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title: "5 Jake Quotes By Ashlyn Kane"
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> [“Parker didn’t so much melt against him as he tried to inhabit the same skin Jake was wearing, and Jake wasn’t going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/parker-didn-t-so-much-melt-against-him-as-he-tried-to-inhabit-the/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/155/ashlyn-kane-46050_jake_parker-didn-t-so-much-melt-against-him-a_1147879.jpg)

> [“Jake, if you could stand the idea of getting inked, you'd have a pink triangle tattooed across your chest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/jake-if-you-could-stand-the-idea-of-getting-inked-you-d-have-a-pink/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f65/ashlyn-kane-46050_jake_jake-if-you-could-stand-the-idea-of-gett_1323521.jpg)

> [“Someone could have told me," he finally said, feeling and sounding both miserable and pathetic. "Oh, honey, I knew you were dumb,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/someone-could-have-told-me-he-finally-said-feeling-and-sounding-both/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e3/ashlyn-kane-46050_allana_someone-could-have-told-me-he-finally-sa_1794496.jpg)

> [“Okay, so, you know that photo shoot Parker did a while back?” “The one where he wore the earth’s luckiest pair of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/okay-so-you-know-that-photo-shoot-parker-did-a-while-back-the-one/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ad/ashlyn-kane-46050_allana_okay-so-you-know-that-photo-shoot-parker_1922419.jpg)

> [“You know, people always look at that headline as me being "outed," but you can ask anyone, I couldn't even find a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/you-know-people-always-look-at-that-headline-as-me-being-outed-but/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98c/ashlyn-kane-46050_interviewer_you-know-people-always-look-at-that-head_1992677.jpg)

## Other authors on Jake

## More by Ashlyn Kane

> [“I know,” he said, very softly. “Let’s go home. Let’s go home, and you can tell me whatever you want, and I’ll believe you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/i-know-he-said-very-softly-let-s-go-home-let-s-go-home-and-you-can/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

> [“Pantycount for the evening is: 10 thongs, 2 boy shorts, 3 bikini briefs, 1 pair boxer shorts (represent!). There’s also something we can’t identify…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/pantycount-for-the-evening-is-10-thongs-2-boy-shorts-3-bikini-briefs/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

> [“Parker didn’t so much melt against him as he tried to inhabit the same skin Jake was wearing, and Jake wasn’t going to complain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/parker-didn-t-so-much-melt-against-him-as-he-tried-to-inhabit-the/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

> [“Jake, if you could stand the idea of getting inked, you'd have a pink triangle tattooed across your chest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/jake-if-you-could-stand-the-idea-of-getting-inked-you-d-have-a-pink/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

> [“Someone could have told me," he finally said, feeling and sounding both miserable and pathetic. "Oh, honey, I knew you were dumb, but this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/someone-could-have-told-me-he-finally-said-feeling-and-sounding-both/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

> [“Okay, so, you know that photo shoot Parker did a while back?” “The one where he wore the earth’s luckiest pair of jeans?” “Are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/okay-so-you-know-that-photo-shoot-parker-did-a-while-back-the-one/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

> [“You know, people always look at that headline as me being "outed," but you can ask anyone, I couldn't even find a closet with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/you-know-people-always-look-at-that-headline-as-me-being-outed-but/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

> [“On the left is Jimmy, our drummer. You can just see him under all the hair. Jimmy‟s a great guy. Dumber than a sack…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashlyn-kane/on-the-left-is-jimmy-our-drummer-you-can-just-see-him-under-all-the/)

[Ashlyn Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashlyn-kane/)

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