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title: "136 Jake Quotes by 69 authors"
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> [“Thus began a break of undetermined length and meaning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacob-slichter/thus-began-a-break-of-undetermined-length-and-meaning/)

[Jacob Slichter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacob-slichter/)

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> [“The yeehaw explanation is we're too busy chasing meat'n'pussy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/the-yeehaw-explanation-is-we-re-too-busy-chasing-meat-n-pussy/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [I won't go hunting with you, Jake, but I'll go chasing women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-dean/i-won-t-go-hunting-with-you-jake-but-i-ll-go-chasing-women/)

[Jimmy Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-dean/)

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> [“The trap had a ghastly perfection”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/the-trap-had-a-ghastly-perfection/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [I'd rather be insane with you than sane without you. - Jake to Lydia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-kleypas/i-d-rather-be-insane-with-you-than-sane-without-you-jake-to-lydia/)

[Lisa Kleypas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-kleypas/)

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> [“There's a distinctive aural quality to lies. This didn't have it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/there-s-a-distinctive-aural-quality-to-lies-this-didn-t-have-it/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [“He didn't protest much. Evidently he had a penchant for surrender.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/he-didn-t-protest-much-evidently-he-had-a-penchant-for-surrender/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam &amp; Jack Daniels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/jake-the-snake-s-two-best-friends-are-jim-beam-jack-daniels/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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> [To be unforgiving is like to drink poison and wait for someone else to die!! Rev. TD Jakes (have I said how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/to-be-unforgiving-is-like-to-drink-poison-and-wait-for-someone-else/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You are the politest man I know, Jake Burnett." "Had politeness beat into me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorraine-heath/you-are-the-politest-man-i-know-jake-burnett-had-politeness-beat-into/)

[Lorraine Heath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorraine-heath/)

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> [“Nothing apparently, disturbed the mans air of having his mind on something more important than you. You wanted to slap him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/nothing-apparently-disturbed-the-mans-air-of-having-his-mind-on/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/but-dad-we-can-t-leave-uncle-jake-is-hurt-daphne-said-besides-that-s/)

[Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/)

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> [“Jake, if you could stand the idea of getting inked, you'd have a pink triangle tattooed across your chest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/jake-if-you-could-stand-the-idea-of-getting-inked-you-d-have-a-pink/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

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> [She suspects her husband, Jake, might be gay." "Did you suggest she ask him?" Mom laughed. "Of course not. Business is slow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lutz/she-suspects-her-husband-jake-might-be-gay-did-you-suggest-she-ask/)

[Lisa Lutz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lutz/)

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> [“I almost envy your horse," she said, "because these thighs hug him all day." -Rebecca to Jake”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorraine-heath/i-almost-envy-your-horse-she-said-because-these-thighs-hug-him-all/)

[Lorraine Heath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorraine-heath/)

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> [“I'm independent and strong, but sometimes...just sometimes, it's nice to be taken case of. It's nice to be made to feel like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-towle/i-m-independent-and-strong-but-sometimes-just-sometimes-it-s-nice-to/)

[Samantha Towle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-towle/)

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> [Shrugging out of the damaged shirt, Jake said roughly, “I still dream about you.” “I have nightmares about you.” I dragged my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/shrugging-out-of-the-damaged-shirt-jake-said-roughly-i-still-dream/)

[Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/)

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> [“What the hell were you thinking?" Sleepy demanded. "Did Pamela Anderson die and leave an opening on the Baywatch rescue squad or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/what-the-hell-were-you-thinking-sleepy-demanded-did-pamela-anderson/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

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> [ \[Hank in the Sex Tape\] such a fun part. That's how Jake Kasdan and I ended up doing The Grinder together, because… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-lowe/hank-in-the-sex-tape-such-a-fun-part-that-s-how-jake-kasdan-and-i/)

[Rob Lowe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-lowe/)

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> [I've been all over the world, and to be in Milan and see guys dressed as Jake and Elwood is amazing. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-landis/i-ve-been-all-over-the-world-and-to-be-in-milan-and-see-guys-dressed/)

[John Landis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-landis/)

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> [Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dr-seuss/waiting-for-the-fish-to-bite-or-waiting-for-wind-to-fly-a-kite-or/)

[Dr. Seuss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dr-seuss/)

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> [Do you still do the clubs?” Jake shakes his head. “You do the clubs because you can’t find what you need at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/do-you-still-do-the-clubs-jake-shakes-his-head-you-do-the-clubs/)

[Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/)

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> [“Can I..." He stopped and his jaw flexed. "Can I kiss you?" I didn't answer, and he didn't wait for me to.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-reinhardt/can-i-he-stopped-and-his-jaw-flexed-can-i-kiss-you-i-didn-t-answer/)

[Liz Reinhardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-reinhardt/)

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> [I have church on Sunday.” “Of course you do.” “You’re welcome to come along.” “Thanks, but I’m allergic to incense.” “That’s a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexandra-adornetto/i-have-church-on-sunday-of-course-you-do-you-re-welcome-to-come-along/)

[Alexandra Adornetto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexandra-adornetto/)

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> [I love mysteries. To fall into a mystery and its danger ... everything becomes so intense in those moments. When most mysteries…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lynch/i-love-mysteries-to-fall-into-a-mystery-and-its-danger-everything/)

[David Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-lynch/)

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> [No offense to the other people that we work with, but we spend 14-hour days with each other. You're dying for some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-greenfield/no-offense-to-the-other-people-that-we-work-with-but-we-spend-14-hour/)

[Max Greenfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-greenfield/)

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> [I think I'm better than Jake (Shields), I think I should be fighting for the title, but I've been given a huge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-fitch/i-think-i-m-better-than-jake-shields-i-think-i-should-be-fighting-for/)

[Jon Fitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-fitch/)

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> [Honestly, I'm one of the ones who is least like my character, just because I like to make people laugh and have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacob-artist/honestly-i-m-one-of-the-ones-who-is-least-like-my-character-just/)

[Jacob Artist](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacob-artist/)

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> [“I was proud of you today, handling William Long the way you did." Her fingers stilled. "What did you think of him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorraine-heath/i-was-proud-of-you-today-handling-william-long-the-way-you-did-her/)

[Lorraine Heath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorraine-heath/)

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> [He gives me a kiss that barely touches my lips – it means nothing or everything. After he’s gone, I think, Happy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-bank/he-gives-me-a-kiss-that-barely-touches-my-lips-it-means-nothing-or/)

[Melissa Bank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-bank/)

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> [I'm doing the same thing and it's a hundred times bigger and a hundred times better. So if your going to make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-worthington/i-m-doing-the-same-thing-and-it-s-a-hundred-times-bigger-and-a/)

[Sam Worthington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-worthington/)

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> [It's just that, I know how you're unhappy a lot. And, maybe it doesn't help anything, but I wanted you to know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/it-s-just-that-i-know-how-you-re-unhappy-a-lot-and-maybe-it-doesn-t/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [“Afterwards, sitting on my bunk, I cried. I read somewhere that when you’re a kid it’s people’s cruelty that makes you cry,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/afterwards-sitting-on-my-bunk-i-cried-i-read-somewhere-that-when-you/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [“He ducked down under the wooden slats used to separate the stalls in the barn and crawled into the adjacent stall where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorraine-heath/he-ducked-down-under-the-wooden-slats-used-to-separate-the-stalls-in/)

[Lorraine Heath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorraine-heath/)

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> [Human beings are like detectives. They love a mystery. They love going where the mystery pulls them. What we don't like is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david/human-beings-are-like-detectives-they-love-a-mystery-they-love-going/)

[David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david/)

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> [“Miss Velvet." "Lord, darlin'. You're the only man in this state who would tip his hat to a whore." She ushered the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorraine-heath/miss-velvet-lord-darlin-you-re-the-only-man-in-this-state-who-would/)

[Lorraine Heath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorraine-heath/)

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> [There are no rules to attraction. Jake is nothing like who I wanted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simone-elkeles/there-are-no-rules-to-attraction-jake-is-nothing-like-who-i-wanted/)

[Simone Elkeles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simone-elkeles/)

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> [“I rather wished I'd stabbed him somewhere less awkward.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/i-rather-wished-i-d-stabbed-him-somewhere-less-awkward/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [“Don't kill me—you fucking cunt. Hot tip. If you're trying to get someone to not kill you, avoid calling him a fucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/don-t-kill-me-you-fucking-cunt-hot-tip-if-you-re-trying-to-get/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-lawler/when-most-people-get-drunk-they-see-snakes-but-when-snakes-get-drunk/)

[Jerry Lawler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-lawler/)

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## Top authors on Jake

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                        "text": "“Miss Velvet.\" \"Lord, darlin'. You're the only man in this state who would tip his hat to a whore.\" She ushered the other women along and stopped beside Jake. \"You haven't been back to see me, darlin'.\" \"No, ma'am.\" \"You won't be coming back to see me, will you?\" He shook his head. \"No, ma'am. I won't.\" She smiled, a warm, pretty smile. \"It's just as well. A man like you, darlin', shouldn't have to pay a woman. You take care of yourself now, you hear?\" He returned her smile. \"Yes, ma'am. I will.\" She reached out, touching the raised comer of his mouth with the tip of her finger. \"Lord, darlin', I don't know how any woman could walk away from that smile.”",
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