the best years…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/high-school-sucks-people-who-say-those-were-the-best-years-of-your/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

> [And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/and-try-to-remember-what-we-discussed-susannah-a-mediator-is-someone/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

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