--- title: "12 Jake Quotes By Glen Duncan" description: "12 Jake quotes by Glen Duncan. Plus more from Glen Duncan and more Jake sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/840/glen-duncan-1307_jake_the-yeehaw-explanation-is-we-re-too-busy_1805585.png" --- > [“The yeehaw explanation is we're too busy chasing meat'n'pussy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/the-yeehaw-explanation-is-we-re-too-busy-chasing-meat-n-pussy/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/840/glen-duncan-1307_jake_the-yeehaw-explanation-is-we-re-too-busy_1805585.png) > [“There's a distinctive aural quality to lies. This didn't have it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/there-s-a-distinctive-aural-quality-to-lies-this-didn-t-have-it/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c26/glen-duncan-1307_jake_there-s-a-distinctive-aural-quality-to-l_2049453.png) > [“Speaking was temporarily beyond him, what with the testicular trauma and ass-stabbing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/speaking-was-temporarily-beyond-him-what-with-the-testicular-trauma/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/346/glen-duncan-1307_jake_speaking-was-temporarily-beyond-him-what_2565253.png) > [“He didn't protest much. Evidently he had a penchant for surrender.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/he-didn-t-protest-much-evidently-he-had-a-penchant-for-surrender/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9a/glen-duncan-1307_jake_he-didn-t-protest-much-evidently-he-had_2230070.png) > [“You're fond, I imagine of your right eye? I mean, you've gone to the trouble of putting make up on it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/you-re-fond-i-imagine-of-your-right-eye-i-mean-you-ve-gone-to-the/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/glen-duncan-1307_imagine_you-re-fond-i-imagine-of-your-right-eye_2683566.png) > [“Plus there was the standard French insult of ignoring your French and answering in English.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/plus-there-was-the-standard-french-insult-of-ignoring-your-french-and/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/929/glen-duncan-1307_jake_plus-there-was-the-standard-french-insul_3085715.png) > [“I rather wished I'd stabbed him somewhere less awkward.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/i-rather-wished-i-d-stabbed-him-somewhere-less-awkward/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5da/glen-duncan-1307_awkward_i-rather-wished-i-d-stabbed-him-somewher_465127.png) > [“Nothing apparently, disturbed the mans air of having his mind on something more important than you. You wanted to slap him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/nothing-apparently-disturbed-the-mans-air-of-having-his-mind-on/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/128/glen-duncan-1307_disturbed_nothing-apparently-disturbed-the-mans-ai_1046167.png) > [“Don't kill me—you fucking cunt. Hot tip. If you're trying to get someone to not kill you, avoid calling him a fucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/don-t-kill-me-you-fucking-cunt-hot-tip-if-you-re-trying-to-get/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd4/glen-duncan-1307_cunt_don-t-kill-me-you-fucking-cunt-hot-tip-i_367221.png) > [“For the love of Mary, I get it, she's got a nifty twat. Tell me what I need to know and you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/for-the-love-of-mary-i-get-it-she-s-got-a-nifty-twat-tell-me-what-i/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/glen-duncan-1307_jake_for-the-love-of-mary-i-get-it-she-s-got_1104126.png) > [“I'm still bothered. You're French. If you lot stopped bothering the coffee and tobacco industries would collapse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/i-m-still-bothered-you-re-french-if-you-lot-stopped-bothering-the/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eea/glen-duncan-1307_bothered_i-m-still-bothered-you-re-french-if-you_2501792.png) > [“Afterwards, sitting on my bunk, I cried. I read somewhere that when you’re a kid it’s people’s cruelty that makes you cry,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/afterwards-sitting-on-my-bunk-i-cried-i-read-somewhere-that-when-you/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbd/glen-duncan-1307_cried_afterwards-sitting-on-my-bunk-i-cried-i_147563.jpg) ## Other authors on Jake ## More by Glen Duncan > [Nineteenth-century English literature I know; 19th-century sewage systems, not so much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/nineteenth-century-english-literature-i-know-19th-century-sewage/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [“For the longest time the romantic explanation for low rates of female infection endured: Possession of a womb, it was supposed, conferred a gentleness…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/for-the-longest-time-the-romantic-explanation-for-low-rates-of-female/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [“The question 'What was there before creation?' is meaningless. Time is a property of creation, therefore before creation there was no before creation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/the-question-what-was-there-before-creation-is-meaningless-time-is-a/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [“The beauty spot by her lip was one of a dozen or so scattered over her body. My new constellations.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/the-beauty-spot-by-her-lip-was-one-of-a-dozen-or-so-scattered-over/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [Fairy tales read before bed tend to make me dream. They're all quite violent stories, as are my dreams.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/fairy-tales-read-before-bed-tend-to-make-me-dream-they-re-all-quite/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [I don’t know where the universe came from or what happens to creatures when they die. I don’t know if the whole thing’s an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/i-don-t-know-where-the-universe-came-from-or-what-happens-to/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [In a fit of pique, I said to my agent, 'I'm going to write something you can sell.' The idea was to write a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/in-a-fit-of-pique-i-said-to-my-agent-i-m-going-to-write-something-you/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [“The Mortals are free, Lucifer. What they've done they've done from within themselves. - Raphael”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/the-mortals-are-free-lucifer-what-they-ve-done-they-ve-done-from/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [One day the ordinariness will be terminally punctuated by the extraordinary full stop of death.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/one-day-the-ordinariness-will-be-terminally-punctuated-by-the/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [When I see gurgling retarded children (that's God's doing, by the way, not mine) happily styling their hair with their own stinking mards, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/when-i-see-gurgling-retarded-children-that-s-god-s-doing-by-the-way/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [“She understood the genre constraints, the decencies we were supposed to be observing. The morally cosy vision allows the embrace of monstrosity only as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/she-understood-the-genre-constraints-the-decencies-we-were-supposed/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [“Show us the world's not the way we thought it was and part of us rejoices.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/show-us-the-world-s-not-the-way-we-thought-it-was-and-part-of-us/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [“It’s just what you’re stuck with, the lousy furniture you can’t change. The educated me knows hell’s nothing, a fiction I happened to inherit.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/it-s-just-what-you-re-stuck-with-the-lousy-furniture-you-can-t-change/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [“Afterwards, sitting on my bunk, I cried. I read somewhere that when you’re a kid it’s people’s cruelty that makes you cry, then when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/afterwards-sitting-on-my-bunk-i-cried-i-read-somewhere-that-when-you/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) > [“The absurdity of it, she thought, this quest for the love of a man who was her equal. She loathed herself for it. She…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/the-absurdity-of-it-she-thought-this-quest-for-the-love-of-a-man-who/) [Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/glen-duncan/#itemlist", "name": "12 Jake Quotes By Glen Duncan", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The yeehaw explanation is we're too busy chasing meat'n'pussy.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/the-yeehaw-explanation-is-we-re-too-busy-chasing-meat-n-pussy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/840/glen-duncan-1307_jake_the-yeehaw-explanation-is-we-re-too-busy_1805585.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/840/glen-duncan-1307_jake_the-yeehaw-explanation-is-we-re-too-busy_1805585.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/840/glen-duncan-1307_jake_the-yeehaw-explanation-is-we-re-too-busy_1805585.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The yeehaw explanation is we're too busy chasing meat'n'pussy.” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“There's a distinctive aural quality to lies. This didn't have it.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/there-s-a-distinctive-aural-quality-to-lies-this-didn-t-have-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c26/glen-duncan-1307_jake_there-s-a-distinctive-aural-quality-to-l_2049453.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c26/glen-duncan-1307_jake_there-s-a-distinctive-aural-quality-to-l_2049453.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c26/glen-duncan-1307_jake_there-s-a-distinctive-aural-quality-to-l_2049453.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There's a distinctive aural quality to lies. This didn't have it.” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Speaking was temporarily beyond him, what with the testicular trauma and ass-stabbing.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/speaking-was-temporarily-beyond-him-what-with-the-testicular-trauma/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/346/glen-duncan-1307_jake_speaking-was-temporarily-beyond-him-what_2565253.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/346/glen-duncan-1307_jake_speaking-was-temporarily-beyond-him-what_2565253.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/346/glen-duncan-1307_jake_speaking-was-temporarily-beyond-him-what_2565253.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Speaking was temporarily beyond him, what with the testicular trauma and ass-stabbing.” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“He didn't protest much. Evidently he had a penchant for surrender.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/he-didn-t-protest-much-evidently-he-had-a-penchant-for-surrender/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9a/glen-duncan-1307_jake_he-didn-t-protest-much-evidently-he-had_2230070.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9a/glen-duncan-1307_jake_he-didn-t-protest-much-evidently-he-had_2230070.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9a/glen-duncan-1307_jake_he-didn-t-protest-much-evidently-he-had_2230070.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He didn't protest much. Evidently he had a penchant for surrender.” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You're fond, I imagine of your right eye? I mean, you've gone to the trouble of putting make up on it.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/you-re-fond-i-imagine-of-your-right-eye-i-mean-you-ve-gone-to-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/glen-duncan-1307_imagine_you-re-fond-i-imagine-of-your-right-eye_2683566.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/glen-duncan-1307_imagine_you-re-fond-i-imagine-of-your-right-eye_2683566.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bff/glen-duncan-1307_imagine_you-re-fond-i-imagine-of-your-right-eye_2683566.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You're fond, I imagine of your right eye? I mean, you've gone to the trouble of putting make up on it.” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 6, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Plus there was the standard French insult of ignoring your French and answering in English.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/plus-there-was-the-standard-french-insult-of-ignoring-your-french-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/929/glen-duncan-1307_jake_plus-there-was-the-standard-french-insul_3085715.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/929/glen-duncan-1307_jake_plus-there-was-the-standard-french-insul_3085715.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/929/glen-duncan-1307_jake_plus-there-was-the-standard-french-insul_3085715.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Plus there was the standard French insult of ignoring your French and answering in English.” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I rather wished I'd stabbed him somewhere less awkward.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/i-rather-wished-i-d-stabbed-him-somewhere-less-awkward/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5da/glen-duncan-1307_awkward_i-rather-wished-i-d-stabbed-him-somewher_465127.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5da/glen-duncan-1307_awkward_i-rather-wished-i-d-stabbed-him-somewher_465127.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5da/glen-duncan-1307_awkward_i-rather-wished-i-d-stabbed-him-somewher_465127.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I rather wished I'd stabbed him somewhere less awkward.” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Nothing apparently, disturbed the mans air of having his mind on something more important than you. You wanted to slap him.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/nothing-apparently-disturbed-the-mans-air-of-having-his-mind-on/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/128/glen-duncan-1307_disturbed_nothing-apparently-disturbed-the-mans-ai_1046167.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/128/glen-duncan-1307_disturbed_nothing-apparently-disturbed-the-mans-ai_1046167.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/128/glen-duncan-1307_disturbed_nothing-apparently-disturbed-the-mans-ai_1046167.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Nothing apparently, disturbed the mans air of having his mind on something more important than you. You…” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Don't kill me—you fucking cunt. Hot tip. If you're trying to get someone to not kill you, avoid calling him a fucking cunt.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/don-t-kill-me-you-fucking-cunt-hot-tip-if-you-re-trying-to-get/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd4/glen-duncan-1307_cunt_don-t-kill-me-you-fucking-cunt-hot-tip-i_367221.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd4/glen-duncan-1307_cunt_don-t-kill-me-you-fucking-cunt-hot-tip-i_367221.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd4/glen-duncan-1307_cunt_don-t-kill-me-you-fucking-cunt-hot-tip-i_367221.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Don't kill me—you fucking cunt. Hot tip. If you're trying to get someone to not kill you, avoid calling him…” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“For the love of Mary, I get it, she's got a nifty twat. Tell me what I need to know and you can go up there and try'n get back into it.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/for-the-love-of-mary-i-get-it-she-s-got-a-nifty-twat-tell-me-what-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/glen-duncan-1307_jake_for-the-love-of-mary-i-get-it-she-s-got_1104126.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/glen-duncan-1307_jake_for-the-love-of-mary-i-get-it-she-s-got_1104126.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/glen-duncan-1307_jake_for-the-love-of-mary-i-get-it-she-s-got_1104126.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“For the love of Mary, I get it, she's got a nifty twat. Tell me what I need to know and you can go up there…” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I'm still bothered. You're French. If you lot stopped bothering the coffee and tobacco industries would collapse.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/i-m-still-bothered-you-re-french-if-you-lot-stopped-bothering-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eea/glen-duncan-1307_bothered_i-m-still-bothered-you-re-french-if-you_2501792.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eea/glen-duncan-1307_bothered_i-m-still-bothered-you-re-french-if-you_2501792.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eea/glen-duncan-1307_bothered_i-m-still-bothered-you-re-french-if-you_2501792.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm still bothered. You're French. If you lot stopped bothering the coffee and tobacco industries would…” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Afterwards, sitting on my bunk, I cried. I read somewhere that when you’re a kid it’s people’s cruelty that makes you cry, then when you’re an adult it’s their kindness. I hadn’t realised until that moment how completely I’d given up any entitlement to kindness. And then when I saw Jake, so visibly strung out, looking so totally alone, the makeup felt cheap on my face, a stupid girl ’s gesture. (The girl’s still in there, waist-deep in the blood and guts of the monster’s victims. There might be something out there that’ll kill the girl but if so I can’t imagine what it could be.) Are you okay? I’m fine. Are you all right? I’m fine. Weeks of waiting and then when the moment comes you trade the plainest words. The nearness of him hurt, my heart, my head, my breasts, my womb, it felt like, started the wolf trying to tear itself free.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Glen Duncan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/afterwards-sitting-on-my-bunk-i-cried-i-read-somewhere-that-when-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbd/glen-duncan-1307_cried_afterwards-sitting-on-my-bunk-i-cried-i_147563.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbd/glen-duncan-1307_cried_afterwards-sitting-on-my-bunk-i-cried-i_147563.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbd/glen-duncan-1307_cried_afterwards-sitting-on-my-bunk-i-cried-i_147563.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Afterwards, sitting on my bunk, I cried. I read somewhere that when you’re a kid it’s people’s cruelty that…” — Glen Duncan", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/glen-duncan/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/glen-duncan/", "name": "Jake Quotes by Glen Duncan", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/glen-duncan/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/840/glen-duncan-1307_jake_the-yeehaw-explanation-is-we-re-too-busy_1805585.png" }, "description": "12 Jake quotes by Glen Duncan. Plus more from Glen Duncan and more Jake sayings from other authors.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/glen-duncan/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/glen-duncan/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Topics", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Jake", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "name": "Glen Duncan", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jake/glen-duncan/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```