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title: "11 Itch Quotes By Jarod Kintz"
description: "11 Itch quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Itch sayings from other authors."
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> [“I wear my underwear on the outside of my itch.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wear-my-underwear-on-the-outside-of-my-itch/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“I can scratch “scratch myself” off my list of things to do.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-can-scratch-scratch-myself-off-my-list-of-things-to-do/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-fingernail-itches-i-need-to-scratch-it-with-my-skin/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“A tickle, an itch, and a scratch walk into a bar while I was in the corner drinking a thermos full of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-tickle-an-itch-and-a-scratch-walk-into-a-bar-while-i-was-in-the/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/571/jarod-kintz-2_love_a-tickle-an-itch-and-a-scratch-walk-into_1732345.jpg)

> [“I’ve just begun to scratch the surface of my talent, and boy does my talent itch. It’s like a red mosquito bite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-ve-just-begun-to-scratch-the-surface-of-my-talent-and-boy-does-my/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-stitched-an-itch-to-my-side-as-far-as-surgeries-go-i-m-just-barely/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2c/jarod-kintz-2_itch_i-stitched-an-itch-to-my-side-as-far-as_782275.jpg)

> [“I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-enjoy-scratching-itches-on-my-body-with-my-beard-stubble-the-worst/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cca/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-enjoy-scratching-itches-on-my-body-wit_2086838.jpg)

> [“If I shed my skin like a shed, rather than a snake, then you might expect me to have shingles.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-i-shed-my-skin-like-a-shed-rather-than-a-snake-then-you-might/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d8/jarod-kintz-2_itch_if-i-shed-my-skin-like-a-shed-rather-tha_2887866.jpg)

> [“I named my car Itch, not because it’s all scratched up, though it is, but because it got under my skin without…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-named-my-car-itch-not-because-it-s-all-scratched-up-though-it-is/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e7/jarod-kintz-2_itch_i-named-my-car-itch-not-because-it-s-all_2378998.jpg)

> [“I have an itch. Wait, scratch that. That’s just a tickle that comes from being in love with someone who’s not in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-have-an-itch-wait-scratch-that-that-s-just-a-tickle-that-comes-from/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb9/jarod-kintz-2_itch_i-have-an-itch-wait-scratch-that-that-s_2499159.jpg)

> [“My fingers itch, and the more I scratch the more it tickles. Tickle, itch, tickle, itch, this whole experience reminds me of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-fingers-itch-and-the-more-i-scratch-the-more-it-tickles-tickle/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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## More by Jarod Kintz

> [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

> [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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