--- title: "4 Italy Quotes By Hidekaz Himaruya" description: "4 Italy quotes by Hidekaz Himaruya. Plus more from Hidekaz Himaruya and more Italy sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93b/hidekaz-himaruya-18309_quote_i-say-we-hit-italy-first-because-they-ca_14762.jpg" --- > [“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!" -America”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/i-say-we-hit-italy-first-because-they-can-t-drive-and-are-usually/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93b/hidekaz-himaruya-18309_quote_i-say-we-hit-italy-first-because-they-ca_14762.jpg) > [“This could vork... friends. Uh... ve don't have to kiss, do ve?" "Nope~ Unless you want to~" -Germany and Italy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/this-could-vork-friends-uh-ve-don-t-have-to-kiss-do-ve-nope-unless/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/808/hidekaz-himaruya-18309_quote_this-could-vork-friends-uh-ve-don-t-have_1879241.jpg) > [“Germany, Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces!" -Italy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/germany-germany-i-m-in-north-africa-right-now-and-i-can-t-tie-my-shoe/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a42/hidekaz-himaruya-18309_germany_germany-germany-i-m-in-north-africa-righ_2364234.jpg) > [“Germany, thanks for the water~ Now I can make pasta again~" -Italy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/germany-thanks-for-the-water-now-i-can-make-pasta-again-italy/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/462/hidekaz-himaruya-18309_gratitude_germany-thanks-for-the-water-now-i-can-m_2910765.jpg) ## Other authors on Italy - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-matteo-salvini-4384.jpg) Matteo Salvini 12 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/matteo-salvini/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b015/author-lapo-elkann-58538.jpg) Lapo Elkann 12 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/lapo-elkann/) - [Stefania Mattana 10 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/stefania-mattana/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-avery-brundage-15813.jpg) Mario Monti 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/mario-monti/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-gino-d-acampo-5671.jpg) Gino D'Acampo 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/gino-d-acampo/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-frances-mayes-35358.jpg) Frances Mayes 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/frances-mayes/) - [Beppe Grillo 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/beppe-grillo/) - [Paolo Gentiloni 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/paolo-gentiloni/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b017/author-matteo-renzi-65513.jpg) Matteo Renzi 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/matteo-renzi/) - [Jean F. Blashfield 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/jean-f-blashfield/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-e-m-forster-2-1148.jpg) E.M. Forster 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/e-m-forster-2/) - [Marilyn Tolhurst 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/marilyn-tolhurst/) ## More by Hidekaz Himaruya > [“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!" -America”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/i-say-we-hit-italy-first-because-they-can-t-drive-and-are-usually/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's comin' right at ya!" -Romano to Germany”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/this-weather-man-is-predicting-a-99-chance-of-shit-storm-and-it-s/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!" -America”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/ahahaha-listen-to-me-and-my-awesome-hero-voice-guys-china-i-choose/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“I mean seriously, I'm a virgin! What do you think they get virgin olive oil? The point is you do not want to shoot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/i-mean-seriously-i-m-a-virgin-what-do-you-think-they-get-virgin-olive/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“If you're a soldier-- even if you're French-- you're supposed to try very hard to escape captivity!" -Germany”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/if-you-re-a-soldier-even-if-you-re-french-you-re-supposed-to-try-very/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/ahhh-ahh-i-m-so-sorry-you-were-right-i-am-not-the-box-of-tomatoes/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!" (Italy)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/hello-to-you-i-am-the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy-i-come-in-peace-let-us-be/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“Long hair will send you to hell!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/long-hair-will-send-you-to-hell/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain (he was hung-over)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/why-won-t-the-light-just-shut-up-i-swear-i-ll-never-drink-again/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“Don't worry, I can hander it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/don-t-worry-i-can-hander-it/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano. Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/italy-it-s-been-a-while-since-i-slept-with-you-romano-romano-shut-up/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“So I captured Italy... but the only thing I hear from him is ze singing und ze laughing und vierd accents." -Germany”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/so-i-captured-italy-but-the-only-thing-i-hear-from-him-is-ze-singing/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere. I wish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/i-wish-italy-would-stop-being-a-crybaby-i-wish-he-would-kick-his-bad/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/why-won-t-the-light-just-shut-up-i-swear-i-ll-never-drink-again-2/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) > [“If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/if-you-lay-a-finger-on-our-pirates-again-i-m-going-to-kick-your-ass/) [Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hidekaz-himaruya/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/italy/hidekaz-himaruya/#itemlist", "name": "4 Italy Quotes By Hidekaz Himaruya", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!\" -America”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Hidekaz Himaruya" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hidekaz-himaruya/i-say-we-hit-italy-first-because-they-can-t-drive-and-are-usually/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93b/hidekaz-himaruya-18309_quote_i-say-we-hit-italy-first-because-they-ca_14762.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93b/hidekaz-himaruya-18309_quote_i-say-we-hit-italy-first-because-they-ca_14762.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93b/hidekaz-himaruya-18309_quote_i-say-we-hit-italy-first-because-they-ca_14762.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!\" -America” — Hidekaz Himaruya", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“This could vork... friends. 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