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> [“Chelsea was about as understated as a jackhammer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/chelsea-was-about-as-understated-as-a-jackhammer/)

[Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9a/kimberly-derting-2436_football_chelsea-was-about-as-understated-as-a-ja_2311871.jpg)

> [I'm your genetic jackhammer!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vince-mcmahon/i-m-your-genetic-jackhammer/)

[Vince McMahon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vince-mcmahon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fbd/vince-mcmahon-9365_funny_i-m-your-genetic-jackhammer-923049_923049.jpg)

> [If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-work-with-a-jackhammer-during-an-earthquake-stop-otherwise-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e90/anonymous-1_earthquakes_if-you-work-with-a-jackhammer-during-an_831387.jpg)

> [“Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roberto-hogue/leave-it-to-a-dude-to-roll-in-with-your-technique-but-use-a/)

[Roberto Hogue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roberto-hogue/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc1/roberto-hogue-22733_gentle_leave-it-to-a-dude-to-roll-in-with-your_1411087.jpg)

> [Dig until you hit rock. Then take out that jackhammer and go a little deeper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allison-brennan/dig-until-you-hit-rock-then-take-out-that-jackhammer-and-go-a-little/)

[Allison Brennan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allison-brennan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c7/allison-brennan-19071_deeper_dig-until-you-hit-rock-then-take-out-tha_1146443.png)

> [I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-think-one-of-the-most-groundbreaking-inventions-of-all-time-is-the/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc0/demetri-martin-511_all-time_i-think-one-of-the-most-groundbreaking-i_1424041.jpg)

> [Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bette-midler/rap-is-poetry-set-to-music-but-to-me-it-s-like-a-jackhammer/)

[Bette Midler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bette-midler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b0/bette-midler-1976_music_rap-is-poetry-set-to-music-but-to-me-it_2941414.jpg)

> [Logan: Where did you get a jackhammer? Patchy: Jackhammer store! Logan: Where did you get a cannon? Patchy: Cannon store!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-time-rush/logan-where-did-you-get-a-jackhammer-patchy-jackhammer-store-logan/)

[Big Time Rush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-time-rush/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/823/big-time-rush-8622_quote_logan-where-did-you-get-a-jackhammer-pat_2083584.jpg)

> [“Carrying a gun without also carrying something less forceful is a lot like having a jackhammer as your only tool.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-f-branca/carrying-a-gun-without-also-carrying-something-less-forceful-is-a-lot/)

[Andrew F. Branca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-f-branca/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/538/andrew-f-branca-105619_quote_carrying-a-gun-without-also-carrying-som_1768131.jpg)

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