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title: "7 Jake Quotes By Jerry Lawler"
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> [The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/the-only-reason-jake-the-snake-roberts-doesn-t-drink-and-drive/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e0/jerry-lawler-7327_bumps_the-only-reason-jake-the-snake-roberts-d_347077.png)

> [Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/jake-the-snake-s-two-best-friends-are-jim-beam-jack-daniels/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e25/jerry-lawler-7327_beam_jake-the-snake-s-two-best-friends-are-ji_753821.png)

> [The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/the-only-reason-i-lost-to-aldo-montoya-was-the-intoxicating-fumes/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f83/jerry-lawler-7327_body_the-only-reason-i-lost-to-aldo-montoya-w_1222029.png)

> [ Jake \[Roberts\] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/jake-roberts-is-feeling-a-little-under-the-weather-he-has-bar-thritis/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e3/jerry-lawler-7327_bars_jake-roberts-is-feeling-a-little-under-t_1820895.png)

> [When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-most-people-get-drunk-they-see-snakes-but-when-snakes-get-drunk/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f1/jerry-lawler-7327_drunk_when-most-people-get-drunk-they-see-snak_1999861.png)

> [What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/what-do-jake-the-snake-roberts-and-a-beer-bottle-have-in-common-they/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/362/jerry-lawler-7327_beer_what-do-jake-the-snake-roberts-and-a-bee_2016848.png)

> [Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/jake-robert-s-wife-is-real-ugly-but-according-to-him-that-s-nothing-a/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83e/jerry-lawler-7327_jake_jake-robert-s-wife-is-real-ugly-but-acco_2103564.png)

## Other authors on Jake

## More by Jerry Lawler

> [But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/but-if-i-ve-heard-this-saying-once-i-ve-heard-it-a-thousand-times/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/get-that-strait-jacket-that-heidenreich-had-and-put-it-on-lita/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/in-this-day-and-time-with-no-competition-you-are-really-walking-a/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/what-s-twelve-inches-long-and-hangs-in-front-on-ass-mankind-s-tie/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/a-little-sex-on-tv-never-hurt-anyone-unless-you-fall-off/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/we-ve-finally-told-the-world-that-this-is-sports-entertainment-and-i/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/i-ve-been-here-for-nine-years-and-over-that-time-these-people-have/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/the-only-reason-jake-the-snake-roberts-doesn-t-drink-and-drive/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/speaking-of-birthday-suits-i-think-mae-young-s-needs-ironing/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-i-m-in-bed-with-a-woman-my-favorite-move-is-a-wrestling-hold/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/being-a-3-time-intercontinental-champion-doesn-t-make-you-a-great/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/you-know-how-i-impress-girls-at-the-gym-i-do-pull-ups-i-pull-up-in-a/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-you-were-born-and-your-mom-saw-your-face-and-your-rear-end-she/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [Is he dancing or having a seizure?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/is-he-dancing-or-having-a-seizure/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

> [Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/jake-the-snake-s-two-best-friends-are-jim-beam-jack-daniels/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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